Auntie Body For Auntie Anne's: Wednesday, March 18th, 2026
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What recent news did Taylor Frankie Paul address regarding her domestic violence investigation?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy hump day! It feels like a hump day because I'm sitting next to a girl who I know personally, from my personal experience, she absolutely loves to hump and be humped. Don't be disgusting. This is a nice family-friendly show and people listen in the car with their kids. It's so true. This is a nice family-friendly show. But I'm just like, I have to be me, you know? And that's you. You can't help but... Let your freak flag fly. Q-rect. Well, welcome to the Toast Happy Wednesday, everybody.
It's feeling like an OG Wednesday. We used to do deer toasters every Wednesday. It was like hump day deer toasters, and then some things got moved around. Like TV recaps. So we ended up sticking it on Tuesdays, but of course I had a migraine yesterday. Thank you to everyone who stood with me during that extremely difficult migraine that lasted all motherfucking day long, but didn't stop me from winning Mahjong three times. Maybe I should have a migraine every time I play Mahjong. Sorry, I got derailed.
How did Miley Cyrus celebrate the 20th anniversary of Hannah Montana?
No migraine today. Dear toasters will happen. No sunglasses. Even though these lights do feel very bright. Yeah, that's just the lights. I know. It is what it is. Glad you're feeling better. Me too. Glad you're feeling better. Gruber is feeling better thanks to his auntie's bodies. Cue wreck. Auntie bodies from his auntie body. From his auntie's body. Which might I say, it's looking fantastic. I've got the auntie bodies. I am auntie body. I've got the magic in me. Ben Platt ruined that song.
What was the reaction to Alix Earle's pearl-covered bikini photos for Sports Illustrated?
No, he made that song. I know, his version is so good. And it's so amazing.
Who is in the cast of ‘White Lotus’ Season 4 and what are the details?
It's even better than how awful he is. Yet again, the plight of being Ben Platt's number one haters and having to acknowledge his enormous, undeniable talent. Yeah. Every time I touch that track, it turns into gold. It's funny. Didn't his dad make that movie?
What did Zendaya say about her marriage rumors with Tom Holland?
No, I feel like that's one he didn't make. Oh, okay. He just got that role on his own. And that was really his first role. I was actually cracking up when we were talking about Ben Platt and somebody else wrote in the comments, like the reason why they hate Ben Platt. It's actually so valid. Ben Platt insisted, like literally insisted beyond on playing Evan Hansen in the movie adaptation of the Broadway show, even though he was 28 at the time having to play like a 15 year old. And honestly, he was wearing like prosthetic face and hair.
What advice did the hosts give during the Dear Toasters segment?
He looked so stupid. Like he did ruin the movie. I actually saw that movie. And I had to leave in the middle of the theater. I didn't like it.
What are the implications of the relationship dynamics discussed in the advice segment?
I was so bored. That movie did nothing. And it's crazy because the show was a cultural reset. Did you see the Broadway play? Of course. That's how you know because I don't take myself to Broadway. It was insane, the Broadway show.
How do the hosts feel about the changing landscape of celebrity news and culture?
Like, insane. But I had to see it. It was amazing. It was the best thing I'd ever seen. Yeah, and the movie was so bad. It did nothing, went nowhere. And yeah, I would say that that's Ben Platt's legacy. I can't stop talking about Ben Platt. No, I'm upset. We talk about him every day. But I just want to say, speaking of I've got the magic in me, two things. One, imagine how much more we would like it if it was sung by... So of course, that wasn't Ben. So that's how like amazing it is. So I sometimes actually listen to that in my car to see a magic. You know, who else got the magic in him? Conor Leavitt. Conor Leavitt. I just watched that part of Slamu. And I just want to say like Conor Leavitt is my businessman of the week.
I love that. Conor Leavitt also. And now businessman like extends to just like people, like good people. Yeah, of course. And like, yeah. He's not not a businessman. I feel like we're always talking about how like people, specifically men of this generation, like need hobbies that aren't like gambling on their phones. Magic. What if you just did magic? Sleight of hand, like duh.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What recent news did Taylor Frankie Paul address regarding her domestic violence investigation?
0:03–1:15
2
How did Miley Cyrus celebrate the 20th anniversary of Hannah Montana?
1:15–1:48
3
What was the reaction to Alix Earle's pearl-covered bikini photos for Sports Illustrated?
1:48–1:52
4
Who is in the cast of ‘White Lotus’ Season 4 and what are the details?
1:52–2:11
5
What did Zendaya say about her marriage rumors with Tom Holland?
2:11–2:36
6
What advice did the hosts give during the Dear Toasters segment?
2:36–2:41
7
What are the implications of the relationship dynamics discussed in the advice segment?
2:41–2:53
8
How do the hosts feel about the changing landscape of celebrity news and culture?
2:53–1:16:44
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