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Chapter 1: What happened with 'Mormon Wives' production and why was it paused?
Good morning, girlies, it's the Toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast, and happy... Great question. Tuesday. Tuesday. Choose dairy. Choose dairy. Actually, it's a choose dairy. Because you're lactating?
And I'm... Wearing Dairy Boy? No. Wait, why is it a choose? Dairy. Dairy, like milk? Yeah. Are you... Oh, you brought me breast milk this morning? Because I brought you breast milk this morning.
Chapter 2: What allegations were made against Huda Mustafa regarding her boyfriend's child?
In a lunchbox. In a breast milk exchange. A back alley breast milk exchange. It was extremely Sade what went on in the back alley here. Ben drove up in like an unmarked vehicle. Jackie pulled out a Siete branded lunchbox full of breast milk because there's a little virus running through our family and Jackie's producing antibodies. So the dairy farm. Yes, today is Tuesday.
It is Tuesday in that breast milk. Our latest antibodies that I've produced pump fresh last night for grooving. We're looking forward to the antibodies joining us in our home. Yeah. Breast milk is really amazing. I feel like I never as I get older and like have more babies, I appreciate more like the science behind it. It's not even science. It's magic. It's magic. It's God. Yeah.
But God is science.
Chapter 3: What updates are there on Donna Kelce's window installations?
If you believe like I do, if you're a believer. And I've always known it's amazing, you know, but like I just learn more and more about it like every single day. And it's like as long as I confront the germ before Max does, that he doesn't confront the germ later. to a person that I'm not confronting, which wouldn't happen. You are always confronting germs. Always confronting the germ.
Then I will produce the antibodies and protect him before he has to confront that germ. Like, that's amazing.
Chapter 4: Who did Joe Burrow party with after the Oscars?
I mean, don't get me started on The Architect, but. I actually, I will not get you started on The Architect. She should write a song about breast milk. Well, she has to go on that journey first. She does. There are a lot of artists who I need to go. Who I need to breastfeed. No, I don't need to breastfeed them.
Sorry, I need them to start breastfeeding so that they can write music about the magic of it. Oh, the magic of breastfeeding.
Chapter 5: What did the HR executive from Coldplay discuss in the Oprah interview?
Like, where's Gabby Barrett?
Chapter 6: What is Lizzo's new kids' book about?
Honestly, it's on her. She's. Yeah, she's sort of like carrying. She's holding up women and mothers in music. Now, I'd just like to address some of like the obvious speculation about what's going on here today. That you're hungover. People think I'm hungover, I'm sure, or ready to deliver some harsh truths.
Now, I am, of course, ready to deliver harsh truths, but that's not why I'm wearing my three blind mice sunglasses today. Actually, these are Jackie's. What brand are they? I think they're Bottega. Okay, Bottega. Yeah, Bottega. Just a casual sleigh on a Tuesday. I have a migraine, like an actual, not a headache, not a headache. A migraine. And under these bright lights, big city has big stars.
I just I needed to protect myself and my family. Yeah, I've been there. I know that. I don't know if I've ever actually done the toes with like a full blown migraine.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the current reality TV landscape?
Oh, it has really just been creeping up on me all morning since I woke up. Yeah, it's the worst. I'm sorry. That's why, like, sometimes when we're in our home studios, like, I've asked if I could, like, do the show without, like, my bright lights on. Yeah, right. And, like, you said no. Well, you could have just worn sunglasses. Look at me. I'm doing it.
Yeah, I guess I could have worn sunglasses. It's actually, like, I have to do it with the lights on because I don't let you, you know? No, but, like, if we were here, I don't know what it would look like without our lights on. But, like, if we were in our home studios, like, I would say turn your lights off. It's a huge light sitting right on top of us. That can't be good. We need workers comp.
We're talking about the light and it's like making it worse, you know? Okay, why don't you close your eyes for a couple minutes while you talk? Okay, I feel like that's actually hard. It is.
Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on the future of 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives'?
It feels like a game. I watched a lot of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives last night and then there were also like a bunch of news stories coming out. So we are going to talk about it today. Lead story is Salamu News and Recap. And I guess I am. So I'm up to, I want to say the middle of episode seven. Okay. If you haven't watched it, there aren't going to be a lot of spoilers.
We were just saying before, this is like a show you can't really spoil because it's all happened publicly already. So we just get to see the when and the why and who, what, when, where, why, how. Yeah. But there's not really spoilers in terms of events or things that happen. Just conversations. Lots of conversations. We're always conversing. Oh, you know who was on the episode I just watched.
Your boyfriend, Harry Jowsey? Not my boyfriend, my son, Harry. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Your brother, Alex Warren? My son, Harry Jowsey, was on Slammo. We need to make a family tree. Hold on, I'm like all of Jackie's surrogate children. Harry Jowsey, Alex Warren, who else? Charlie Puth. I look at him like a son now. Charlie.
Somebody, I'd like to thank the person who commented this reminding me. We obviously have been talking a lot about our future project called Namesake, which is a podcast where we only interview people whose names we share. And then we decided to, as of yesterday, expand a little bit. And we could interview people named Ben or people named Trout.
Unfortunately, that means we might have to interview Ben Platt one day. So we can't. We have to go back to the original plot where it was just people named Ruben, Harry, Max, Charlie, Claudia, Jackie. Okay. Benzac. No, no, not Benzac. Not Benzac. No, because I'm Ben Platt. No, but that doesn't mean we have to have on Ben Platt. Like, we can be discerning.
We don't have to have on every Ben who walks through the door. It's still up to us. Besides for Ben Soffer, like, who's your favorite Ben? You weren't expecting such a tough question from a girl whose eyes are closed, are you? I was. My eyes are still closed. The only person who comes to mind right now would be Benson Boone. Not the same. I said Ben. Just Ben. Benjamin. Ben Affleck. Ben Higgins.
Oh, Ben Affleck? No. Ben Higgins. I'll go Ben Higgins. He's a cutie. I'll go Ben Higgins. Besides your husband, who's your favorite Ben? Are we talking about famous people? The question is open to interpretation. I'm going to go celeb. There's not a lot. Benjamin Button. That's my favorite movie that I never saw. You know who I love? That's my favorite movie to quote that I never saw.
Benjamin Moore. Ooh, that's a good one. Makes really good paints. That is a good one. Yeah. I've got my eye on a shade of paint called mayonnaise. Has anyone used that? My husband, if he decorated his house, it would be all mayonnaise. I'm painting something. I'm looking for like a nice creamy color. And they're all, you know, white dove, chantilly. And the one I have in my heart.
You know, decorators love white dove Benjamin Moore. I know, but the one I have my heart set on is mayonnaise. Has anybody used mayonnaise by Benjamin Moore? I meant to pose it to my stories, but I thought it would be too random. But because it just came up organically in this conversation, let me know. I don't know if you can paint your house mayonnaise or whatever you're painting.
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