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The Morning Rumble

ON-AIR ๐ŸŸข - Garage Wanker!

07 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What compromising position did your mum find you in?

0.031 - 2.293 Roger

This is a podcast from Rover.

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3.955 - 13.526 Unknown

The Morning Rumble podcast, like IBS for your ear holes. This went off yesterday and Mel, you were trying to tell a story later on in the show yesterday.

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13.766 - 14.807 Roger

Yes I was.

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14.827 - 18.431 Unknown

In fact guys, she went a bit rogue on the podcast actually.

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19.132 - 20.073 Mitch

Well I told the full story.

20.093 - 23.997 Roger

Which I said you would do. And I did, I told it in depth.

24.357 - 25.699 Unknown

Wow, what can we text for that?

Chapter 2: What torture techniques are discussed in the episode?

26.239 - 32.887 Unknown

Podcast to 3520. And we'll look for yesterday's not for Max. And I tell you what, that is certainly not for Max.

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32.967 - 33.768 Roger

It's not.

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33.928 - 36.611 Unknown

Max is my nephew, if you've ever wondered why it's called that.

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Chapter 3: How do on-the-spot speeches relate to personal stories?

36.631 - 41.317 Unknown

And we found out he was 11 or 12 and he was listening every night.

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41.337 - 52.17 Roger

I was like, oh, no. Maybe he shouldn't listen to this one. It was when your mum found you in a compromising position. Yes, and your mum. I was about 20, 21, and I was living with Nana. And she was watering the garden.

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Chapter 4: What interesting facts about David Attenborough are shared?

52.27 - 62.667 Roger

And as she looked in the window, she saw me in a very compromising position. Yeah, that's all I can say for now. Well, you've already said way more.

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62.687 - 65.354 Unknown

You said way more. Not even on the podcast.

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65.374 - 77.524 Roger

On the air yesterday, but then I got in trouble. I was on my hands and knees. Didn't even... Yeah. Who's getting the round of applause? Why are you clapping?

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Chapter 5: What is the hype around the upcoming UFC event?

77.584 - 83.954 Roger

Well, just use your imagination. Saw things she didn't really want to. No, and that was a compromising... And that was a compromising position.

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Chapter 6: What makes legendary mums stand out in the discussion?

83.974 - 84.394 Roger

Yeah, of course.

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84.555 - 95.591 Unknown

Sorry, Mum. No, not a compromising position, I guess, Bryce, but your mum found your... Look how many people are texting in podcasts. They already know. They already know. A little pervert. Yeah, I can see you, Greg.

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Chapter 7: What are the weekend plans shared by the hosts?

96.432 - 97.954 Unknown

Oh, goodness. Your name's there, mate.

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98.699 - 107.957 Unknown

You grub. Jacob, I see you. Oh no. Hellfire in, hellfire in. Someone text not for Matt. What a dummy.

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Chapter 8: How do the hosts celebrate Mother's Day in this episode?

108.077 - 129.025 Unknown

What a dummy. It's podcast 3520, and it's not for Max. Max, M-A-X. Sorry, Rog. No, no, that's good. We'd love you listening to our podcast. Not really a compromising position, but your mum found your stash of magazines, didn't she, bro? Yeah, one day I came home from school, and I'd always, you know, you get a gauge straight over when you walk in the door as to how the day was going to go.

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129.045 - 145.395 Unknown

Well, I would with my mum anyway, so I'd be like, hey. And other days, just be like, oh, God. A little bit like what some co-hosts used to be like. And anyway, so I got home one day and walked in. Mum was filthy. And I was like, oh, what's her problem? Went up to me room upstairs, walked in, and oh, no.

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145.915 - 170.11 Unknown

walked in, all of my stash of magazines and maybe equipment that had been used were just spread across my bed and floor. Now, were they in chronological order? No, they were not. And see, the thing was, just quickly, which I don't know if I've ever told you, but you know how sometimes you're looking after your mate's ones? Oh, yeah. No, true, actually. You know, some might be shared. Oh, yeah.

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170.27 - 191.785 Unknown

And back in the day, pre-internet. Yeah, but the couple of ones he'd let me were crock. They weren't actually ones I was using, but I just had, I was having a look after them at times. What a load of shit. What a load of insulin. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. You didn't want them. You wouldn't take them. You had some sort of granny one. No, no, no. You had the grannies.

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191.765 - 219.612 Unknown

sometimes sometimes in these sometimes in these bags there'd be like there'd be like a porn bag and in the porn bag it would cater to all tastes and sizes yuck you're the granny's one and then my mum must have been like oh no what's he into this for and then um so I was like oh shit as I walked in and saw them all and I was like how am I gonna recover and then I was like and then all I just heard from downstairs was mum she was like yeah grub oh

221.718 - 224.384 Mitch

You are a grump.

224.404 - 226.708 Roger

That's, oh. A grump.

227.149 - 230.777 Mitch

Honestly. And you just left. What do you do with them, mate? What do you do with them?

230.797 - 252.176 Unknown

What do you do with them? You pack your grannies and trannies back in your bag for your mate? Nah. Oh, yeah. Well, I knew she wasn't going to be coming to my room anytime soon. You were. Oh, wait, don't go wrong phone. Compromising. That's disgusting. 3520 as well. The most compromising position your mum found you in. Heaps of texts to get to next month.

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