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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of 'The Toast' podcast?
Morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly.
It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Today is a Pargy episode of The Toast, hosted of course by Turdy Lou Freebush and clearly my stalker, Miriam Webster, define stalker for me.
We're twin, we're both wearing Gargi Pargy set merch. We're not even like launching merch or announcing anything this week. We just both wore it on our own accord. That's how comfy, cozy and Pargy-lish it is.
It was an uncoordinated attack. Attack. You're constantly tapping me.
I actually wore this to dinner at Trouty's last night. So it was like, and it looked so cute. And I was like, let's run it back.
Oh, my God. What did you have for dinner? Officially Passover. War is over. We can eat bread again. And boy, did I eat bread again last night.
I had a hamburger on a bun, a small luxury that I had missed.
That you had taken for granted.
And then I didn't have anything else like incredibly leavened, you know?
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Chapter 2: What are the hosts' recent personal updates and weekend stories?
I went out to dinner on Saturday night. Yeah, I went out. I was out until midnight. Ask me anything. Ask me anything. I was out until midnight.
Okay, you were out until midnight. A bunch of people out. What was it like?
It was late, but it was actually nice. It was like a dinner party. It was late. It was late. It was a dinner party. And the reason why we were out so late is because it started pretty late, which I actually appreciate because then I'm here for bedtime. The kids go to sleep and they don't even realize that I've left. So that's kind of my ideal way to go out.
But it does mean getting home at midnight.
Damn. You've seen the other side of the night.
I know, but I did forsake bread on the table, and I was really hungry, and things were happening slowly. And I was like, this will be like, I could have gone for it, you know, and just thrown caution to the wind. It's the seventh day.
No, it's a test of your faith.
I was like, this will be the ultimate sacrifice.
Yep.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about bread and dining experiences post-Passover?
it was literally like a frat house.
We chug juice.
Drinking games. No, no, it was literally a flip cup. Like, cause the kids have to drink a lot so that they have to pee a lot so that they can learn to pee in their potty. So the class.
But I can learn.
The class was actually like really good and helpful for me to learn how to potty train. Cause I wouldn't know where to start. Like, so to do a weekend drinking so much, staying home, no more diapers. We're not doing like once you sign up for the class.
What are you going to do with all that money that you were spending? You should buy yourself a bag.
On diapers. On diapers.
yeah it's true i'm sure it goes towards something else i just had to buy 15 pairs of undies underwear yeah and you know they soil them like yeah you gotta get fresh on these like yep um so we did the class which was good and then we came home and we were applying everything that we learned all weekend and we're like really making headway um we're still in like the training phase but as i said like no more diapers like it's done weather
It's a success or not, but the more you stick with it and, like, follow the rules from the class, he's taking to it really well. So it's been pretty major.
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