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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Chemist Warehouse. And I've got a new game for us, guys.
Chapter 2: What new game is introduced in this episode?
This week we're going to be playing Be the Face Off. Be the Face Off.
I love games. Okay, so the bag is the Chemist Warehouse bag.
Yeah, and what you pull out, just one, just one, just for today. Yes. You're up first, Jordan. You're up first.
I love this, and I will use it. Look at this miniature-sized Vaseline. Pocket-sized, pocket-dialed.
Chapter 3: How does the 82-0 game work?
For those small moments, when you don't need a big tub, you just need a little one.
That's actually so convenient, eh?
Who wants to be walking around with a big one? But we need the big one at the house. I'm actually going to use this. Guys, this is like, is this a Vaseline for ants? Vasolina!
Beautiful. Chemist Warehouse, proud sponsors of The Morning Shift. Rolling with Chemist Warehouse.
Chapter 4: What are the latest updates in Tru News?
What's up? Let's go. Never fold. Ten turns down, baby. You know who it is.
I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush. It's too late to turn back now. The Morning Shift. Powered by Unimedia.
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Chapter 5: What challenges arise during the TMS Spelling Bee?
Hey, you just got me worried.
He's a brave man putting Vicks on his lips. No, this little pocket-sized Vaseline is an absolute treat. I love it, my two mugs. Stay blessed. No stress. We've got you covered like a round-town dress. Welcome to Officially. Round-town dress. Welcome to Officially, the number one show. If you call down under your home, welcome to new media. The People's Media. Let's go!
Chapter 6: What are the implications of declaring an animal no longer endangered?
Woo!
Say no more, take your shoes off at the door Everything you want, nothing you don't Real people, real talk And if we ain't number one in the charts Hopefully we're number one in your hearts Let's get it, get it Let's get it, let's get it, let's get it That was a new one Yeah, yeah How are, lads? I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really great. Mark, you good today too? I am feeling good.
Don't lie. If you're not feeling good, that's fine. You know what? I know I am brinking on illness. So that's why that... It feels a little bit... It's winter here in Aotearoa. And I'm doing everything I possibly can to not get sick. But it just feels like it's like... On the door.
I feel like over the last...
yeah girlfriend since we started this podcast I feel like we've been pretty good at sick days like we haven't been like oh no we be showing up yeah do you reckon yeah pretty good eh pretty good we front up we have to be bed ridden not to come into work we be in here sick no we be oh no yeah well done us yeah high fives hey one thing I'm looking forward to today on today's show is we have the great one one of the greatest journalists ever to grace our screens at 6pm news
Is he the? He's Mount Rushmore. No, no, no. Is he the greatest? It's a real conversation.
If you're asking me, I'm saying yes, but he's Mount Rushmore.
Judy Bailey, man. Judy Bailey. Yeah.
John Campbell's definitely up there for me. He's Mount Rushmore, I see. I might give him the goat, though. I mean. I might give him the goat. Mike, you just got it from me. You just got it from me, brother. Also on the show today, we haven't done one for a while. It's always good to turn the brain on. Gonna do a spelling bee. Ah, lovely. Yeah. We're good at that.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of pounamu in New Zealand culture?
So there's your first one. I'm spinning again now. And it has landed on Phoenix in the 70s. Oh, we love that. Charlie Scott. We love that. Name one player. Let's get, let's get D-Book. Bro, change the era. There's some good, there's some good. You're telling him. Sorry, okay. Come on, Brooke. What do you want to do? You want Charlie Scott, point guard? Who's the best that you can even get in?
Bro, Barkley. In Phoenix. Yeah, but I want greatness. Nah, let's change the suns. Change the suns? So you're going changing teams. So you'll use your one option, one of the options. Yep. And you're going with Milwaukee in the 70s now. So Marquise Johnson was their top back then. Small forward shooting guard. Flynn Robinson's there at point guard shooting guard. Brian Winters, perhaps.
Who's their power forward? The power forward is the highest rated power forward on the sheet to go. You have to go all the way down. Okay, give me the person at the top. Okay, shooting guard. So you're going to get, do you want him small forward or do you want him shooting guard? Ouch. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I can use two in this one, eh?
You can either go shooting guard or small forward. No, no, no, no. I can switch up the, um... Era? Yep. You can go to the era again. I can do era. So I can do Milwaukee, different era. Yep. I have to. I have to use it. Go for it. Okay. You're looking for Giannis. Looking for Giannis. I'm looking for someone. Ah, look who you got! Monta Ellis or Giannis into the combo.
Monta... No, you're not going to not pick Monta. I'm going Giannis. You're not going to not pick Monta. He's your favorite player of all time. Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. He is my favorite. Look at Monta, bro. He is the greatest. I got him. I got him. If something doesn't go right here... If I don't go 82 and 0, it's the game. Okay, okay. Monte Ellis is the greatest basketball player ever.
All right, spinning up the third one. Giannis just like, I really wanted to win, but then I had to go to my heart.
I used my options.
I got the best player ever. All right, you've ended up with the New Orleans Pelicans of the 2000s era. So Jamal Mashburn was the top there. Small forward. You could use Baron Davis, who we had a photo with. We believe. Baron Davis at point guard. Okay, so.
That ain't bad. That ain't bad.
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Chapter 8: What recent news stories highlight positive developments?
Trying to spell this will be foreign to a lot of people. Read it and weep. Read that out to me, Jordan, please.
F-O-R-E-I-G. Because that's what I am. H-N. Is the H silent? Oh, no, it's not.
Oh, no, it's not.
You do it. That stands for haters. There's haters right there.
Mark, baby! I'm still dumb! Show me your clutch! I'm still dumb! Drive manual, baby. Put your foot on the clutch. Show me what you got. Here's a chance to win it all. Mark, you are this. And if you get this word, you deserve it. Mischievous. You are mischievous. Mischievous. Spell it out. That was... The more I look back on that.
I saw the L-I-D-G-E.
It pissed me off. Reflecting on what... Pissed me off. And then how he answered with a second. And it's probably going to close the show. Got a real chance to do something special here, Matua Mark.
Damn, is foreign not going to... Where did I see the H? I thought I ate. I thought I aged. Mischievous. I can see that and I know it's right. You know when you just look at stuff? It looks right. How can you read it?
Have we got a cliffhanger? Have we gone down to the final? Are we going to go to a third round? You got a chance to do something special, Mark. M. Yes. I. Yes. S. Yes. C. Yes. H. Yes. I. Yes.
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