I Got Blocked On Valentine’s Day!

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What happened to Harper on Valentine's Day?

Maverick 0:00
What happened on Valentine's Day that was so bad?
Harper 0:01
He un-added me. He blocked me on tags.
Maverick 0:04
But you still love him? Now my lip liner. Yes. Wait, did he actually on Valentine's Day?
Harper 0:07
Yes. And then last night, he added me on Snapchat just to ask why I was screaming his name in the shops. You were screaming his name at the shops? Yes.
Alex 0:14
Okay, I... Stop moving. It's coming out. If we were going to kick someone off the podcast right now, who would you all pick?
Maverick 0:24
Cash. No disregard for anything. Wow. Harper? Cash.
Alex 0:27
what the sigma man stop last night wait i'm posting a tick tock i'm sick hold on we're literally
Maverick 0:42
We'll have the COVID virus. I don't understand how we say we're starting and you guys are like, we're literally not ready.
Alex 0:46
No, nobody says we're starting. You say we're starting. Look at me. Every episode.
Maverick 0:50
Look at my microphone. Everyone calm down. You say look like I'm ready to start, but where's my microphone? It's way out here.
Kinsey 0:54
You're more than welcome to go ahead and start. I asked.
Maverick 0:57
I will not be present for four minutes. Nobody answers. He's like, all right, we're starting. He starts talking to himself. I did get it. and they said, we're rolling.
Alex 1:05
You got an answer from the one person who's not on camera. That doesn't mean anything.
Maverick 1:08
From the one person who starts the podcast. Whoa, don't degrade Alex like that. Don't degrade Alex because he's behind the camera.

Why was there chaos at the start of the podcast?

Alex 1:16
I'm saying that if Alex says it's to go, it doesn't mean anything because he's not on camera. Wow. If Alex says ready to go, it doesn't mean anything.
Maverick 1:23
Everybody shut up!
Alex 1:25
Alex, I love you so much. Stop shaking your head at me like that.
Maverick 1:29
That's crazy. Okay, let's actually start. There's a lot of microphone noises right now because I'm having to move my microphone because Maverick started the episode before we were all ready.
Kinsey 1:36
So we just need to restart. Do you say it with your hands again? Look how tall she is.
Alex 1:42
You're like a grown adult.
Maverick 1:43
Wow, yeah, when you sit up, I mean, you're tall. Harper sits like this.
Alex 1:47
She looks like literally older every time I see her.
Maverick 1:49
Okay, Michael, cut all of that because it's just too chaotic. No, no, don't cut that. The world needs to see what Mav does. Are we rolling on that camera? I don't think so. You're rolling on it. He can see it. It has a frame on it, so you can't see it. It's rolling. But Cash, no, when everybody's talking over each other, it's too hard to understand. No, we're putting that in there. Yes, we are.
Alex 2:12
Michael, do not cut that. Maybe we should leave it and then just say, do you guys like that, or would you rather have us cut that?
Maverick 2:17
Well, we can see our very low-performing episodes are when everyone's talking over each other for a long period of time. No, you can't. He just made that fact up. Literally, I want to taste it because he just makes facts up. He wants to sound like a YouTube nerd. He's like... Our analytics drop when we talk over each other because, therefore, we clicked it right on the CPR. He don't know Jack. He doesn't understand Jack. No, you don't know Jack. I promise you, if anybody clicked off today, they would be like, they clicked off because Maverick started the episode before we were ready.
Alex 2:42
If anyone clicked off. Hey girls! I've literally, you guys started too early. I was mid posting an ad and now I have to finish and I have to text it to you so that you don't lose your mind.
Maverick 2:53
Whoa, whoa. First of all, Kate's on something today. Yeah, we're 30 minutes late to starting. And it's not the happy drink. All right? Okay, there's no way all three of y'all have an excuse to be on your phone.
Kinsey 3:04
I'm looking at a thing.
Maverick 3:05
You have a freebie. Kenzie?
Kinsey 3:08
I'm mid posting.
Maverick 3:09
What are you posting? Let me see. She's editing a TikTok. Okay, Harper, what are you doing on your phone?
Kinsey 3:17
I'm picking my... Sorry, guys. The Bloom Nutrition ad has to go up.
Alex 3:20
Looking at sad things.
Maverick 3:21
What are you looking at? Let me see. Turn your phone. Comments on her videos. Let's see what it is. What? Okay, well, there's that. Harper's literally just scrolling on TikTok.
Alex 3:30
Well, that's bad.

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