The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast
Episodes
Show Highlights September 19 - A Inter Island Special...
18 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys attempt a live broadcast as Matt beams in from Queenstown, and Jerry stays in studio...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 16 - Plane chat
15 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If you push your seat back on a domestic flight are you a penis?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro September 16 - CYFOF Returns!
15 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're back for another Chew Ya Face Off special and so is the Notorious Pants Man!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro September 15 - Jerry's brother gets FACT!
15 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry's brother joined us for another edition of "Get Fact Thursday!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 15 - Is house ownership Penis or Genius?
15 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Plus, what's your work perk??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro September 14 - The Delta Tapes, revisited.
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Embracing no guest Wednesdee...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 14 - Love making in public or official spaces
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The highly important public or official spaces we'd like to get bizzay!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro September 13 - Redheads and Seagull Farts
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Office Hours: We investigate our favourite sayingsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 13 - 4 Pillars of Monarchy
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt and Jerry are joined by great New Zealander David Nyika ahead of his fight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro September 12 - Auckland isn't shit.
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Anti-grief pills and anti Aucklanders.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 12 - The Return of Len, Bevan and Luigi
11 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss the Princess of Chaos dramedy. Plus, what's in Jerry's Coffee?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro September 9 - We remember Queen Elizabeth II
09 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Corgis and Range Rovers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 9 - RIP Lizzie
09 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Fact Factor Returns! Bless Bless Bless.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro September 8 - Another History Lesson...
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
the team is back for another Get Fact Thursday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 8 - Kitty Cats & Jerry's Retirement...
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boy's debate whether 'Cats' are in fact, Penis Or Genius, and Jeremy Wells considers retirement after three days off...See omnystudio.com/listener...
Podcast Intro September 7 - The Hoedown Is Back...
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry is still away, so the team brings back The Hoedown Special...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 7 - Doggys Driving & Romance On A Plane...
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt shares his ultimate fantasy, and the boys discuss the idea of a formula 1 driving dog movie...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
Podcast Intro September 6 - Potential Royal Enquiries...
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have a look at some of the potential upcoming royal enquiries... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 6 - Kiwi Weddings & Matts New Phone Game...
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry is still away, so the Matt and Mash steady the ship by talking Kiwi Weddings & Matt's new phone game...See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
Podcast Intro September 5 - G Lane & Cheese Platters
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
G Lane and Matt discuss the art of an NZ cheese platterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 5 - Father's Day
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry is away! Rob Brydon talks about Elvis and press releases.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro September 2 - A Celebrity Treasure Island "Tell All"... (Feat. Jesse Tuke)
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are joined by Jesse Tuke, to chat about some of the stuff that won't make it to air, on Celebrity Treasure Island...See omnystudio.com/listen...
Show Highlights September 2 - Islands In The Stream & Daddy's Day...
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take a look at Dolly Parton's new business venture and fathers day is just 2 sleeps away... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Podcast Intro September 1 - The Pet Shop Boys...
01 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for another Get Fact Thursday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights September 1 - Leo's Ladies & Mattress On Crates...
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Leonardia Decaoprio is now single so the boys take a look at his dating past & Matt considers buying himself a single bed...See omnystudio.com/lis...
Podcast Intro August 31 - A Schwarzenegger Arse Tattoo (Feat. Guy Montgomery)
30 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Guy Montgomery joins the boys to talk Nazis, Tattoos, and some upcoming projects... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 31 - Chinese Restaurants & Internet Influencers...
30 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys reflect on K Road being voted the sixth "coolest" road in the world and turns out one in every four kids wants to be an influencer... See om...
Podcast Intro August 30 - YOU CANT SAY THAT...
30 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Anastasia finds herself in some hot water after a controversial comment...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 30 - Up The Mighty Waikato...
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
the boys look to find The Four Pillars Of Waikato, and Matt sees the ghost of Elvis...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro August 29 - Sneaking Beers Into Carrisbrook...
28 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Heath shares his methods on how he used to sneak beers into Carrisbrook...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 29 - Reflecting On A Weekend Of D...
28 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are excited as the quality of D right around New Zealand goes through the roof, and the boys share an intimate secret...See omnystudio.com/li...
Podcast Intro August 26 - A Farnsey Special...
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Chew Your Face Off Special gets railroaded... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 26 - Tupperware Parties & Farnsey...
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys bring back a classic segment with a slight twist and Tupperware parties get blown wide open...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...
Podcast Intro August 25 - A Butt Load... (Get Fact Thursday)
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The team is back for another Get Fact Thursday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 25 - The Up And Under & The Sky Tower...
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss their wiping methods, and find out if the Sky Tower is in fact, Penis Or Genius...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
Podcast Intro August 24 - The Larnach Castle Royal Enquiry (Feat. Mikey Havoc)
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are joined by Mikey Havoc to discuss the events at Larnach Castle in 1998...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 24 - Crocs In The Sack & Big Brekky's...
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys debate the essential items of 'The Big Brekky' & Matt has a theory involving Crocs...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro August 23 - Blonde Tips...
22 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt explains the entire story behind Shannon the horse...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 23 - Smelly Pits & Soggy Spliffs...
22 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys look to find the Four Pillars Of Protests... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro August 22 - Mental Health Monday - Let's chat
21 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt talks about why we need to talk more...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 22 - Red before bed is dead.
21 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Daddy ruined the den with a horrific red wine incident. Plus, Jerry tries Daddy's P.S.A!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro August 19 - How much are caravans?
18 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt and Jerry Show Exclusive: The Taskmaster NZ caravan has gone rogue!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 19 - Puffer jackets are penis...
18 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What's the most kiwi item of clothing? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro August 18 - Farts, plants and peeing in pools
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry, Matt and Stager get fact! (Mash is still suspended)...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 18 - Penis or Genius: Automatic Vehicles
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Are autos P or G? And Matt's news reading debut. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro August 17 - "Matt & Jerry Make Shit T.V" Says Qualified Expert...
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are joined by Nick Holm, who as spent far too much time looking at the history of New Zealand's comedy television... See omnystudio.com/list...
Show Highlights August 17 - A Parking Disaster & Mash Gets Suspended...
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt finds himself in a highly complex parking situation, and Mash makes one too many mistakes...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro August 16 - Nicknames...
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys look to clarify the shows nicknames...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 16 - Jimmy Carr & Fantasy Boozies...
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are joined by Jimmy Carr ahead of his NZ tour, and what are The Four Pillars Of Fantasy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
Podcast Intro August 15 - Howzat, Sherbet...
14 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys look to replace the Chris Rea with an Aussy banger...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 15 - Cheese Rolls & One Hand On The Cup...
14 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys rejoice as the All Blacks show signs of improvement & a cheese roll interrupts a NPC game in Southland....See omnystudio.com/listener for...
Podcast Intro August 12 - A Look Behind The Curtains...
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are in a hurry, so they rush through some behind the scenes admin...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 12 - Jerry Takes A Pounding...
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry takes a pounding and Matt wakes up with the chills...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro August 11 - Fact Check...
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The standings are slipping... Fast!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 11 - Ross Taylor's Pants & Sleeping On The Job...
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Taylor joins the boys ahead of his book launch & Matt has a solution for shop front security... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
Podcast Intro August 10 - South Africa's Fucked... (Feat. Urzila Carlson)
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are joined by Urzila Carlson...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 10 - Party Hard & Eat Cheese...
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys look to find New Zealand's Party Capital, and what is the oldest thing you can find in your fridge....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
Podcast Intro August 9 - Hot Sauce & Breast Milk...
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the podcast, the boys are joined by founder of the 'Kaitaia Fire Hot Sauce' to talk all things spicy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
Show Highlights August 9 - Ram Raids & Sandra Dee...
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys get deep in ram raids...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro August 8 - Nude Chess...
07 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A new low...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 8 - Time To Rake Over The Coals...
07 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys look to find some positives from the All Blacks performance, and the Commonwealth Games come to a close...See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
Podcast Intro August 5 - Same Story Different Day...
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys introduce a new ad format, and go back to the infamous 1998 incident and Larnach's Castle...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
Show Highlights August 5 - New Zealand's Worst Intersection...
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys prepare themselves for a nerve racking All Blacks Match this weekend, and they find NZ's Worst Intersection...See omnystudio.com/listener for...
Podcast Intro August 4 - Round The Back To Get Fact..
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Its Thursday, so the team is back for another Get Fact Thursday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 4 - Its Spitting Gold...
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Commonwealth Games are really heating up, and the boys host an hour of love in celebration of Matt's new T.V show...See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
Podcast Intro August 3 - The Body Corp...
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Josh Thomson joins the boys to discuss everything from meth in Nazi Germany to "Body Corps"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 3 - Two Hands On The Mast...
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry has a new Rod Stewart theory, and Matt goes crazy on a cruise ship...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro August 2 - Piss Up A Rope...
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take a look at some song they think summarise them best... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 2 - Jerry's Pussy Haiku...
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry is asked to write a poem in memory of his dead cat, and Matt gets into trouble on twitter...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro August 1 - Loose & Limber...
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
the boys work their way back into the week with a bit of a Monday Loosener... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights August 1 - Wall To Wall Commonwealth...
31 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take a look at some of the highlights of the Commonwealth games so far, and find out what people are buying with their cost of living payment...
Podcast Intro July 29 - Take It Out Back And Shoot It...
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Perhaps the worst podcast of all time...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights July 29 - Social Experiments & A Dilly Jingle...
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry continues to test out Matt with his coffee related social experiments and Daddy's Dilly gets a Jingle....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
Podcast Intro July 28 - Can I Get A Fact Up In This Biatch...
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Get Fact Thursdays Is back...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights July 28 - The Toasted Sandwich...
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys look for The Four Pillars Of The Toasted Sandwich...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro July 27 - Paul Ego Converts A Duck...
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are joined by New Zealand comedian, Paul Ego...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights July 27 - Jerry's Revenge & A Whole Lotta Dilly...
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry gets his revenge has the boys go head to head in a prank war, and Matt seeks professional help with his Dilly...See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
Show Highlights July 26 - "Daddy's Dilly" & Jerry Gets Pranked...
25 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt finally announces what he has been working on while on holiday, and Jerry gets a taste of his own medicine...See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...
Podcast Intro July 26 - We See What You're Doing Prince...
25 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take a look at the real meaning behind Prince's biggest hits...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights July 25 - Matt's Horse Riding & Vaping In School...
24 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry discovers the truth about Matt's childhood horse riding, and vaping is taking over high school bathrooms up and down the country...See omnystudi...
Podcast Intro July 25 - WE'RE BACK BIIAAATTCCHHEESS...
24 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After a one week holiday the boys are back to their old selves as they tell each other what song they would be, if they were a song....See omnystudio....
Podcast Intro July 15 - Sheryl The Cleaner...
14 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry's cleaner Sheryl, infiltrates the podcast intro... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights July 15 - A Dead Mans Tie...
14 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry discuss the quirky new gift hes receiving at Seven Sharp, and Matts caught with some suspicious rubbish in his car...See omnystudio.com/listener...
Podcast Intro July 14 - Tabling Some Audio...
14 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The team are back for another Get Fact Thursday....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights July 14 -To Sauce, Or Not To Sauce...
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show, the boys take a deep dive into which pies deserves sauce and which dont....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro July 13 - The Commandments Of Life... (feat. Justine Smith)
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are joined by NZ Comedy icon, Justine SmithSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights July 13 - Hold Music & Meth Lanes...
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take a look at some of the most punishing hold music, and are the bike lanes on Auckland's K Road turning into meth lanes...See omnystudio.co...
Podcast Intro July 12 - Back Over The Classics...
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
the boys go back over some of the classic Podcast Intro stories...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights July 12 - Jerry's Rude Awakening & Winter Hits hard...
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In celebration of winter coming in hot, the boys look for The Four Pillars Of Winter...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro July 11 - Facing Those Fears...
10 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss the challenges of facing your fears and how to find some courage...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights July 11 - The Sporting Hall Of Shame...
10 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys look to inducts some athletes into 'Matt & Jerry's Sporting Hall Of Shame', and Jerry has a new T.V show hes enjoying a bit too much...Se...
Show Highlights July 8 - You Send It, We'll Read It...
07 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys introduce a new Friday Initiative, and Jerry explains love making to his son...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro July 8 - Oats, Massive Pest...
07 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hall & Oats find a way to rail road another Chew Your Face Off Friday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro July 7 - You Can Get Fact...
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
the team return with another set of facts for this weeks 'Get Fact Thursday'...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights July 7 - Jerry's Disturbing Run & Mash Gets Caught...
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mash is sighted committing a vape crime and Jerry has a interesting interaction on his daily jog...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
Podcast Intro July 6 - An Amsterdam Round Table...
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After yesterdays podcast intro, the boys are forced to bring in a couple of Amsterdam witnesses to discus further detail...See omnystudio.com/listener...
Show Highlights July 6 - Jeremy Wells Gets A Boner...
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry continues to cause controversy on live T.V and Matt discusses his grooming techniques...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Podcast Intro July 5 - Amsterdam Flashbacks...
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
the boys relive an interesting day in Amsterdam... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Show Highlights July 5 - Aussy Trading & Baz's Knighthood...
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
the boys look to find some things Jacinda Ardern should offer up as trade assets to Australia, and Baz McCullum seems to be on his way to a knighthood...
Podcast Intro July 4 - No More C Bombs...
03 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
the boys discuss drug addictions, and the importance of "Positive Ageing"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.