A Tale of Two Weddings: Monday, July 20th, 2026
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How do the hosts introduce the episode and weekend TV recaps?
Good morning, girlies, it's the Toast.
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and happy Monday. The air is clear, so are our hearts and minds. Welcome to the Toast. Hey, Kojer and Fred. What'd you just do? Okay, so like yesterday, Ben and I were in town.
And for those who don't know, I did half of the hard hand.
Half of the hard hand, which is like what the kids do.
Oh, is that what the kids do? Because I sort of made it my own thing, and I just thought it could be like a toaster bat signal. I did it yesterday.
I felt like so young. I was like walking through town, and somebody drove by in the car, and they're like, Turdy, we love you. And like, I was just kind of overwhelmed, so I didn't know what to do. So I was like, hard. It was so like... It's the toaster bat signal.
The young kids do... No, they do their like blood hands.
Yeah, but no, what's the other one where it's like? No, it's like this.
Yeah, so they go like this.
They go like, yeah.
So weird. No, no, no. This is the millennial chuggy version. And then this is the toaster in the wild bat signal. It was so like... I was hoping the person was recording. Yeah, we've been doing it.
If you have that video, post it. I was like... So cute. So cute. Happy Monday. Everybody had a great weekend. It was kind of a crazy weekend in a sense. It rained a lot. So I actually watched a lot of TV that I need to talk about. You guys, I started off campus. I feel like that has to be the headline.
Headline news. Absolutely. Headline news.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I haven't really spoken to you about it.
I told you a little bit and I didn't get to watch that much because I'm actually like embarrassed because I didn't start it with Zach.
You can't watch it in front of another person.
No, like, and if we'd started it together, then like we're on this journey together. No, that's more embarrassing. No, but like now I can't just like play it and have him see what this is. So I sort of got stuck and I can't press play. What are you up to? um literally this episode called the orgasm oh and that's like episode three or four like yeah and she just got to his house and i can't just press play right now also like you're about to reach like a very pivotal scene for reasons like it's not what you think like plot driven but also like if i just press play and he sits down to watch a scene about like a girl being as it's horrifying i just how can i explain myself
I told you, I watched the entire show over the course of two separate nights where Ben was playing basketball with your husband. You can't watch it in front of your partner.
No, I think if we had started together, we'd be on this journey together, and there would be no judgment from each other because it's 50-50. No, but you were the one who suggested it, so there's more. I guess.
It's like 70-30.
So here's my thing with the show. I want to like the show so badly because it's everything that I love, as I knew there would be college, campus, cuties, love, romance, feel good. This couple does not give me butterflies like Ellen Miles do. Okay. I'd hate to be the type of person who watches a porno and then complains about the plot. Criticizes the porn. Criticizes the plot. But the plot is not strong enough. This deal that they have so that she could talk to Justin and he's going to literally upend his whole life to help her talk to Justin to work on his oral of Kierkegaard. It's just not strong enough. So every time he goes above and beyond and holds her hand and does the most to fake their relationship, I'm like...
the core reason isn't there.
So it's a very common trope in like smut and romance. Which is like faking a romance. And I think that maybe because like you don't read a lot of like fake boyfriend that it like seems kind of stupid and like it is stupid. But if you're like immersed in the world, like classic, it's a classic trope.
But even in Elle, they did like a fake boyfriend episode.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
How do the hosts introduce the episode and weekend TV recaps?
0:03–5:50
2
What are the hosts' opinions on the popularity and plot of 'Elle' and 'Five Star Weekend'?
5:50–45:11
3
How did the World Cup final halftime show divide viewers and which performances stood out?
45:11–54:40
4
What were the major celebrity moments and reactions from the World Cup (Jay‑Z, Kylie, Madonna, Coldplay)?
54:40–1:01:13
Speakers
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