What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama!
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What made the Mallorca wedding the “wedding of the century”?
I'm not
a hugely emotional man, obviously X Factor gets me, but I'm I'm pretty stoned.
I go like this self-designed. Even a heartless ph
Hello Therapy Crowds. I was laughing so much on your last podcast about someone finding intimate toys in the bedroom.
How do Abbey and Pete’s “wine & shine” karaoke rituals work?
Our listeners are filthy.
Regards to our family.
I bought that like sexy like PVC thing.
Those are the days. Thank you still now.
How should couples handle a child‑free wedding rule when relatives bring kids?
Hello and welcome to the Therapy Crouch with me, Abby Clancy.
Me be a crunch.
What happened when the entire UK airspace shut down before the wedding?
Me
gas we right,
guys. Oh, we're exhausted from the wedding of the century.
Oh my god, I've heard all about it.
Why did a six‑year‑old’s bedroom toy cause a panic for the hosts?
Gaz, honestly, I have never ever been to a more incredible wedding in my entire life from start to finish. Every single day. From little details to the people, the weather, you know, just the mood. You know, it was it was just magnificent, wasn't it?
Why do Pete and Abbey argue about TV volume during movies?
I'd like to echo
that sentiment. I genuinely think like you say that you know, this was beautiful wedding, this and that. This is the best wedding I've ever been to. Yeah. I'm including mine. Even better than ours. No, bitch. It was weather setting people, food, drink,
company, music.
Also teilen man Uh uh uh family, it was everything was spot on.
It was perfect, it was absolutely perfect to the city. A little bit because I
saw online it looked another level.
I didn't take one photograph on on everyone else's video, on everyone else's videos, I'm filming everything, but they're not on my camera. Oh
they're not
on Pete's camera, they're not on Sophia's. So someone in that wedding has got all my pictures. Great
footage. Well, I'm hoping it was professionally filmed, so you know, professional photographer. So Gab
Drake's photographer.
Well, there you go then.
What advice do they give for planning a first‑dance routine?
At some stage, I think there will be some lovely photos that emerge. But it was absolutely sensational. What a great group of people as well, you know.
How should couples deal with a honeymoon fund that’s been spent on a broken boiler?
The Irish contingent and the Scouch Contingent. Merged two clans there. Synetic clans. You know, a lot of fun on both sides. I I was saying to Scott and Al, like, how many weddings can you go to, right? Where I think I could have sat on every single table and had the best time in the end. And had almost the same fun as the one I was. That's
amazing. Yeah, well put.
I I and I I'm raging from like, you know, I sat down with some of the uh older people at the wedding. I had just as much fun with them as I did with, you know, some of the younger ones. It was
So whether you're with The older Lucinda, who every man she was so glam. It was Catherine Scott's mum's friend.
Uh-huh.
And she was so glam. The bleach blonde hair all set. You know, you could tell she's been an absolute stunner. And every guy shows, Oh, who are you? You're fucking gorgeous. I'd love to jump your bones, but I can't. She was just sounds
like Sean Collery. Oh
my god, she was a met no, she's a du from Dublin. That was my Dublin accent. But it it was every single person we met, I and obviously I know Most of them, like the g the g the gang of friends.
Yeah.
Um, but to meet the wider family uh it was just out of this well. My sister just looked. Incredible, didn't she?
She really did, yeah. She really did.
I I sobbed like by the by the uh Sophia and I walked down the aisle together as maid of honour and she was a bridesmaid. And by the time I got to the altar, I had no makeup left on. Because I just cried it off. Like she we dad there wasn't a dry eye in the place. No,
but like you know, I I'm I'm not a hugely emotional man, obviously X Factor gets me, but I've I've got an X Factor. I'm pretty stoned. You were
crying last night watching something in bed as well.
Yeah, I did, yeah. What
was that?
What was that? The Littlest Hobo? What was that? That was an awards evening as well, wasn't it? Oh, is it? Oh, it was the um Royal Variety. Was it the tennis?
I was crying at the tennis beach when he was thanking his mum. When Ben Shelton was thanking his uh no, when Zeverev was thanking his mom.
Zeverev was saying he was diagnosed at six years old for four years old type
one dia diabetes.
The doctors and all the you know, said they d you'd never play obviously sport, this and that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What made the Mallorca wedding the “wedding of the century”?
0:00–0:16
2
How do Abbey and Pete’s “wine & shine” karaoke rituals work?
0:16–0:27
3
How should couples handle a child‑free wedding rule when relatives bring kids?
0:27–0:32
4
What happened when the entire UK airspace shut down before the wedding?
0:32–0:40
5
Why did a six‑year‑old’s bedroom toy cause a panic for the hosts?
0:40–1:01
6
Why do Pete and Abbey argue about TV volume during movies?
1:01–1:57
7
What advice do they give for planning a first‑dance routine?
1:57–2:05
8
How should couples deal with a honeymoon fund that’s been spent on a broken boiler?
2:05–44:59
Speakers
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