5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
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What are the hosts' weekend plans?
Hey Jax, how you doing? I'm darn good. Welcome back to the Tizzity Toast. The Tizzity Toast. The Tizzity Toast. Very exciting that it's Friday. I have a very large weekend ahead of me, so it doesn't feel like that relaxation Friday. It's still very exciting and it's an exciting weekend, but it's not that like, okay, we can ease into the weekend feeling. I'm actually ramping up into the weekend.
Right, right. Bus club, another club bus with the kids.
Precisely.
That's tough. I'm sorry. I'll be doing like quite literally not a thing this weekend.
That is so funny. And then last night I was out late again. I'm literally out late every single night, you guys.
And honestly, I'm worried about her. She's drinking. She's on drugs. You should be worried about me. She's out late.
I was out late at a club last night, a comedy club. watching who is she Lindsay Lohan watching my new favorite comedian Shannon Ford Middleton I went to Shan's show in Dania Beach last night she's so funny she came on stage and she's like Diana Beach let's go it was so funny um and I just had the best time the show was amazing I know Shannon has two more shows left and then I don't know if she'll add more but like she's gonna be in New Orleans in Texas like
Who is Shannon Ford Middleton and why is she mentioned?
Go see her. It was so, so good and so funny and a great night out and so swirly. Like the elk of attendees was a pargylicious crowd. And she's in your house right now? And she's in my house right now. Her and James spent the night. And we've actually been having like an amazing time. That's amazing. Of course, we have been. Chan came yesterday. Then we all met up.
Did you guys drink awesome shooters and just sit around and soak? Soak up each other's awesomeness?
We literally have quite literally been sitting around soaking each other's awesomeness. Like sitting at the kitchen table. Yesterday we had, you know, those Caesar wraps at my kitchen table. This morning was just like coffee. I got bagels. It was actually like hard to tear myself away from Shannon James.
Oh, so sorry to have been such a disruption in your lovely day.
Such an inconvenience. But I know they're waiting for me. to be, like, done with this, and then we can get back together again.
All right, so I won't, like, you know, dilly-dally, wasting time talking about her self.
Yeah, but it's just been, like, it's really nice to have them here. Loved going to the show, and I highly recommend everyone attend. She is just so funny, and she has the funniest, craziest stories.
She really does. I went a couple of weeks ago, and it's, like, the Shannon I know. She tells a lot of stories, like, from her past. I think really before we knew her.
Even before Very Cavallari.
Yeah, she's like a homesteading trad wife. We're on the same journey very much. And I can't really picture her being that way, but like I also can.
And the way she like walks the line and like toggles between like present Shannon, like fabulous.
Married.
Yeah, like a fancy lady. And the Shannon of yore is just so funny.
Well, if you're going to talk about like your TNN talent, I'll talk about mine.
What is the special project involving Drake Bell?
Okay. Your husband?
Well, they've been teasing a special project and they said by the time this episode comes out, they will have announced it on Instagram so we can talk about the big secret reveal for the good guys is that Drake Bell is on the podcast on Monday. He's actually on Monday and Thursday of next week. It was like two and a half hours. So they had to split it up into two episodes. And let me tell you, Ben was supposed to fly out there and he got really sick. That's the sickness that got me sick. So we ended up doing it remotely, which I actually think was better. He was very much like a, almost like a mediator between the two. And when he got home, it was like, it's kind of like this heaviness on him. I'm like, well, how was it? He was like, honestly, everyone was crying.
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