What Happened To Harper and Maddox?
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What happened between Harper and Maddox?
You know who I miss?
Who do you miss, Harper?
Maddox. Who?
Oh, she said she misses Maddox.
Do you actually miss it? Oh.
You've moved on, huh?
Is Harper moving on from Maddox?
Oh, no, no. What? The thing is, I'm pretty sure he wants Gigi.
Wait, so is this the end?
I guess it's an end of an era. Speaking of killing X's cat. I did say. You killed someone's cat?
What's up, guys? We're back with another episode and in today's episode, we're gonna be doing something super crazy. In today's episode, we're gonna be doing this.
Okay, everyone's going crazy.
What are you doing? We just started. We just started the episode and she's already running off. She already ran off before we started the episode.
I'm out of lemonade.
That's very...
Eliminate your rings. I don't want people to think that we're not married. Eliminate our rings.
Everyone knows we're married, sweetheart. Wait, was your ring on last episode?
Oh, no. I don't think it was. You heard it here first, folks. Matt McKenzie, we're not together last episode.
We had been divorced for 45 minutes. We're back now. Everything is okay now. Such a hard decision in life, man, is deciding when to order your Uber Eats. You mean DoorDash? This episode will be like an hour long or something, right? It says it should take 15 to 30 minutes, but is that lying to me? Or should I order it now? You know what's good? We're not sponsored by Uber Eats or DoorDash, so I can say this. I hate Uber Eats and DoorDash. I hate them with a passion.
What if they want to sponsor us in the future?
If they'd like this to sponsor us, I would take it back. A month from now, we're going to get like a DoorDash or Uber Eats host read ad, and I was going to be sitting there on the couch like, Uber Eats is one of my favorite places. You're right. It always arrives on time and hot and ready. Just enough for me to eat. I do like Uber Eats and DoorDash. No, you don't.
Why don't you like them?
I don't like them because two things. It's not really them, actually. They're not the problem. It's the restaurants. You know what I mean? Okay, then say you don't like the restaurants. When you order McDonald's, that food ain't quality. It's meant to be eaten right then, right away. I saw somebody recently grab a McDonald's burger and put it in the refrigerator for later. Yeah, that's crazy. I've done that. Oh, I mean, I know somebody that does do that. They order like 50 burgers and then just take them home and keep them in their fridge and then warm them up.
I don't do that. That's crazy. They literally just stick it in the air fryer when they're hungry. McDonald's? Straight to the air fryer. McDonald's just needs to be banned, actually.
I'm not gonna lie, I door dashed last night and it came cold. What did you get? Water burger. See, that's why I never like it.
It's just always cold. And if you get a drink, if you get like a drink, that thing's going to be watered down or, I mean, wow, American problems, man.
That's what you get for being lazy and just ordering your food.
You literally just ordered your food.
And I'm not complaining. It was really good. I can't drop my own yet.
Hey, hot take, the only thing that you can order food-wise that's good, or at least for me, pizza, pizza, pizza. Pizza somehow is always good. I knew you were going to say pizza. Well, what else do you order? Burgers?
This is just Chinese food.
You know what's crazy? I've never, well, I'm about to order Panda Express right now, but I've never actually like ordered Chinese takeout like they do in the movies. Like they call like a pizza store and like get pizza. Yeah, why is that so popular? Yeah, I've never.
Panda Express trash, fake Chinese food. Panda Express is pretty good. Their noodles taste like literal cardboard. I love my chicken.
Chow mein. Chow mein is my favorite thing. That's not real chow mein. It's so trash. That's chow mein. Chow mein. Chow mein. Do you like pizza? Chow mein, dog. If they would take out, listen, if they would take out all the lettuce in that, in the chow mein. Chow mein? The actual noodle is perfecto. I mean, it's like Paul cooking the noodles.
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