Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill Game! Part 4

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What is the Impossible Kiss/Marry/Kill game about?

Kate 0:00

Kiss, marry, kill.

Kenzie 0:01

Kenzie, Kate, Harper.

Kate 0:02

What the? You can't ask that. They just did. Look at me now.

Kenzie 0:05

Okay, I'll play the game, but we're cutting it.

Kate 0:07

Choose wisely.

How do Kenzie, Kate, and Harper choose their Kiss/Marry/Kill options?

Kenzie 0:08

Okay, you're killed. Sorry. You're a minor. You're dead. Dead.

Kate 0:12

This is gonna hurt. Max Payne. Okay, I got one for Kate.

Kenzie 0:19

This one better not be stupid, Kenzie.

Kate 0:20

Cash, Maverick, and Alex. Oh! Oh! Definitely killing Cash.

Kenzie 0:25

What the? What the heck, man? You got cooked. Yeah, you're gonna be cooked soon because your whole family's gonna be dead. What? What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode. Today, we are waiting on Kinsey because she's late, as always. And we are waiting on Harper because she is pooping.

Kate 0:44

Harper was changing. She actually did come out in a different outfit.

Kenzie 0:46

No, she was pooping. I literally smelt it. I could smell it. Look at her. She knows, too. You gotta go on. That's a look of a guilty face.

Kate 0:53

I was

Kenzie 0:55

Guilty. Guilty as charged.

Kate 0:57

I swear I didn't. You got it. You're fine. Harper, your outfit's cute.

Kenzie 1:00

It's all right. After I've been gone all day, like, if you get defensive, you're just going to look guilty.

Harper 1:06

Yeah. I pooped. Yeah, there it is. No, I didn't. I swear I didn't. I almost wore that sweater.

Kate 1:11

Really? Yeah. Well.

Kenzie 1:13

Oh, Kinsey arrived.

Kate 1:14

Why is my mic so low? I like how you started the podcast as soon as I walked out of the room. Oh, yeah.

Kenzie 1:18

Kinsey was supposed to be ready. Let's see. Uh. How much? 25 minutes ago. 24, yep. 24 minutes. 24 minutes ago.

Harper 1:26

I just got done with my workout and I look absolutely insane. So don't mind how I look this episode, please. Well, we're trying this.

Kate 1:34

Do you like Thin Mints? Yes.

Kenzie 1:37

I like Thin Mints. Stop!

Kate 1:43

I'm gonna like dart it at you so it doesn't... I can't see anything.

What unexpected events happened during the podcast recording?

Kenzie 1:50

Oh! These are like WAP. Oh my gosh! What did I tell you the other day? What did I tell you? These are not WAPers. WAPers are good, but give me one more. No, no. What did I tell you are top A-list candies? He said WAPers were one of the S-tier candies.

Kate 2:05

What else? What else?

Kenzie 2:07

Whoppers. Uh-huh.

Kate 2:09

Come on, man.

Kenzie 2:10

I mean, that was the only one I really remember. No, I said three candies. I said airheads. Airheads are up there.

Harper 2:14

Whoppers.

Kenzie 2:15

Airheads are tragic.

Harper 2:17

Yeah, airheads are so bad.

Kenzie 2:18

It kind of sounds like and. What? And. And what? Yes. No. This is literally the top two S-tier candies put together. No. A Whopper and an Andy's Man.

Harper 2:32

A Whopper does not taste anything. I'm going to eat all of those. I might just need to take everything off because I'm sweating off all my makeup. Why? Because I... You look good. From cheer? No, I went to PC, which is like another workout thing. Hey, Kenzie.

Kenzie 2:49

I'm going to need that bag.

Harper 2:50

Yeah, could I have one? No, no.

Kenzie 2:51

I really need that bag. I've never had such good candy in my life.

Kate 2:54

This is not candy. It's like a cookie. It's a cookie. Don't hand it to him, Kate.

Kenzie 2:58

I just need to see it for research purposes so I know what to buy after.

Kate 3:01

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kate, you don't buy groceries anyways, and Kate buys them.

Kenzie 3:05

But let me see it.

Kate 3:07

I can't, unfortunately.

Kenzie 3:08

No, please, just let me see it, please.

Kate 3:09

Could you throw... You see it? No, you don't.

Kenzie 3:12

Tell her to give it to me. Unfortunately, if you take that bag, she's going to be very mad. I just need to eat one. I just need... I'll give you one.

Kate 3:19

Yo, could you give me one? I need to hold the bag. I'll give you one. You better catch it or it's going to go on the floor. Can you give me one? A pebble? Yeah. Thank you. You brought the wrong snack on set today. How did I not intercept that?

Kenzie 3:35

Because you suck at this. Hey, yesterday we shot a music video. And yes, we did. It was fire. Do your move. I mean, I can't really do it. I mean, if Cash wants to stand there, I'll do it. Oh, but the move kind of hurts me. No, you'll be okay. It would involve me getting hurt.

Harper 3:54

The back tug?

Kenzie 3:55

No, not that one. No, the 619. That's not a 619. I don't know. What is it? It's called a hurricane. Well, the hurricane sounds painful. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. Just stand there. Ready? I feel like we're going to take out all the cameras. No, no. You just stand right here. There's a stand back on that light.