A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024
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What emotional exchange happened between Cynthia Erivo and a reporter?
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. I could sing, but I won't because I value my business. What do you mean? Our business is singing. It's Friday.
Oh, you could sing a different song. I could, but there's really no other song worth singing on a day such as today. I feel like there are songs that would capture the moment beautifully.
I'm feeling so conflicted about this.
Celebrate good times, come on.
Let's celebrate. Now, I'm feeling conflicted because obviously you never want to be ungrateful for a Friday, right? But... But literally, I'm sleeping, and I wake up, and it's Saturday. I spent the first 20 minutes of today thinking it was Saturday. You were improperly oriented. And I actually could cry how upset I am. It's really crazy how it fucked me up.
I'm really sorry to hear that. I've been there before. I actually think I was experiencing this last week where it was a Friday and I was like, I know I'm supposed to be grateful, but I'm improperly oriented and that's not my fault. And it seems like we just need to have orientation, you know? Today is orientation because it's Friday and I do feel like we're missing... You know, one day we're going to look back on this day and be like, we didn't even appreciate that it was Friday.
I know. I guess because like next weekend is like the longest weekend ever with Thanksgiving. And I'm so excited for it. So maybe it's like this little weekend today.
Also, it's like one day we'll look back on this Friday and wish we appreciated it. Technically, that would be on Monday. That will feel that way. But like Monday of next week is a Thursday.
Okay, it's also really important to know, like one day we will look back on today and this is totally separate, but we're gonna be like, oh my God, we were so skinny. And like, I'm just sitting here thinking like how fat I am. So that's important too. That's true. That's important too.
That's what we call here at The Toast perspective. That's so true. It's always good to remember that. Like you can be bigger and you probably will be bigger.
No, no, not only that, but like your current body that you hate is also future you's goal body. It's so true. It's so true. Oh, I just okay. So like I was just looking at pictures from our Utah trip last year. And that was like right after I got off of Ozempic. And I went on like a little bit of like not a bender, but I like treated myself for like a month and I didn't weigh myself. And then I had weighed myself and I had gained four pounds and I was so upset. I was like, everybody's looking. They can see the four pounds on me. And I just remember like hating my body. And I just was looking at a video of me singing to the kids in Utah. And I'm perfect looking like I'm so mad. I didn't even enjoy it. It's true. Oh my God. That's just womanhood.
That is womanhood. Enjoy today. Nay, it's personhood. Enjoy what we have. And it is true that this is like our last full week until... two weeks from now. So it's just our last full week until tomorrow. We have so much goodness coming up. Like so much goodness on the horizon and it's Friday. Like we don't even have to convince ourselves. Like next week is the best week of the year.
It's the best week of the year. I'm seeing Wicked. I'm seeing the Thanksgiving Day Parade. I'm so excited for my Thanksgiving plans even though we're not spending Thanksgiving together.
What are the details behind Jussie Smollett's conviction being overturned?
And you would think like, oh, it's the best week of the year. The following week's going to be hard because it's not the best week of the year. But then next week, We're together. It's Gizno in Hollywood, Florida. We're performing at the Hard Rock Seminole Casino Stadium, not stadium, arena. And it's going to be amazing.
You know, we haven't really bragged about it yet. And that's be annoying. But if there's like a toaster in your life, I feel like this time of year, like to get your friend like toasty, something toast related for Christmas. We actually have a lot of options. Obviously, merch is always good. But tickets to Gizno, that's a great gift if you're in the Florida area.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What emotional exchange happened between Cynthia Erivo and a reporter?
0:00–3:10
2
What are the details behind Jussie Smollett's conviction being overturned?
3:10–3:52
3
What happened with Cara Delevingne and Taylor Swift after their breakup?
3:52–4:42
4
What is Jason Kelce's new talk show about?
4:42–6:07
5
What is Molly-Mae Hague's new docuseries about?
6:07–6:26
6
What are the highlights from Queenie and Weenie of the Week?
6:26–7:23
7
What is the significance of the upcoming holiday spectacular event?
7:23–10:18
8
What insights do they share about the Ashley Madison documentary?
10:18–1:00:48
Speakers
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