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The Toast

A Decades Long Troll: Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026

03 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What new cast members were revealed for RHONY Season 16?

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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.

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welcome back to the toast and happy tuesday yeah you're listening to the podcast of like the most interesting girl on the planet claudia's in the news today you are in the stories you are the stories i um do i have like a different energy i hate this phrase but i do feel like i have main character energy right now like do you feel like everyone's talking about me i feel like it's my birthday the amount of people like blowing up my dms and my texts

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I feel like I don't even know how many people are talking about you and we'll get into it. Cause I saw you in page six this morning and I've been seeing you in my algorithm from accounts. I don't follow talking about influencer Claudia being body shamed by the new real housewife. It's such drama. Okay, I don't want to spoil it, but like I did make some news yesterday. I posted a TikTok.

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There was a lot of news in the Bravo universe and like it kind of had to do with me. So I spoke my truth. People were interested in my truth and hearing it. And we'll talk, if you aren't on TikTok, I did post it on TikTok because I was like, you know,

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Chapter 2: Why did Alix Earle cry over Taylor Swift's song?

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giving it to the real fans first. And so I will tell the whole story from the beginning, but I don't want to talk about that right now. I just want to say like, yes, you are listening to the podcast of like the girl in the news. And we will talk about the thing, you know, we're not going to skirt around it. And like how I'm feeling. Yeah, no, I will.

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Like one of my, like my high school bully is like, A 10-year-long bullying campaign. Is becoming famous. I'm really excited to talk about it. I really need to dig into this, get my teeth into it, and sort of try and wrap my head around what's going on here. Yeah, and I feel like a lot of people are going to be surprised at my take. I think we're going to wind up giving Grace.

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No, I'm not going to give Grace.

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Chapter 3: What revelations did Dax Shepard share about his new memoir?

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You'll see. You're going to forgive her? Let's not spoil. We have so much to do today. I feel like you're going to forgive her. Sort of.

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Chapter 4: What can we expect from Harry Styles' upcoming Netflix concert?

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You'll see. We'll see where the conversation goes. And I just want to say, I'm forgiving someone who has not apologized. No, no, no. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. Let's talk about you. Me? How are you?

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Chapter 5: Why is Justin Timberlake suing a Long Island town?

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I'm good. This is the most famous girl in the world. I know. Olivia's doing major things in the advertising industry. She actually is. And Satchel? Don't get me started on that. Don't get me started on Satchel. I actually conversed with Satchel a lot yesterday because we did Redheads.

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Chapter 6: What advice was given during the Dear Toasters segment?

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Oh, wow. We recorded Redheads. It was a great, fantastic episode. So many changes are like a brew at the Redheads. Every episode is sort of like... Rejiggering the format.

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Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the dynamics of friendship in Mahjong?

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Sort of like when they invented the internet and like everything was just like new and different and there was no format. That's sort of like Redheads right now. We're changing everything up. It's a very exciting time to be a part of the community. I agree. Mm-hmm. And how were the gals? The gals were great. The book was fun. Lots of humor and bomber talk.

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Margot also shared at the end of the episode. That she didn't know. That she didn't know. And I don't know why I expect that she would. And you know what?

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Chapter 8: What insights did the hosts share about personal growth and relationships?

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I'm glad we clipped that moment yesterday because the comments did make me feel less alone. I like to pride myself on being a decently smart person. I know what goes on in the world. I don't walk around with my head...

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always up my ass and so i did feel like a little bit of shame that i didn't know who that was but shout out to my fellow millennials excuse me you've heard of him right from you like i've heard the word unabomber and the red light thing right no what's that i told you about this once and we were talking about it on the episode but it was also in the show manhunt like you know the immune about it was like a crazy individual like

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However, like there are like small parts of his manifesto, you know, like technology, we should be wary. It doesn't mean we should kill people, but like, you know, limit your screen time. Of course, of course. I want to say like Jonathan Haidt is kind of the Unabomber of our time. Well, that's what I said in the show. I was like, that's like a nice medium of like, you know.

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You can have like radical thoughts on anything. You just can't kill people who disagree with you. But also it's like, you can't stop progress. You can't stop technology. You're supposed to live in the stone age forever. No, that's not good. But parameters. What's red light? Boundaries. Okay. So in the show, like one of his things, it's like when you're at a red light and there's no cars coming.

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either which way. No, don't, I feel bad loving it. Cause it's like a Unabomber theory, but like when there's no cars coming any which way and it's like, you don't go because there's a red light telling you not to go when like you could just go. Yeah. But that's what separates like man from monster. Yeah. And that's what it's like being a

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civilian in a civic society that's always what i think what i'm driving even when i'm not driving my best it's like i know that the other people around me also don't want to get an accident so even if i'm wrong like they're gonna get out of my way no but that's not what this is this is like there's no reason why you can't go other than just like a red light telling you the law but in this moment like you could technically go i mean i would never and i don't but when i'm like there and i'm like i could go but i'm not because of this like red light what does that have to do with the unabomber

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That was like something that he was saying in the show. You know, why are you staying at the red light when you can just go? Like he's anti-government, anti-law, anti-order. And actually in the show, the guy who is investigating him. Who plays the Unabomber in the show? Oh, someone like. That we know, like someone famous. He looked more like him. Hold on. Unabomber, Manhunt, Unabomber.

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Cameron Grant. No, I don't think we know him. Okay. Oh, Richard Jewell. Remember him? No. Yes, you do. I'm on IMDb. Give me a second. Paul Bettany. Oh, my God. I forgot about Richard Jewell. Who's Richard Jewell? Show me. Do you remember that? Chris Knopf is in Manhunt. There's a couple different iterations of Manhunt. Claudia, remember the movie Richard Jewell? No. Yes, you do.

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I think if you keep saying it, I'll remember, but I don't. You will, Claudia. Can you show me? Yes, yes. Remember he got like... Of course, Richard Jewell. What was his story again? Richard Jewell. They thought that he planted the bomb at the Olympics in Georgia. And he was just a guy. And it wasn't him. Yeah. And his whole life was turned upside down. Richard Jewell. Fucking Richard Jewell.

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