7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
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What is the main theme of this Toast episode?
Welcome back to The Toast and happy hump day! Speaking of humping...
Only one girl comes to mind.
Why, thank you, Codgers, Wojers, Caroline Wojniacki. Follet.
Follet, come on, Jacqueline.
I know. Today you're Caroline Wojniacki, and I'm still Follet. You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's like the more things change, the more they stay the same.
The more your name changes, the more mine stays the same.
I mean, if you could start like LARPing your own nickname. I'm sorry. I'm not good with nicknames. You're lucky I came up with Folay.
I need a friend named Jackie and to see what I could do for her.
I would love to know where you'd end up with a friend named Jackie.
I could never even imagine the places.
The places it would take you. Oh, the places you'll go.
Kojourner's truth. Someone left the funniest comment on our Instagram yesterday saying, we'll know that Claudia lost her mucus plug when the title of the episode is Kojourner's truth. And until that day... It will be a quiet, boring day around here. Correct. How's your MP doing?
Still intact as far as I know. And even though it's still really early, I'm really wiping with a lot of intent. Do you know what I mean? Which I feel like is good at this point in pregnancy. It's important to know what's going on down there. Headed to the doctor today. Going to see if the baby's flipped. I can tell you he definitely hasn't.
Oh, we're rooting for you.
And I scheduled it very nicely because if... He hasn't flipped, which I'm pretty sure he hasn't. Tomorrow, I start my journey in the Eastern medicine at the Software Longevity Institute of Technology. I have my first acupuncture appointment tomorrow.
Oh, keep us posted. I feel like you would know if he flipped. Sound off in the comments, even though we'll know later.
I've done some research. There's conflicting reports. Some people feel it. Some people don't.
But are you still feeling kicks in your cooter? Yeah, but I'm also feeling kicks everywhere. Well, they could be punches.
Yeah, right, right, right.
No, Rocky.
I also had physical therapy yesterday where we did some exercises and such.
By the way, her baby's name is not Rocky. I could see people being like, Jackie spilled the beans.
No, my baby's name is Bowie. Everybody knows that.
No, but I was just saying, Rocky, what's his name?
Rocky Balboa.
Okay, it's Balboa. I don't know why I got nervous that it wasn't. Right? Sylvester Stallone. It was a sly. It was a sly reference of sly. Yeah, I got it. Thank you. No, the baby is Bowie.
When I think of like famous boxers.
Who do you think of? Cinderella Man? Probably Manny Pacquiao. That's a good one. That's because I'm not like other girls. Conor McGregor. Or Jake Paul. Is he a boxer?
Who?
Conor McGregor.
Yeah.
He's a fighter.
Well, you know, then we're getting into the MMA.
Do you use your bare hands? Are you bare handed?
That's really nutty.
That's like Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan does bare handed.
He does commentary for MMA and that's bare handed.
Really?
Yeah, where they like tuck into each other and hug the whole time.
Yeah, right, where they're like actually humping each other. Perfect for hump day. I will genuinely never understand the difference between like – actually, the only one I can differentiate is WWE. That's like fake. Of course. Kids love it. No one's actually getting hurt. Total Bellas. WWE, UFC, MMA, like I don't understand the difference. But I know UFC is like – Is MMA.
Yeah.
No.
Well, Joe Rogan does commentary for UFC. But they're not doing martial arts up there. They're not a bunch of artists.
No, we could definitely Google this, but I feel like I'm having fun in the unknown, you know?
Yeah, and it's not germane to my life to know this.
It's not. Maybe like once a year when there's a fight on that has some sort of celebrity connection, like when Jake Paul does it, or... Tommy Fury.
Logan Paul.
Right, Logan 2. Did you see, actually, that their HBO Max reality show has debuted?
No, I actually just went to write. I was thinking there's something I wanted to add to my content plate that I know I'm going to watch, and I couldn't remember, but I realize now it's Paul American, but I don't have my pen.
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