Episode 805 | "Support The Lie"

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Why are the hosts discussing their basketball injuries?

Parks 0:41
Hi, my injured brethren. How y'all feeling? Kevin Gates.
Ice 0:46
Good day, my brothers. What you asking me?
Joe Budden 0:49
Two phones. One for the plug and one for... Yeah, come on, Kevin Gates. Here you go.
Flip 0:58
I'm not supposed to be here today, bro. Why not? Why, where you supposed to be? On vacation. What happened?
Parks 1:04
Oh, what happened?
Flip 1:05
What happened? Oh, I have an event coming up this weekend. Sure they had to change the plans? No, no, I just have an event coming up this weekend. So, you know, I had to stay back and focus on that. Priorities.
Ice 1:16
Promote it.
Flip 1:17
Are you being a positivity highlighter? Yes. I got the room this weekend. I may not be here Friday, but you know I'm here today. I just want to show moral support.
Joe Budden 1:26
Damn, man. Fuck. Had big plans for you on Friday. You hear that, fans? Flip won't be here at the next part, and I'm sad about that. No, you're not. No, that's disappointing.
Flip 1:37
Behind the scenes, you just talking shit to me just now.
Joe Budden 1:39
No, I wasn't. I said I totally was.
Flip 1:42
Go.
Joe Budden 1:43
Yeah, you can leave whenever you want. I ain't going to beef about it. Yes, sir. And you have to understand it. All right. We got to understand it.
Flip 1:50
Yeah. But I'm here. Happy to be here. Happy to see you all. It feels good to watch a bunch of old men yawn and be hurt while I'm over here young and I can kick my legs up stretching. You didn't do anything. You ain't right here, bro. Young? You ain't young? You're not young. Two more years to 40. That's not young. I'm going to hold on to it. I'm going to hold on to it. I'm about to dye my beard. I'm about to get some surgery, lose some weight. I'm about to do something. I need to hold on to that. You got a BBL? Maybe. You going to dye your beard for real? I am. She's too gray, yo. Like, come on, I got a big gray patch right here. Both sides. Yeah, it's not even gray right. That's the annoying shit. It ain't even gray. It ain't proportionate right. I got two big gray patches. Chin perfect.
Joe Budden 2:40
Means you didn't stress enough. Your life's too easy. That means I stressed too much. You didn't stress enough. You lived a good life.
Parks 2:48
Are you crazy? No, you're right. That's what it means. You could go down to just the goatee. That's what it means. Ooh.
Joe Budden 2:55
I'm going to look like one of them Chris Hansen cameras. I only want to be with you. How y'all playing? This is how we be here for five hours. I'm leaving at a certain time.
Flip 3:07
What's going on today? Why you leaving early? Nothing. Gotta go rest the knees. Ice bath.
Joe Budden 3:13
The bed. The bed. Fucking leg compressions and cryotherapy.
Parks 3:20
I forgot to break out my little massage gun. Yeah.
Flip 3:23
I mean, you're dedicated to the work because while injured. I'm twisted.
Joe Budden 3:28
Yeah. I'm twisted. I mean, better than yesterday.
Mark 3:33
Yeah. Yesterday's the rough one. Second day's the worst. Yeah, second day. Nah, my Sunday was bad. I couldn't walk.
Joe Budden 3:40
We went to go, for the people unaware, we went to go, we had the bright idea. Genius. The genius plan of going to rent a gym on Saturday night at 6 p.m. and play basketball. That was the problem.
Parks 3:59
The start time, I think, was really the big issue.
Melyssa Ford 4:01
Wait, so what would have happened if it started at 1 p.m. ?
Parks 4:04
It would have been better. You would have gotten hurt with the sun out. Amen. I don't think so.
Ice 4:10
I don't think so. You would have gotten hurt with the sun out. I don't think so.

What happened to Angie Stone?

Parks 4:13
Our bodies were ready for bed at 6 o'clock. We need to get that early.
Joe Budden 4:16
I was falling asleep on the way to the gym. I was like, damn, this is normally my nap time. So I think my body was a little confused.
Mark 4:25
Why are we doing things?
Joe Budden 4:26
And then the closer we got to the gym, the closer you get to the bathroom when you got to use it, you start pissing on yourself a little bit. Like piss on your thigh a little bit. A little yellow stain on your drawers. Just a little sprinkle. Like it's that. The closer we got to the gym, my body was telling myself, your dog, what are you doing? What are you doing right now? And then we got there.

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