Chapter 1: What were the highlights from Stagecoach 2026?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast, and happy Mundaries. Hope everybody had a great week, and it's week begin. Hope everyone had a great weekendaries. And it's week begin now, so yeah.
Week start. Week now. Hi, week now. Happy week now. Hey, Kojerner, what's your truth? My truth is this. I miss my sister. I miss my sister too. Yeah, I haven't seen Olivia in a while. Oh, oh, oh, oh, slam dunk. Just kidding. I really miss you and chatting with you so publicly in our daily chats, also known as the toast. It's not enough, you know? Don't you feel like we've really stopped talking?
Yes, I've just been so busy and I know you've been busy too. And like by the end of the day, my day like ends so late and like that's when you're like fully ensconced in your bedroom with your husband who doesn't let us FaceTime when you're watching your program. And that's really like the only time I can like get into it. So like we're sort of missing each other.
It actually feels like sometimes we're on different time zones because I'm like, oh, I miss Claudia.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I think like my bed bath dinner is like earlier than yours. So yeah, we're just sort of like two ships, two yachts. Oh, speaking of yachts, I have to tell you something. I have to tell you what's going on on TikTok. You're going on Below Deck?
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Chapter 2: What did Bravo say about the Summer House reunion leak?
No, I have to tell you what's going on on TikTok. I know what's going on on TikTok. You do? You know about Acquired Gate? Don't even get me with the fucking gate. I've been following Acquired Husband all weekend. No, but you don't know what's actually going on. I'm so obsessed. I started following her. I didn't follow her before.
Now I feel like such a follower because everybody's following her now. So I actually wanted to wait. But then I couldn't even wait a couple days to follow her.
Chapter 3: What happened between Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson?
Her bachelor party is so fabulous. The girls are looking so good. They're having so much fun. She doesn't know. Before you ruin it for me, let me just tell you, like... I think it's fantastic. And anybody who had anything negative to say, I'm like, you should be embarrassed for how jealous you are. Yeah. So for those who don't know, there is a TikToker. Her name is Acquired Style.
You've probably seen her.
Chapter 4: Why is Helena Bonham Carter leaving The White Lotus season 4?
She's like a part of a twin duo. She's Acquired and then she's another twin. She's Acquired and she's Style. Yeah, her username is AcquiredStyle, and she's blonde, she does a lot of hair, beauty, fashion content. She's blown up somewhat recently. She got engaged a little while ago, and so she had her bachelorette party this weekend.
There was a couple of influencers on the trip, but for the most part, it was a big group of girls, and I would say there was three or four influencers.
Chapter 5: What drama unfolded with Jessi Draper and her date from Taylor's season?
It wasn't an influencer trip. And as any good influencer, her entire bachelorette party was sponsored. No, this was on another level. Yeah, of course. It was sponsored by a beauty company called Swan Beauty, which is like an AI-powered makeup mirror that gives you tutorials. It's a mirror with lights. And do you want to know the best part? Not to make it about me, because I never- Limelight? Yes.
So a few years ago, I had an idea to make a makeup mirror that would be like Peloton for makeup, where you take classes and learn how to do your makeup in the mirror. And they actually took a couple of meetings for it. But I remember I was really early pregnant with Harry and like, I didn't do anything about it, of course. She had a name though, Limelight. Yeah.
Chapter 6: How is influencer culture impacting reality TV?
And then it would have been like the lime, which I think is so cute, but it exists. It's called Swan Beauty. I need to get one. I'm so happy someone made it. Yeah. But like yours really needs AI. And like your idea was before the AI revolution, because this one's totally powered by AI and it's, It's called Swan Beauty. So they sponsored her entire bachelorette party.
And a lot of people have sponsored bachelorette parties.
Chapter 7: What controversies surround the Summer House reunion?
This was definitely on another level. Like they flew her private with all of her friends to St. Barts. And it wasn't just like a jet. It was like actually it wasn't even Kardashian jet. It's not this nice. It was like a 747. It had a bedroom. It had multiple bathrooms. It was like probably the biggest plane. The biggest private plane you could have. Like it was insane. Acquired force one.
Acquired force one. They called it acquired air. I also got a little tea on the plane. I don't know if you know. Oh, what? It's the Beyonce family? It's the family's name. So, okay, I'll explain to you, and I'll tell you why I know that. So, and they just did, like, a classic St. Barts. I just didn't hate being a woman for me. It's not me. But you're acting like, oh, just wait. No, of course.
You're not acting like... Exactly what you think happened, happened. Out of touch? So the second... the second the bachelorette party started and they were posting about acquired air, like the jealous wenches had to come out of the woodwork and you know, this is out of touch. They were coming at it from so many angles, just finding a reason to hate it because they're jealous.
I just wanna say, I don't even think it's out of touch. Because it's aspirational. No, acquired was such a normal girl. Like, I think it's actually so inspirational. I don't know her backstory, but it seems like she's just a regular girl who like from Jersey has been like making content. I saw another video she posted.
She was like who like all those embarrassing videos I posted so many years ago. And now I got to take my friends on this epic trip. Like she's actually just like you. She's also the definition of a hustler. Like she has been, she didn't blow up during COVID. Like she has just been making hair videos in her apartment. Good, consistent content. Like anyone can do it.
And it's not like she spent the money on this trip. Like she worked to a place where a brand brought her on this trip. And like, it's not out of touch because if you did that, any one of you who are like being jealous and saying it's out of touch, like you would go on it in one fucking second. It's the most... Oh, it's such a joke. It's the most relatable thing ever, actually. Of course.
And her taking, like, her home friends... She had, like, three influencers on the trip. The rest were just, like, clearly, like, her home, school, college camp friends. Yeah. It was so... I agree. Relatable. Now, everyone's... Relatable.
the discourse on TikTok as expected is just like a meeting of the mentally ill minds and people are coming at it from so many angles like I'm so grateful this wasn't my bachelorette party I'm grateful we went camping it's like okay sure keep telling yourself that good because it's so good and you got good so they're coming at it from different angles they're also now attacking the founder of Swan Beauty so the founder of Swan Beauty is like a woman who is married she is engaged marrying into like a very wealthy family I've never heard of them it's called the Mitchell family and I guess like their family office helped um
raise money for her AI company, which I just feel like is such a testament, which people do not part with their money.
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Chapter 8: What insights can we gain from the discussions about cheating in relationships?
Like their son's fiance's company. I just feel like she must be dazzling. Like to have gotten the company is such a great idea. They were like, we're not going to miss this. And it was their plane. Um, so now it's like, this is not smart marketing. This is using your fiance's money to burn. Like so fucking jealous, all content generated by women. I have to just say that.
I don't see one man clowning on, uh, acquired. Also people being like, they're definitely not even having fun on this brand trip. They're just like posting now as not to make everything about me as somebody who had a completely sponsored bachelorette party from the, you know, from the flights to the hotels to like,
the tables, to the pool, everything was sponsored by, thank you, my partners at MGM Grand. We went to Vegas, we were like literally celebrities. It was the original acquired husband. It was, it was, I just wanna say. It was hashtag Claude Soft the market. I just wanna say, back in the day, that like wasn't a thing.
Getting my bachelorette party sponsored completely by MGM, which owns like the entire Las Vegas Strip, like is just like, I just wanna say. Um, I can guarantee you we had more fun than you bitches. Cause we didn't have to pay for any of it. Okay. What's more freeing than having like money? No, I'm sorry.
Those girls like being so beautiful in the sickest place on earth, in the best villa, in the best place. Like how are they not having fun? They're obviously having fun. It's absurd. They all looked gorgeous. They went to like every hotspot in St. Bart's like just, and once you lift the veil of like, I feel like we talked about this with Alex Cooper a lot, like, uh, Oh, no. Back to zero.
Well, it's not a formal capacity yet. We could still be at one. Well, we were already at zero. I just did it for dramatic effect. It's not a formal capacity yet, I just want to say. Give us credit. You're allowed to mention it. Once you lift the veil and see so many of these things, it's just people being jealous. It makes so much more sense.
A lot of people are... I think Alex Cooper, maybe we could find some fault with her. But for the most part, when you see a lot of people talking at her... A lot of it is rooted in jealousy. Sorry, you have a podcast and three people listen and she's over here interviewing whoever she wants. Same with acquired. Just acknowledge your jealousy. The way we have to acknowledge our biases.
Let's acknowledge the fact that you are so fucking jealous. She's three pounds. She's so pretty. She's making content for a living. And literally, she must be making millions. She does so many highbrow ads. She must be raking it the fuck in. And what are you doing? You're making videos about her. For free. For free. But here's what I don't understand.
Why can't we be jealous in a positive fashion? I think that's what we do. Yeah, like, okay, yeah, I would have loved to have a bachelor and say, like, yeah, sure, how could you not be, like, jealous of that? No, Jackie, we're not just, it's inspiring. Yeah, or just, I don't know why, like, it's natural to be jealous of someone who has something, like, incredible that you would want, right?
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