Telling My Friends He Cheated!

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What prank are they playing on their friends?

Cash 0:00
The game is, you call somebody's friend to see if they'll cover for them. So Kate would call, say Alex, and be like, hey, Cash said he was with you last night. Is that true? Implying that I'm hiding something for Kate. I was talking to Kinsey earlier, and was Kinsey with you last night? Hello?
Kate 0:13
Hey, um, I just had a quick question real quick. I was talking with Mav, and he was saying that y'all went to the casino last night.
Alex 0:20
Yeah. Yeah, we were there at the light.
Unnamed Speaker 0:23
Hey, did you and Harper, like, go out and get Chipotle at, like, 10.30 last night? No. Well, she's telling me that y'all did.
Chloe 0:31
We came out to L.A. a couple days ago, and you didn't tell me?
Kate 0:34
Jordi, I was literally just with you. What are you talking about? Yo, what's up, bag of lovers? Is she okay? Is she all right? Because I want to know. We're back for another episode of the... baguette podcast baguette podcast yeah she was obsessed with baguettes oh my gosh when we go to europe you want to get a baguette yes a real one wait what is a baguette i'm glad you said that too it's the really long loaf of bread you know like i'm like hey what's up hello
Unnamed Speaker 1:03
I knew it was something to do with bread, but I didn't know what kind of bread. I thought it was a bag.
Kate 1:06
A long one.
Unnamed Speaker 1:06
Yeah, bread.
Kate 1:07
They have them here in America, but they just can't be as good, you know? Guys, do y'all remember any of the 2020 audios? Yeah.
Jane Doe 1:14
All of them.
Maverick 1:14
Like to the window, to the wall.
Kinsey 1:16
I was like, your best friend took... Your favorite color like the stars. You know, you know that one. It's like your best. Can we try to do best impressions of your best friend? Your best friend took Michael Jackson.
Unnamed Speaker 1:33
Nope. Don't remember that one. But I do remember the one that's like, let's not remember that one. What's up, Heather? Oh, my gosh.
Kate 1:39
Dang, dang, diggity, dang, dang. Dang, dang, diggity, dang, dang. I remember that one. The thing is, y'all were like, y'all were low-key.
Unnamed Speaker 1:45
Look who's with her.
Kate 1:46
Oh, it was Martha Dump Truck in the flesh. Here comes the cootie squad.
Unnamed Speaker 1:50
Wait, let's do the parts. Yeah, I remember that one. Okay, Martha Dump Truck in the flesh.
Harper 1:54
Here comes the cootie squad. You should shut up, Heather.
Unnamed Speaker 1:58
Sorry, Heather.
Harper 1:59
Look who's with her. Oh my gosh.
Cash 2:02
Dang, dang, diggity, dang, dang. You messed it up bad, but it's okay. Yeah, Kate, you were kind of butchering that one, but it's all right.
Kate 2:08
Wait, what's another one? Here comes the cutie squad. She said what you know about love. I say everything. I got what you need. Walk up in the store and get what you want. You get what you please. We about to get it. You know what they played at? We went dancing yesterday. You know what they played?
Unnamed Speaker 2:27
Are you going to say what I think you're going to say?
Kate 2:30
What do you mean?
Unnamed Speaker 2:30
Okay, go for it. What did they play? Wait, yo, what did they play?
Maverick 2:33
I know what you're going to say.
Kate 2:35
Never mind. Go ahead. Sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky. Oh.
Harper 2:38
Really? They popped the bars now.
Kate 2:39
They played the whole song. And I was like, what the? I love it.
Harper 2:43
Because you hit the dance.
Kate 2:45
I really did.
Kinsey 2:46
She's like, this is ridiculous that I'm playing this here.

Who are the main hosts of the podcast?

Kate 2:48
Every time it plays in the car, I start doing the dance. Like when I'm driving. Sticky, sticky, sticky. Oh my gosh. You have like literally a couple days. Two days. Like basically two days. Are you taking your driver's license? No way. On your birthday? Wait, you're not 16 yet? Yes.
Cash 2:59
You're not 16 yet? No. I swore you were 16 already.
Kate 3:02
Oh, three more days.
Harper 3:03
Yeah.
Kate 3:04
Three more days, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Well, we ordered you a little something. Seriously? It's not going to be here on your birthday. You didn't need to do that. Did we?
Cash 3:12
Yeah, we didn't.
Kate 3:12
I'm not sure you're going to love it when it comes, but... Thank you. But don't worry. We have backup options. What?
Cash 3:19
You got her birthday gift options? What?
Kate 3:21
Options?
Kinsey 3:22
I'm excited.
Kate 3:22
I don't remember the backup options.
Cash 3:24
My PR bins.
Kinsey 3:25
Oh! Oh, perfect. But all I want really for my birthday...
Kate 3:29
is um your two front teeth that's for christmas but uh all i want for my birthday is a guitar and an electric guitar that was that was random what you don't play i do okay you can't have them she's like i know how to get into your house i know wait well why do you want to play guitar Because I like to sing, and I want to play guitar.

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