😮 The emergency that has kept Kyle off Air (for the moment)
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Kyle, Jackie O. Kyle and Jackie O. The Kyle and Jackie O Show.
Morning. Hello, Jackie. What happened to Kyle? I've only just walked in like 10 minutes ago.
Oh, it's been like stress and chaos. Everyone's running around. Something's happened to Kyle, right?
Like, he's had a fall.
Yeah. Like an old man.
Yeah, he's at that age where you don't say they've fallen over. They've had a fall. He's had a fall and he's off the show.
Is that right? We don't... OK, it's really hard to say at this point because normally if Kyle's sick, we'll get a, I'm not coming on air today, but this morning it's a, I might still be on air, but he's just trying to recover because you're right, he did have a fall and I got a very lengthy and detailed text saying, that I'm happy to read.
What happened to Kyle that caused him to miss the show?
I don't know if I'll get in trouble, but I'm happy to read it.
I want to hear it.
Yeah. All right, we can break this down because it's quite long, as I mentioned. So, hey, I've just fallen over quite bad naked, running from the shower to get a towel from the linen closet. Don't lie.
Why? Why? Carl, we could be out like literally around the corner and we're on air. We're missing the break on air. But he doesn't run. Five seconds, five seconds, and everyone runs and Carl doesn't run. Why is he running from the shower? What was he running towards?
The linen closet to get a towel.
As if he's running.
The story continues. It is dark in the foyer and I tripped over some open suitcases and Otto's toys fell. Oh, sorry.
How did Kyle's fall impact the show's dynamics?
Otto's toys fell bad, effed my ribs and back and neck and hit my head quite hard on the back of my skull. I'm now hobbling back to bed. Headache is instant and I feel embarrassed and in some pain. I don't know if I'll feel any better in an hour or so. I'm spewing because I was looking forward to the show today with Pauline and Anthony Mundine. If I come good, I'll get up and do the show from home. But right now I feel like I've been in a car accident. Why so much detail? I was going to say, I've never.
Does he normally write?
His sick messages are never like this. It's, hey, babe, no show today for me. Speak soon.
He's fully concussed.
I don't know. Peter, do you want to go around?
I'm going to go over if that's okay. I don't think he might be delusional.
Peter, I don't know that you need to go over, to be honest.
To be honest, in these situations, I know sometimes he's a bit testy with me. I feel like this is a morning he probably needs me.
No, because I – Yeah, we need you too, Peter. We need you. What about here?
Oh, it's nice to be wanted. I love this, actually.
Don't fight over me. We're up shit creek because Cooper's left.
What details did Kyle share about his incident?
Oh, that's good though, right?
We don't even have anyone.
So I could be the new Cooper, like the fill-in.
You know what, Peter? Yes, come on in. Oh, come in. Thank you.
Oh, Peter, the day has finally arrived.
Peter, the day's arrived. Now, you're Stephen Bradbury-ed it because there's nobody around. That's why you're here. Oh, okay. But in saying that, I mean, you've spent years wanting this moment. That's right, yeah. Have you ever thought of things to bring to the table should you get the moment?
I panicked right now, but just give me a second. Let's just keep shooting the hoo-ha and whatever else, which is good.
Where's Cooper? Like, can we get him or not?
We can't call him three days after he quits.
Sorry. This is Peter's moment. We're about to shit all over it. But Cooper Johns is on the phone if you want to talk to him.
Cooper, like, you're not even available to come in. I know you left, like, three days ago and you've resigned. But I think, like, I've just got Peter now. Yeah, hello.
Well, it's like... I mean, it's very exciting for Pete. I suppose he's waited, what, 10, 12 years for this moment.
Yeah, we're into our 13th year now, so this is good.
You're into your 13th.
Do you know what? In the first year, I got one little go, and I only lasted about 60 seconds. He said, actually, no. What did you do then? Oh, I tried to be funny, and I just went down with the lead role.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–0:59
2
What happened to Kyle that caused him to miss the show?
0:59–1:47
3
How did Kyle's fall impact the show's dynamics?
1:47–2:52
4
What details did Kyle share about his incident?
2:52–4:33
5
What are the reactions of the hosts regarding Kyle's condition?
4:33–10:49
6
What precautions should be taken after a head injury?
10:49–12:21
7
How did the hosts plan to handle the show without Kyle?
12:21–14:37
8
What are the implications of Kyle's absence on the show's future?
14:37–19:24
Speakers
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