Chapter 1: What game are we playing in this episode?
We have a game. I call this game Find the Liar. Oh wait, I already know. Here's your card. Did you just look? No. I'm going to say split ends.
Okay.
Flip your card! No, but I want to look at all of you real quick so I can see who's excited so I can figure out who it is. I'm pretty sure it's Kenzie.
Matt, what is your problem?
Chapter 2: How do you play 'Find the Liar'?
You cheated and it's so fun.
You almost took his eye out.
That almost blinded me. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to another episode of the podcast. Today, we have matured. We have grown old. We have opened a new chapter in our book.
You've opened a book? I mean, pat yourself on the back. That's a huge accomplishment, Cash.
That was a bad analogy. We are no longer on fourth down. It's time for the turnovers.
Yeah, I don't think our audience understands that. Why are you aggressively spitting your matcha?
I don't even like matcha, to be honest. I don't want to drink it.
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Chapter 3: What strategies do players use to identify the imposter?
No, it tastes like milk. But since me and Mav are maturing, we now drink matcha.
Yes. Can you guys hit a little cheers then?
Cheers.
okay drink it no i don't like matcha see i've tried matcha before on a podcast and it sucks yeah why did you get it yeah i was forced part of the materiality kenzie materiality it's part of the aesthetic when you get mature like us you'll realize why you must hold a matcha yeah and wear quarter zips as you can see wait what quarter zips and matcha are the new thing yeah you you don't have a zip you have not reached maturity yet what do you mean you're in a quarter button up
It's more about the matcha. Focus on the matcha. The matcha is what really shows the maturity. If you hold it just right, it covers up the zip and you don't even see it. Yeah.
Stop shaking it.
The matcha is macho, some say. Yeah, I would say mature people say macho. Yeah, this is macho.
They're just playing with their macho. You know what I think about when I see macho? I think about like a 22-year-old just super preppy girl with pink. Like girl? Yeah. She's wearing tons of pink. She's got her fresh blowout done. She's looking really classy. That's what I think about. That's definitely more of an iced coffee girl, I think. You don't think matcha girls look like that?
What do you think of when you think of a matcha girl?
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Chapter 4: What are the funniest moments during the game?
It's like 12-year-old boys running around in quarter zips with their matcha.
No, it's not 12-year-old. No, I've seen it. That's adorable?
No, it's men. No, it's 12-year-old boys.
And why did you say adorable and 12-year-old boys in the same sentence? They're funny. They're cute. We got them now. 12-year-old boys. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. No. Do you not know what this is, Matt? Quarter zips and matcha? It's maturity, not...
cute 12 year old boys it's about maturity listen when you see a nine-year-old running around with his matcha and his quarter zip it's just no one's ever seen that what are you talking about it's all over tiktok what tiktok is he what do you guys think this trend is i don't know what you're doing at all personally i've seen i've seen the older guys that are like in their like early 20s like you know what we're maturing we're getting matcha and quarter zips and then the 12 year old boys followed him and we're like we're mature
Okay, yeah.
I'm on the 20-year-old.
They're on their electric scooters with their matcha and their quarter zip.
I'm on the adult side of TikTok. That guy's on the 12-year-old boy side of TikTok, which is really odd. Anyways, I don't know why Mav's wearing matcha and a quarter zip, but I know why I'm wearing matcha and a quarter zip, and it's because... A quarter button up. Please.
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Chapter 5: How do the players react to being accused?
Yeah, I don't think you're matcha and quarter zip material. And I didn't know what a quarter zip really was, to be honest. And if it's one of those, I don't have one of those in my closet.
Would you like one?
What?
Would you like one?
A quarter zip?
Yeah, I can make that happen. I can go get you one of those Ralph Lauren.
Maybe you want one? Maybe I'm not very mature because I don't like that. Really?
What?
Don't talk about matcha clothes.
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Chapter 6: What themes of maturity are discussed throughout the episode?
What? Matt's just showing me 12 year old boys with matcha, man.
I don't care to watch that. No, this kid's funny. What y'all doing, yo?
We quarter zip bars. We don't do none of that artificially flavored stuff. We do quarter zips and money. We drink matchas. That shit's like $10 a piece, yo, parents. It's only $6. He said, I'm financially stable.
That's what they're spending y'all money on, yo. Quarter zip. Quarter zip, guys.
Black lives matter.
The one kid didn't say anything the whole time.
No, he did. He said, my parents are financially stable.
That's so funny. No, I don't like... I like matcha when it's literally just tea. When it is only tea. But I don't like mixing matcha with milk and flavors.
Yeah, it pretty much tastes like milk, I'll be honest. Does anybody know what matcha even is? Yo, what is up, guys? I am here to tell you something amazing. We are about to drop our slime, but this slime drop is like no other. It is our Christmas slime drop. So, if you guys didn't know, we're doing a Christmas slime drop.
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Chapter 7: How does the conversation shift to personal anecdotes?
Now you know. We have so many cool textures and different things. We have things that feel like snow, things that look like Santa's milk and cookies. I wouldn't recommend eating it because, well, it's not milk and cookies. We even have, like, sugarplum fairy type stuff that looks like it's not from this world. It's amazing. Guys,
Guys, if you haven't got our slime before, this is the slime drop to get it. I am telling you, do not miss out. These things are amazing. I don't have any here with me at the moment. I have this one from the last drop because I love it so much. But yeah, we're gonna get some of these in our house soon, so you're gonna start seeing them in videos. They're amazing.
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It's a tea. Oh. It's like a green tea.
It's matcha things.
I think. Well, it's also powder.
Pretty sure it's just grass. Yeah, it's like grass.
It tastes like milk and dirt.
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the game and its impact?
That's what matcha tastes like.
It's definitely not very good. When I was in Japan, I really liked the matcha I had there.
Anyways, were you going to say something? I feel like I interrupted. Oh, well, I was just going to say I think exactly what you're going to say. Yeah, it's time for the game. It's time for the game. It's time for the game.
Y'all set up a game? I don't know.
Yes, we have a game.
I call this game... I was wondering what those cards were.
I call this game Find the Liar. Oh, wait. I already know. That's what I call it. That's a really long name. Find the Liar. Oh, wait. I already know. Let's play it. No, I call it that because... Put it on a billboard. Because me personally, I always know who's lying. Okay. But for you guys, if I was... You guys, what I would call the game is just Find the Lie. Okay.
Because you probably don't already know. You probably don't know. So, what we have here is one of our executive producers...
are you talking about dan schneider that guy over there alex alex yeah me also known as dan oh my gosh what i'm not gonna leak your real identity but you are known as dan what does that mean are you going to dan schneider no no he's literally known as dan yep oh Wait, why?
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