All Roads Lead to the Road: Thursday, January 15th, 2026
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What do hosts say in the opening banter about driving, weather and daily life?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy, oh, Thursday. Okay. Chugging along. Really feel like my time in Florida is coming to an end. Like what is this weather? It's freezing. I heard it snowed in Pensacola. Wow. And you weren't there to see it. I know. And she's from Pensacola. That's not much bigger than Maysville. Well, the weather's very on and off. Even as I was driving today, I had to put my sunglasses on, take them off. I try not to wear sunglasses when it's not super sunny because I don't want my eyes to like not be able to handle any sort of light.
Speaking of driving, I do feel like yesterday's conversation about driving just sort of set me off on this journey of destruction. As I was pulling out of here yesterday, just like ran into a pole. And I heard this sort of like crickling, crackling sound. And I haven't actually went to the back of the car to investigate it. I just like can't bring myself to do it. And I feel like if it's really that big of a deal, like Ben will see it and be like, hey, what happened? Someone behind you driving will honk and be like, Jack, you're behind me. Right, and the thing is about this poll is that I swear to God when I was looking, and I'm just at a stage in my life where the cameras are enough. I really need not be turning my neck around.
I'm telling you it wasn't there. On the cameras. The camera. But then when I heard the crackle and I looked at the camera, I'm like, oh, big black pole. It really came out of nowhere, you guys. Just one thing to say. Oops. My bad. They're going to revoke our licenses. I can't be bothered with stationary objects. It actually is really crazy that the average person can get a license. No, and that's what gives me a lot of comfort. Like knowing, even when I'm doubting myself when I'm driving, I'm like, I can't do it. Like knowing tons of people do it. Everyone does it. I once saw a video of a kid in another country. I think he was four years old and he was driving a truck. That's interesting. You know what actually brings me comfort that I think about all the time?
And it's actually related to like when I was, when I first gave birth, I was like so paranoid that somebody was going to come and steal my baby. And a friend of mine was like, Nobody wants your baby. Babies are a lot of work. I'm like, oh, I guess that's facts. Sure. People on the road, they don't want to be killed either. So if I'm just swerving into lanes and you're in my way, I also have a lot of faith that that person, even if I'm in the wrong, they're going to get out of my way. They care about their car too. Oh, I have no faith in that. When I want to change lanes where an ordinary person would, if there's a car within 50 feet of me, I'm not doing it because I just think they're not going to stop what they're doing.
I just imagine like it's also annoying for that person to get into an accident. It delays your day. It's expensive. Insurance, police, like it's a lot. So I imagine they're also going to do everything in their power to get the fuck out of my way as well. And that brings me great comfort because I'm like, I'm changing lanes and I'm like, I think nobody's there. And if there is like, they'll get out of my way. They know what to do.
Yeah.
It's human nature to avoid destruction. So if I'm just like swerving into your lane, I have great faith in my fellow man that they will GTFO. Yeah. OK, I'm not going to apply that because I just don't think I'm in a place where I can be like so brazen on the road. I'm much more of a shy driver, introverted, imposter syndrome. Yeah. You know, but I think it sounds like we all have a bit of imposter syndrome on the road. It's true. We're all thinking the same things about one another. It's Thursday. I still did not watch Tell Me Lies. And I'm just feeling like you don't want to watch this show. I do. I do. I do.
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Chapters
3 chapters
1
What do hosts say in the opening banter about driving, weather and daily life?
0:03–12:05
2
How do the hosts compare cooking shows and what did they say about Martha Stewart’s style?
12:05–51:48
3
Why were The Toast nominated for a 2026 iHeartRadio Podcast Award and who else is nominated?
51:48–55:43
Speakers
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