Episode 796 | "The Distinguished Panel"

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Melyssa Ford 0:00
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show.
Mike, Mike, Mike.
Joe Budden 0:29
Damn, I sound good.
Hey, man.
Joe Budden 0:30
Hello? Yo.
Unknown Speaker 0:32
You expect something different?
Joe Budden 0:33
Yep, yep, yep, yep. Hey. Here we go. I sound nice. You turn these up? Uh, no. You did something over there.
Ice 0:40
Something sound louder.
Melyssa Ford 0:42
I sound good. Good. Mine just sound louder. Forgot what my flirt voice sound like. Stupid-ass relationship I've been in. I forgot when I get my flirt voice. Hey, voice note time. Voice note him down.

Why did Joe and Melyssa revisit their argument?

Mel 0:58
That's what a lot of girls that I know comment on is your voice.
Melyssa Ford 1:01
Really?
Mel 1:02
His voice is so sexy, and I'm like, oh.
Melyssa Ford 1:07
That's what you do.
Mel 1:07
You do have a nice voice, but it's like, you're like my brother, so it's like I don't want to hear girlfriends drooling over you.
Melyssa Ford 1:15
Thanks, Melissa.
Mel 1:16
Yeah. But you do have a nice voice.
Melyssa Ford 1:17
You do have a nice voice. A lot of hate. Don't hate to your friends. Like, if your friends is giving it up, you can hate on me.
Mel 1:23
I do say, I'm like, you're right.
Melyssa Ford 1:24
But if your friends is giving it up, you got to give up a little bit with them. You got to give up a little bit.
Mel 1:29
I see what you mean. I do concede. I'm like, he does have a very, very nice voice. He does.
Joe Budden 1:35
Antoine, you good, my brother? You good? Straight at 6 o'clock, brother. We good. You know my voice is good. That's why you used to let me do the talking. Is that what it was? Why do you think I used to do the talking?
Ish 1:49
Because I was on Punk Time. Ditch ass nigga, that's what I was on.
Joe Budden 1:55
Go over there and woo him with the voice real quick. I'll come in with the eyes.
Ish 2:00
And then you hit him with the thumb. Voice, eyes, thumb. That's the triangle. Triangle offense.
Joe Budden 2:11
What's up, man?
Ice 2:12
What's good? How y'all doing?
Joe Budden 2:14
Great. Happy to be here. Happy to see each and every one of you. For sure.
Unknown Speaker 2:18
Ish, how are you feeling?
Parks 2:20
Yeah, welcome back, Ish. You sounded crazy coming in today, but you sound a little better now. I sound a little better now.
Joe Budden 2:25
That little steroid shot in the ass. That'll get that voice back right in a matter of minutes. That's the only thing to do it.
Ish 2:33
Who's giving the steroids?
Joe Budden 2:35
Corey. You can do it yourself. How you feeling, man?
Ish 2:40
I'm good.
Joe Budden 2:41
I heard something about you 10 minutes ago that I don't believe is true.
Ish 2:46
It ain't true then? Let's hear it. It's not true.
Joe Budden 2:49
Somebody on this couch told me. Somebody on this couch told me.
Mel 2:57
Why? Why? Why are you starting so early?
Joe Budden 3:00
Because I don't believe it.
Mel 3:01
It was something that I heard too. Okay.
Joe Budden 3:05
That's how you do it. Get it off you. Fuck you.
Parks 3:08
You guys be gossiping about my guy. What the fuck is going on over there?
Joe Budden 3:12
Somebody said that you believe the reason you're balding the way that you are now is because of the headphones.
Unknown Speaker 3:22
Who said that?
Joe Budden 3:23
Somebody. Somebody on this couch told me. I don't know who told them. Okay. I said to her.
Parks 3:30
That's why we're in the wireless world.
Joe Budden 3:32
I said to this person, her. He didn't say that. You lying on my man. And what did that person say?
I heard it. But unlike you, I'm not going to fucking spill my sources.
Mel 3:50
Erickson Torres.
Melyssa Ford 3:51
Flip. Oh, shit. Erickson Torres.
Joe Budden 3:53
This nigga is timing them out. Get the Burger King. Yeah, let's get a pod started with some ratting.
Parks 4:03
With some snitching.
Unknown Speaker 4:03
That's why you think.
Joe Budden 4:09
How has your week off been?
Melyssa Ford 4:13
Yeah, what'd you do? Which is really two weeks in pod time. Work.
Joe Budden 4:18
I ain't do shit. Wait, what? Hold up. What the hell? He worked. What am I supposed to do?
Unknown Speaker 4:26
Jesus, Mary. Work. That's all you do. What else you do? But you took off work. To work. I couldn't talk.
Ish 4:37
He could build though. He could build. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 4:39
You could have came in and made some faces. You could have came in and just been moral support.
Parks 4:45
Not doing a mind pod is crazy.
Unknown Speaker 4:47
Yeah, he could have done his little sign language thing, getting his bag.
Joe Budden 4:51
Nah, that nigga would say, keep that shit away. I'm glad you're feeling better. Was it the vid? Nah, I took the shit and said no.

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