Cash And Harper Are Left Alone With The Mics
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I just told our buddies to invite my DoorDash driver onto the podcast. How about we play steal or share? If you both write share, 50-50.
What fun game do Cash and Harper decide to play?
If you both write steal, nothing. If it's one-on-one, whoever wrote steal gets the full hundred.
I got a six-month-old baby. I thought he got to eat.
I got a storage unit I have to pay by the end of the day or they auction it off.
Show them in three, two, one, go. Steal, share.
How do Cash and Harper feel about their appearance changes?
Baby's got to eat.
All right, well, here you go.
What personal updates do Cash and Harper share about their lives?
Damn, are we going to dash anymore today? Okay, all right, well.
Formula's expensive.
What's up, guys? Yo, what's up? Welcome, welcome to another episode. I'm so tired. Yeah, and you guys might notice something different today. Harper did her eyelashes different.
Why are you always pointing out my eyelashes?
No, but today you might notice. It's not like a normal podcast episode. It's just me and Harper.
Guys, this guy's always criticizing my eyelashes. And I'm not here for it, honestly.
Well, your eyelashes are pretty long.
And yours aren't, so.
Yeah.
What challenges do Cash and Harper face while DoorDashing?
I have natural beauty, Harper. Look at this.
I said yours aren't.
Yeah, they aren't long. So I have natural beauty. Look.
And I have fake beauty. Fake it till you make it.
Hey, don't hate it.
I'm removing my ribs when I'm older.
I saw someone do that. I can't believe you brought that up. Go ahead. Okay, I'll go. No, I just saw a video on YouTube about a woman that removed six of her ribs so her waist would be skinnier. And I was like, that sounds terrible.
Like, imagine putting your ribs in a bag and looking at them. No. Like, I don't know. I just want the top half of my body to be, like, slimmer.
Me too. Yeah.
You're like a box. That's, like, not happening. What the? So, yeah. I also got my prom dress, so I'm super excited. And I'm still feeling sick.
Oh, you... That was a lot of information in one sentence, but when are you going to prom?
April.
April? Do you have someone you are taking? Or has someone asked you?
No, but I was texting. Oh, my gosh. Actually, I'm not going to start anything. But actually, yes, I am. Let's hear it. So, basically, what's it called? You know how I had a crush last episode?
Yeah.
Like, I don't actually have a crush.
What? Then why did you say you did?
Because I was, like, trying to, like, I don't know. Did he reject you? Cool. No, no, no.
He has a girlfriend.
He has a girlfriend, and then she posted about me.
Whoa.
And I was like on my phone. I was like, whoa, why are you doing this? And then, yeah.
So he's not your crush anymore.
No, he was never my crush. I literally just said that. Then why did you say that? Because like we were really close friends.
But why would you just.
I was trying to joke around.
Why would you just say that?
I was joking around and my throat hurts from talking.
So you were just joking around that you did have a crush on him until his girlfriend got mad at you?
Yeah.
Okay. And then what?
And then she posted a TikTok, and then I liked it, and then I told him I'm going to un-add him. Dang, did you un-add him? No, but I'm probably going to un-follow him because I'm not about this drama life.
You're probably going to un-follow him? Wouldn't you have already done that if you were going to do that?
Nope.
So you're probably not going to un-follow him.
Guys, literally, I'm so tired.
And last night, I literally— Wait, what did any of this have to do with your prom dress?
Oh, yeah, I got a prom dress.
No, I don't care about the dress. No, I'm talking about you said—I said, did you get asked to the prom?
No. Well, we don't know yet, but probably not. I mean, if I get a boyfriend in the next two months, then maybe.
Not likely, though.
Probably not. I mean, they wake up to this every morning, and my long lashes, so it's great.
I don't think your boyfriend will wake up to that. Your boyfriend will wake up in his own home.
Oh, yeah. Well, no, we're living together.
Yeah, maybe if you got married one day, which you don't want to do, so I don't think you have to worry about that.
You're right.
What is the significance of the prom dress discussion?
I don't ever want to get married, so I don't care.
Why is that?
Because I want to play around.
Okay. That makes no sense.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:06
2
What fun game do Cash and Harper decide to play?
0:06–0:24
3
How do Cash and Harper feel about their appearance changes?
0:24–0:28
4
What personal updates do Cash and Harper share about their lives?
0:28–1:15
5
What challenges do Cash and Harper face while DoorDashing?
1:15–4:02
6
What is the significance of the prom dress discussion?
4:02–37:44
7
What prank call do Cash and Harper attempt during the episode?
37:44–51:05