Craft Brownless, Segments Brownless, Idiot Brownless - The Rush Hour Sunday Session - Sunday 19th April 2026
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What highlights were shared from the week?
This is Triple M's Rush Hour.
Don't miss the Ford Ranger by Turbo Runout. Jimmy boy, I've got two words for you. What's that? Craft attack. Oh, my God. Yes, Jimmy. Sam boy, because I've been hard at work with this one. In fact, you even feature in this attack. I am very concerned. More so than usual, actually. But also in the Sunday session, we talked to former Essendon star Dyson Heppel and Melbourne captain Maxi Gorn. And... Oh, no. Idiot file. Surely this bullying must stop.
What is the new segment 'Craft Brownless' about?
Well, surely you must improve. Shut up, Cookie Monster! He's cracked it, Rebs! Get to our first segment. Oh, now this does interest me. Time to get serious. A new segment, and for this segment to work, we must be taken seriously, okay? Everyone has a go at me and thinks I stuff around all the time. Well, you do. No. So this is a serious segment.
Who is Dyson Heppell and what insights did he provide?
Right. Hit it, Rebs.
We begin today with regional football news and Warrnambool powerhouse the Blues are hoping to welcome back former Kangaroo superstar Ben Cunnington after a long layoff. To the AFL, Fremantle coach Justin Longmuir has flagged a Western Derby debut for Mason Cox. In Formula One, Oscar Piastri has confirmed there is no chance of a return to his original team, Alpine. Sergio Garcia has received a warning from the officials at Augusta after losing his temper on the second hole of his fourth round at the Masters, resulting in a broken shaft and a ruined head. And finally, Croatian endurance swimmer Dina Lovacic has become the second woman ever to swim Lake Titicaca.
This has been Fats Juvenile News.
What is included in the 'Idiot File' segment?
What is that? Late titty caca. Where is late titty caca, Jim? You are a juvenile. There's no other way to explain you. It's just some words that you hear, Jim. What's wrong with Mason Cox? Well, he's going to debut. And he is. We've got some news on it very shortly. Well, and there's two Coxes over there now for free. Yeah, who's the other one?
What was discussed in the Monday Brag Artist segment?
The other Cox? Yeah. Brendan? Brendan. That's not bad. Brendan, but yeah. But Mason's a bigger Cox. Well done, Matty, by the way. Well done, Matty in the booth.
What were the memorable moments from Billy's Cookie Monster Joke?
He does superb work. What was it called again? Fat's Juvenile News. What was it called? Did he miss the one there about China? Expands kumquat exports to the Middle East? Fat, it was a sports bulletin, you idiot. Oh, right. Well, what's, like, titty-ka-ka-ka got on there? Anyway. What did you just say? I don't know. He doesn't know what he's actually saying. Anyway, that was it. So that's a good little segment we might play again.
How did Max Gawn perform in the latest game?
Yes. We'll wait for the feedback. Right. I think we'll get some good feedback on that. Yeah, tomorrow. Get the herb in? Get the herb in. Not good.
What is the significance of the upcoming game between the D's and the Lions?
Oh, yes.
All right, nice. Triple M's Rush Hour with JB and Billy. Stream the show live or grab the daily podcast anytime. Just download the listener app.
Right now it's time for this. Give yourself a pat on the back. Time to do Braga artists, Pat. Just tell us the amazing thing you did last week. It just brought me first home.
I kicked the winning goal. Started the lawnmower, which I haven't started in five years.
You're unbelievable. On Triple M's Rush Hour, it's the Monday Brag Artist. And you're opening the batting fat. I am. Congratulations. Well done to the AFL. Dilzer, of course, and Craig Drummond doing a great job in there. And the South Australian Premier, Peter Malinaskis. Well done. For what? For gathering. It's a great concept. We love it. Should only stay in Adelaide. Well done to everyone. You put a lot of thought into that one. No, that was really sort of flatline, that. Well, have you got one? Yep, 17 and a half hours I drove for. Yes. On my own. No one else behind the wheel, so I'm bragging about that.
Welcome.
I did drive for a little bit of it. You did, yeah.
Cookies.
That's because I had to sit next to Fat.
How many cookies did you have?
Fat. Yes. I'm not taking sartorial criticism from you. Sartorial. And any half-wit who listens to our show. Guess who sent it to me? Who? Tom Beers. Well, there you go. Have a look at him. Out in King Lake or wherever he bloody lives. Kingsbury or... Kingsbury, that's it. Where did we find out he lives?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What highlights were shared from the week?
0:00–0:37
2
What is the new segment 'Craft Brownless' about?
0:37–1:02
3
Who is Dyson Heppell and what insights did he provide?
1:02–1:55
4
What is included in the 'Idiot File' segment?
1:55–2:19
5
What was discussed in the Monday Brag Artist segment?
2:19–2:29
6
What were the memorable moments from Billy's Cookie Monster Joke?
2:29–2:55
7
How did Max Gawn perform in the latest game?
2:55–3:02
8
What is the significance of the upcoming game between the D's and the Lions?
3:02–51:37
Speakers
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