Cash And Harper Are Left Alone With The Mics

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Cash 0:00
I just told our buddies to invite my DoorDash driver onto the podcast. How about we play steal or share? If you both write share, 50-50.

What fun game do Cash and Harper decide to play?

Cash 0:06
If you both write steal, nothing. If it's one-on-one, whoever wrote steal gets the full hundred.
Unknown 0:10
I got a six-month-old baby. I thought he got to eat.
Harper 0:14
I got a storage unit I have to pay by the end of the day or they auction it off.
Cash 0:18
Show them in three, two, one, go. Steal, share.

How do Cash and Harper feel about their appearance changes?

Unknown 0:24
Baby's got to eat.
Cash 0:25
All right, well, here you go.

What personal updates do Cash and Harper share about their lives?

Harper 0:28
Damn, are we going to dash anymore today? Okay, all right, well.
Maverick 0:33
Formula's expensive.
Cash 0:40
What's up, guys? Yo, what's up? Welcome, welcome to another episode. I'm so tired. Yeah, and you guys might notice something different today. Harper did her eyelashes different.
Harper 0:52
Why are you always pointing out my eyelashes?
Cash 0:55
No, but today you might notice. It's not like a normal podcast episode. It's just me and Harper.
Harper 1:02
Guys, this guy's always criticizing my eyelashes. And I'm not here for it, honestly.
Cash 1:09
Well, your eyelashes are pretty long.
Harper 1:12
And yours aren't, so.
Cash 1:14
Yeah.

What challenges do Cash and Harper face while DoorDashing?

Cash 1:15
I have natural beauty, Harper. Look at this.
Harper 1:17
I said yours aren't.
Cash 1:19
Yeah, they aren't long. So I have natural beauty. Look.
Harper 1:22
And I have fake beauty. Fake it till you make it.
Cash 1:25
Hey, don't hate it.
Harper 1:27
I'm removing my ribs when I'm older.
Cash 1:29
I saw someone do that. I can't believe you brought that up. Go ahead. Okay, I'll go. No, I just saw a video on YouTube about a woman that removed six of her ribs so her waist would be skinnier. And I was like, that sounds terrible.
Harper 1:47
Like, imagine putting your ribs in a bag and looking at them. No. Like, I don't know. I just want the top half of my body to be, like, slimmer.
Cash 1:58
Me too. Yeah.
Harper 1:59
You're like a box. That's, like, not happening. What the? So, yeah. I also got my prom dress, so I'm super excited. And I'm still feeling sick.
Cash 2:06
Oh, you... That was a lot of information in one sentence, but when are you going to prom?
Harper 2:11
April.
Cash 2:12
April? Do you have someone you are taking? Or has someone asked you?
Harper 2:17
No, but I was texting. Oh, my gosh. Actually, I'm not going to start anything. But actually, yes, I am. Let's hear it. So, basically, what's it called? You know how I had a crush last episode?
Cash 2:28
Yeah.
Harper 2:29
Like, I don't actually have a crush.
Cash 2:31
What? Then why did you say you did?
Harper 2:32
Because I was, like, trying to, like, I don't know. Did he reject you? Cool. No, no, no.
Cash 2:36
He has a girlfriend.
Harper 2:37
He has a girlfriend, and then she posted about me.
Cash 2:40
Whoa.
Harper 2:42
And I was like on my phone. I was like, whoa, why are you doing this? And then, yeah.
Cash 2:47
So he's not your crush anymore.
Harper 2:48
No, he was never my crush. I literally just said that. Then why did you say that? Because like we were really close friends.
Cash 2:53
But why would you just.
Harper 2:54
I was trying to joke around.
Cash 2:55
Why would you just say that?
Harper 2:56
I was joking around and my throat hurts from talking.
Cash 2:58
So you were just joking around that you did have a crush on him until his girlfriend got mad at you?
Harper 3:02
Yeah.
Cash 3:04
Okay. And then what?
Harper 3:05
And then she posted a TikTok, and then I liked it, and then I told him I'm going to un-add him. Dang, did you un-add him? No, but I'm probably going to un-follow him because I'm not about this drama life.
Cash 3:16
You're probably going to un-follow him? Wouldn't you have already done that if you were going to do that?
Harper 3:19
Nope.
Cash 3:20
So you're probably not going to un-follow him.
Harper 3:22
Guys, literally, I'm so tired.
Cash 3:24
And last night, I literally— Wait, what did any of this have to do with your prom dress?
Harper 3:28
Oh, yeah, I got a prom dress.
Cash 3:29
No, I don't care about the dress. No, I'm talking about you said—I said, did you get asked to the prom?
Harper 3:34
No. Well, we don't know yet, but probably not. I mean, if I get a boyfriend in the next two months, then maybe.
Cash 3:39
Not likely, though.
Harper 3:41
Probably not. I mean, they wake up to this every morning, and my long lashes, so it's great.
Cash 3:48
I don't think your boyfriend will wake up to that. Your boyfriend will wake up in his own home.
Harper 3:52
Oh, yeah. Well, no, we're living together.
Cash 3:55
Yeah, maybe if you got married one day, which you don't want to do, so I don't think you have to worry about that.
Harper 4:01
You're right.

What is the significance of the prom dress discussion?

Harper 4:02
I don't ever want to get married, so I don't care.
Cash 4:04
Why is that?
Harper 4:05
Because I want to play around.
Cash 4:07
Okay. That makes no sense.

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