Episode 904 | "The Couch of Few Words"
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Enjoy the show. I'm going to break it to my siblings soon.
Let them know. We can stop. Yeah, yeah.
That college fund?
Prepare for plan B. Let's get that plan B ready.
Yeah, all that money you save in college, you can splurge a little every month. Have dessert. Take a vacation. You will not need that money. You will need that money. You will not need it.
You might get a grant.
Scholarship. You'll get a grant. Steak one? 50 bucks? I don't count the grants for this nigga.
Teach you how to make license plates for free.
Yo, that's crazy. You terrible, nigga. That's horrible.
Is that bad, though? Yes, nigga. It's a horrible realization. Is that bad when you know it? Not saying you telling that person. Yes, you do know. When you know what? What are y'all talking about? Yeah, go ahead. When you know what? When you know this one not going... probably be as successful audience they're talking about when you know i wasn't the one that said when you know a child is won't be a success story horrible yeah that's what they're talking about no they mark and ice specify the days mark and ice are talking about when you know your kid or a kid that just isn't gonna make it far in life which i don't know how they got the i wasn't here So I'm still warming up. I'm still warming up. Take it away.
Go ahead.
We were talking about the high school tracks because it's like, you know, they got like the academic track for kids is going to college and AP this, AP that. But like we were saying, like sometimes you need to bring the auto body shop back. You need to bring some things back. I agree with that. Yeah. But then you said in one school they got like cash registers.
Yeah, they had cash registers because it was like some of y'all are going to be retail. So we're going to prep y'all early. Ice at a day high school, they had a shop right.
What school you went to again?
That's crazy. What school that was you went to? That was Elizabeth. Niggas said they was prepping niggas for retail. But some of y'all wasn't going to get there. They had... You talking about home economics?
No, he talking about real... Like, clean up on aisle six. Yeah. Cash registers.
They had a real auto body shop. Like, people were literally bringing their cars there to get their cars working.
That's fire.
They had a real metal... Like, metal... Teaching you metal working. Not just a class, but a real shop. And they had the shop right for the motherfuckers who... That's crazy. We don't need to give you AP history or English because you're not going no further than this. The A&P?
That's terrible, bro. Yeah, we don't need to give you all... That's disrespectful. That's hard. If you call me and tell me my kid is going to go to auto shop, I might not like it. I might make some... You know what I mean?
I may ask some questions, but if you tell me my kid is going to be a greeter... No, bro, but it's not saying that that's what your kid going to be. We're just going to give you these tools because these are most likely... These are the tools that's probably going to benefit you more. If the tools are folding...
and the difference between linen. Aisle two.
Aisle three. What comes next?
You're not prepping my kid.
Get the fuck out of here. Prepping my kid for the produce. I'm going to be furious. I'm going to be furious. Yo, the difference between a cherry tomato. You better get the fuck out of here.
I'm good, bro.
Is there a profession that y'all would be disappointed in if your kid came back to? Like Mark is saying, it shouldn't involve... folding things, like if your daughter came to you and was like, Pop, I want to eventually own a bunch of washing folds, but I'm starting with this one. It's not paying me much.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–4:22
2
How do parents prepare their kids for college and future jobs?
4:22–5:10
3
What experiences do the hosts share about their weekend events?
5:10–51:51
4
What happens when phones are banned during the event?
51:51–1:54:00
5
What are the implications of Desus Nice's new YouTube show?
1:54:00–1:54:23
6
How do the hosts react to DJ Vlad's controversial tweets?
1:54:23–1:54:38
7
What are the main points about Lil Wayne and LaRussell's comments?
1:54:38–2:52:55