“You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama
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What’s the opening banter and vacation story that kicks off the episode?
I've heard a little dicky bird that I gave you the ick.
Oh you gave me the ick, yeah. Just doing twelve point turns. Yeah, I was just watching you do it. Only just over the steering wheel. Proper little period. You gave me the
ick.
Well it's my overly can of worms.
You kept calling this idea, bang on trend. Well,
No! Don't hate me Abby, but let Pete have his golf hole. It's been green lighted. Have
you got hard on my
I have I have got a mild erection then?
Hello and welcome to the Therapy Crouch with me, Abby Clancy.
Where the fuck have you been? I was uh had a little week off, little summer holiday. Amazing.
How dare you have week off midterm?
This random week off thing's fun, I know. Just like I'm gonna take a week off. A little impromptu week off. Dare you. It was nice though. We stayed in a villa in Do you know kind of the Malaga coastline? The Costa del Sol.
Yeah, Costa del Sol.
That's it.
How did Abbey’s house‑move chaos and getting locked out unfold?
Uh and we stayed in a place with like some friends and the owners of that place had like a dog rescue thing that they were doing at the same time. Oh my god, that's right on my street. A little dog called Skippy. missing its back legs. It'd been shot eight times or something like that. And the legs had been, yeah, like horrible owner. And it was just but still happy as Larry. It was going around. It was like loving life.
There's some little um paraplegic dogs in Aura, Animal Rescue Algarve, which I work with in Portugal. Um And they're gorgeous.
Yeah.
And one of them got shot as well. Like I just It's mental it looks
it's mental. It's
absolutely disgraceful.
How have you been, Princess?
Great, I've just had the best facial of my entire life.
Glowing. I could see it. Well
and and I've been dro sorry, anyone looking at the state of me today, I've just been drowned in the rain. Got oil in my hair, rain, but we're off to my sister's wedding tomorrow. So it's like last minute frantic. I cannot believe how unorganized I am because um, you know, we moved into we've moved out of our house. Yeah, yeah. Because we just couldn't take it anymore. As you know, we've just bought a new house. We're under a major renovation and we were living in a section of the house and we had like three Yeah.
Yeah.
Who's on the first? Yeah, 'cause I thought w when we got the keys, I was like, I want I wanna be there. I wanna be in. This is my dream home. I wanna be there. I wanna see the builders every day and you know, but you know, that was short lived and it turned into absolute hell on earth. So we moved into a rental.
Really?
This weekend. So I was hectic doing the move. moving everything across. Um got locked out yesterday. Well 'cause I was bringing stuff supplies in from the house and um I just the door just shut behind us and I was and luckily, you know, Sophia was had a uh office window open so I had um Lee had to climb in. So Lee had a ladder and I had him up the ladder climbing into the a window that's that big and Lee's arse is not that
big. And I was
like, you're not gonna I was at the bottom of the ladder trying to hold it. I was howling, laughing. So Lee was our hero. Yesterday. Um yeah, I'd my th the best facial I've ever had in my entire life. So I walked in, like Kirsty, my friend who does my lymphatic drainage massage, who's a wizard as well, by the way. She was like, You need to see this girl. Is he? She's local to us and I could never get in and I went in today. You know, when you just walk into a room and go, This person's a bit of me you know, she had all her crystals, she had the incense going, her skin Was phenomenal. She's like late forties, whatever. And she did this peel and then she did the most intense, incredible facial massage, Pete.
Really?
For like an hour. Like lifting like think s face gym on steroids.
I'm into the I'm into that. I'll be honest with you. Uh like
Why does Abbey describe her facial as the best she’s ever had?
Ah Tana is And it's you know, I'm comfortable. Yeah. Uh uh, I'm happy. Uh you went to the Turkish
barber's the other day, didn't
you?
It's pretty cool. We had to fucking face mask out.
I loved it. It was amazing. It was amazing. I was a new boy for a haircut. But this face gym kind of activity, the I it's really I really enjoy it.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What’s the opening banter and vacation story that kicks off the episode?
0:00–0:56
2
How did Abbey’s house‑move chaos and getting locked out unfold?
0:56–4:08
3
Why does Abbey describe her facial as the best she’s ever had?
4:08–4:47
4
What’s the story behind Pete’s critique of Abbey’s 12‑point turn?
4:47–7:34
5
Why did a listener’s adult‑toy mix‑up end up in the ‘man drawer’?
7:34–10:58
6
How did Abbey’s car‑charger get mistakenly placed in the key drawer?
10:58–18:32
7
What renovation plans turn the new house’s old airing cupboard into a dressing room?
18:32–26:15
Speakers
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