Abbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma!
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What happened when Abbey returned from her Nashville hen‑do?
It's very sexy this episode, isn't it? Sex heavy.
Ever since Gaz has been in charge.
Is your girlfriend away, Gaz, by any chance? Sit on me again.
I've sleep on Juan DeMarco.
Prolific shagger. Top Shagger.
We're gonna get into Nashville. Sorry,
guys, whatever happened in Nashville stays in Nashville.
I was all fine with it until uh was calling it Noshville, Tennessee.
Save a house, Rad Cowboy!
Whoa! Hello and welcome to the Therapy Crouch with me, Abby Clancy.
Me, Peter Crouch. Me, you are in a g I'm in a good position for you.
You're in a good p so we're currently in our in our friend's barn. The demolition site and the garden. It there was just too much going on today.
Yeah.
So we've kindly stolen a barn.
It's nice and cozy, isn't it?
And coming straight back from Nashville, it seems fitting. And also I'm really excited to wear a pair of boots today.
Yeah, but you just come home from Nashville. It's the same as it, like you know, like when Wimbledon's on, everyone thinks they're a tennis player. You know, like you wear boots 'cause you come back from Nashville.
These aren't like cowboy boots, the Prada.
Still boots a lot.
How
are you feeling after National? You know
what? I'm actually feeling great because it was quite day activity heavy. And I was in bed by midnight. I was so homesick at night. But my God, we laughed. There was 19 of us all in one house. In Nashville, five minutes from Broadway. And it was heavily themed. Elle just loved it. Fantastic group. Lib was there, Kaz's there, Lucinda, Alfie. So all my mates, which are obviously Elle's mates, and then a load of Elle's girlfriends who were all just fabulous, half of them from Dublin. Oh we had the crack.
We
had
the crack.
Um but yeah, I I actually feel fine. I was I I felt it I got back yesterday. Yesterday morning. We're on the night. A little
bit husky and slow yesterday.
Husky and slow? I didn't even see you yesterday. Pete surprised me. I think I was so upset because I was like, Pete, you're working today and he was like, No, I was like, You're picking me up at the airport? And he was like, No, I'm gonna send Lee. And I was it's like a knife in my heart. I was like, and then I got when I got to the airport.
I appeared like a like a Yeah. Nine in Shining Armour. The Nine in Shining Armour out of Costa. I I saw I
saw my daughter Liberty First with Bambi like running towards you and it was just an amazing Amazing surprise. But yet we had an absolute ball. It was um Just FOI though, folks. There's not a cowboy in fucking Nashville. There's not a cowboy in Nashville? No, the only cowboys the only people wearing cowboy hats were were us. Henders. With with the Henders. What it's a long way to go.
Why did Abbey say there were no real cowboys in Nashville?
And to not say cowboy.
Was that the sole mission then, was it? To go to go there? Of course.
Save us, ride a cowboy. This is the tenth time she sang this line. What is the what is this line?
So just everywhere we went, this is like the Nashville theme tune, but it's an absolute tune. But we're it's it's so funny. So it's uh I just found
I was totally fine with it all.
I just found this in my bag.
What's that?
This is what we were wearing. Stuff of coin mate. And we kept everywhere everywhere everywhere we went, every bar we'd find, Scott and the bin.
In
the bin somewhere.
So like somewhere we just
take them out with us and then Scott was in bins everywhere.
But El
El had the most incredible time. Um Kaz turned into Elvis. You know, everything she said. I was like, Kaz, do you want to drink Yeah baby? He coming? I'm coming, honey. It's just so every just completely changed. Mind you,
Gaz, when we went to America for the Peter Crouch Pro, Gaz Gaz was changed. Like he was saying I I appreciate you.
Oh yeah, we heard that. Sidewalk, stuff like that. I think it's because I was struggling. It's the longest I've gone in my life without uh sex, wasn't it?
Sex?
Can you believe this? We had this discussion. He went, I think it's I said, Gaz, so we've been away like two and a half weeks. So, what's that?
Yeah, yeah. It was over like a couple of beers. I just f I think that was like at the three week mark, it's the longest I'd ever gone in my life.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened when Abbey returned from her Nashville hen‑do?
0:00–2:52
2
Why did Abbey say there were no real cowboys in Nashville?
2:52–8:18
3
How did the line‑dancing class turn into a wild night for the group?
8:18–15:28
4
What renovation challenges are Pete and Abbey facing in the stolen barn?
15:28–21:55
5
How is Pete turning the front garden into a DIY ‘PC Sawgrass’ golf hole?
21:55–27:50
6
What trauma did Alfie experience during the hen‑do and how is the group coping?
27:50–42:40
7
Why are listeners obsessed with older football managers and what advice is given?
42:40–51:17
8
How can a pregnant listener fake a drink at a wedding without being obvious?
51:17–54:19
Speakers
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