Chapter 1: What is the main topic of today's episode?
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about leaving partners behind on trips?
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of leaving your partner behind?
You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush. It's too late to turn back now. The Morning Shift. Powered by Unimedia. We're going to sign into this app. We're gonna walk our way to it. We've got a billion our way. We're going to talk to that. Okay, we're going to talk to that. We're going to talk to that soon. Yes, stay blessed. I'm already there. Don't stress.
Chapter 4: What is the significance of International Harry Potter Day?
We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you're called down under your home, welcome to new media. The People's Media. Let's go. Say no more. Take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want. Nothing you don't. Real people. Real talk. We ain't number one in the charts. Hopefully we're number one in your hearts. Let's get it. Get it.
Chapter 5: What are the latest updates in sports news?
Hey, hey. Speaking of a billion steps, bro. Talk to me. This week is sign up week. We have till the end of the year. Can we get people to walk a billion steps? I'm walking away. Some of you might just want to walk it out because you've got something to work out. You know what I mean? You've got to walk it out to work it out sometimes. It could be a nice little challenge to get better health.
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Chapter 6: How does the school lunch program affect kids in New Zealand?
They're partnering with us for this little challenge before the end of the year. Walking a billion steps. You need to download on your app store. Stride kick. That's it. Not side kick. Not side chick either. Don't you be doing that. You're being silly. Stride kick. Stride Kick is where we're going to land. Download the Stride Kick app.
Then in the search bar, you're going to search for challenges, right? Because we have a group already. Now, you can search Step Up Aotearoa, but you'd probably find it easier if you use the code.
Chapter 7: What challenges do families face with school lunches?
So quickly, our group code, so that you can join and be a part of this, is 96WPG7G3DM. You ain't remembering that. That's also going to be in the link in the bio of this episode. For sure. Right, so you can copy and paste. This is like recruiting. I've never been like, I've never been a part of something cool. So like trying to recruit people. Hey, you know what? You should come do this with us.
But this is essential because if we are to hit one Billy steps, if we're going to do this together, we need everybody to jump in and be a part of this journey for us. Yes, I love that. And as of now, our group of those who've signed up, close to just over 400, 1.6 million steps. We can do this. People have already walked that today.
Chapter 8: How can we improve school lunch programs for better nutrition?
Wow. What? Yes, because it links to people's phones and their steps and their watches. 1.6? Well done! Come on now! Be a part of it! Wow! 1.6 is amazing! On day one? On day one. What are you guys linked through? Because you can choose whether it be a Fitbit, you can do... I'm my wearable, my Samsung wearable. I'm just connected to my Apple Health on my iPhone. Hello! Wow, I'm so proud of us!
Good job, Shiv Nation! Everyone's welcome too. You know, when you're recruiting, sometimes you have to say no. This is those ones where you're in. You want to be a part of it? You're in. You're in, you're in, you're in, you're in. We're all in. Tag, you're in. Oh, this is fun. This is exciting. All right, well, we've got it on the show for you today, Chef Nation. Papa Mike joins us. Indeed.
Ain't that right? He got a bee in his bonnet about school lunches and wants to talk to us about that as well. Fair enough. Jordan, what's going on? well i have a question that a shifter sent me and it's one of those ones like oh i don't know but basically should this husband be allowed to go on a trip Let's move. All right, all right. Matomai, back to you.
Yeah, gentlemen, when I was experiencing greatness over the past weekend, that greatness being the Warriors having another victory, this one on the road, just before their big... the big buy, hard to do eh guys? Like you know when you've got something that you know is coming up, like a holiday, it's really hard to get over that finish line. So I was experiencing this greatness.
There was a few times, especially during the half time show, boring, that I was wanting to be distracted. And so my phone enabled me to be distracted. And it took me through my algorithms and somehow ended up on a world record that had just been broken, which I sat there and thought, well that's stupid. And it was the world record for The amount of walnuts that can be crushed with your butt
in succession. So here I am. Did you try? No, no, I didn't try. I reckon I could probably, but no, I can't. So what happens is someone has placed a whole lot of walnuts on the floor. A man, I'm not even going to say what culture he came from. Doesn't matter. He was a white man, wasn't he? Doesn't even have to be a man. Could have been a woman. Didn't matter. He was a white man.
It's a white man kind of a thing. Wasn't a white man. Just FYI. Anyways, he is crouched kind of curiously. In fact, I could probably demonstrate it on the box back here. Pause. No. Oh. Oh, that's hip, bro. Oh, that's hip. I literally thought they placed a walnut between his crack. That's what I was thinking. I did too. That would be worth watching. That would be worth watching.
But no, it's the amount of walnuts he could crush. Now, I don't actually know whether he must have broken the record because it wouldn't end up on my algorithm. I don't have any second places on my algorithm. Congrats to you, man. Yeah, so he breaks this record going, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, bouncing along the floor. Just kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick.
I'm viewing this and I thought to myself, I don't know if we have to break all the world record. I don't know if there's records that need breaking. I don't know if they need to be filmed and people talk about them like I'm doing right now. You tell that to the man who just broke the world record for walnuts on his ass. That's what I mean. Take that gold medal away from him.
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