Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
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Who is the special guest on this episode?
We have a special guest coming on today. What?
Me and Jason, we met in kindergarten.
Okay, Harper, cut to the chase. Are you guys dating? Are you holding hands? No.
No, but we're dating.
Look at the attitude she has.
I don't have any attitude. It's your problem. I don't know why you're always asking like I have a problem because I don't. TPH? I literally use you for clout.
Are Harper and Jason dating?
Why are you guys beefing so hard?
Because I want to break up with you if I'm done. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode of the very funny podcast. Funniest podcast in the world, some people may say.
Why do you think you get an intro?
Let me, let me intro it. What do you mean?
Hey guys, welcome to the LOL podcast. It is Harper and Maverick. That was way better. That was way better.
You know what? Because when Maverick does the intro, this is what we get. Have we started?
Did you start?
Guys, we started.
We started, guys. Did we start?
That's literally my every time. You know, I don't know if Kate or Kenzie's ever started an episode. Let's hear it, guys. Give us a start.
What's up, guys? Welcome back to the LOL Podcast.
I mean, that was weak.
What's up, guys? Welcome back to my YouTube channel. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the LOL Podcast.
LOL. Please yell. Do not call it LOL.
Well, one time I was in Target, and the cutest little girl came up to me. She had no friends. You had the LOL Podcast? She was like, are you from the LOL Podcast? I know everybody says I know the lol podcast when people come up to me.
They're like are you from the lol podcast? I'm like it's lol first of all I think it's just like a so cute. I was like it's way to say It's like saying lammo dude me maverick talking about the other day though every time kate talks in a video It's so loud, but so quiet and so like it like when we're doing a club video or something. It's like Okay, guys, we're going to be doing this now. I'm not allowed to have intro videos. You guys ever have like that grandpa that I can't really hear very well? What? Yeah.
You know what's funny? Do your YouTube voice.
My YouTube voice? What?
Do your YouTube voice. My YouTube voice.
What? You know what's crazy though? Listen, she's actually very good at talking to her like her 80 something year old grandpa. I'm good at it too. I can't talk to him. I'm like, I'm like, oh, so what'd you have for breakfast this morning, grandpa? And he's like, he just looks at Kate, he's like, what? And Kate's like, what did you have? He said breakfast. What did you have? And I'm like, oh, oh. I don't know. Do your YouTube voice. My YouTube voice? Come on, man. I'll do mine. If you're doing a YouTube intro or any sort of YouTube thing, you need to wait until you have a little bit of compression on your voice.
I can do a good YouTube voice.
You have to just compress your voice a little bit before you start. Compress? Not too much, or you sound really bad. All right, everybody give their best YouTube intro. Wait, Mav, you go last. No, you go last, though. You go last. Kenzie, you start.
Mav, intros are videos for a reason.
No, we're going to go around. Kenzie to Mav. Come on.
that Maverick should start. No, no, no, you got it, you got it. I need an example.
Just like a tutorial, like on a general YouTube video, the intros.
Country 5 YouTube? No, probably not.
Like a Mr. Beast video.
I'll start.
Go ahead and say something.
Alright, Kate.
Today, we're gonna be taste testing 100 crickets, and whichever cricket tastes the worst, dies. Today we're gonna be killing Gerald and if Gerald screams he's dead forever.
Let's get started They're not doing that me yeah, okay, so
Today we are going to be testing to see if a one size fits all is actually true. So we have size 0 to size 10, being Kate, and we are going to test size all these pants. Kate, can you fit in these pants?
I don't understand the intro. This is going to be my original YouTube channel voice.
You realize 10 isn't that big.
I don't know. I don't, I'm not in girl sizes. I have small, medium, large, and like size 28, 29. And then I ask a girl, they're like, I'm size four. I'm like, what does that mean?
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