Brinity and Tryce: Monday, July 13th, 2026
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How did Jackie’s birthday go and why did she miss the show?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's The Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. I'm back. Like, oh my God, everyone. I know how devastating it was that I wasn't here on my birthday. That's right. We haven't seen you since you've been 32. 30. Negative 30, yeah. 30. Negative. Yeah, no, couldn't have come at a worse time. I missed my birthday show. I missed after the family episodes. It was just like, there was a lot to do on Friday. The hits start coming and they don't stop coming. And you know I wanted to show up and have everybody sing for me and it's like, oh, it's her birthday.
Yeah. Oh, my God, I got taken out. I had literally the worst birthday ever. I spent the entire day in bed. When I woke up, okay, so actually, of course I blame Love Island. The night before, we were watching Love Island, preparing for the next day's show, and I started to get a headache, and I was like, oh, these people are just making me sick. They're just disgusting, and I hate this show. It's making me physically ill. I went to bed, and I woke up with the same headache, and it's like, that's not supposed to happen. When you go to sleep, the headache's supposed to go away. So I got up for the day. I like went downstairs and let me tell you, I was blinded. Like I was in so much pain. I got back in bed.
It just kept getting worse. I spent the whole day in bed crying. I was literally just crying at two o'clock. Like mercy came upon me and I fell asleep for like two hours. which definitely helped. But I was like, seriously, not okay until yesterday. Now everything worked out fine. Not to make everything about me. Cause like, well, I did have a terrible birthday that I can bet all day crying. I did sort of have this like backup plan in place. Cause I was throwing myself a little soiree on Sunday. So I feel like yesterday I got to really reclaim my birthday. We had a little event. I'm sure you guys saw, like everyone's talking about my, oh my gosh, birthday party. Yeah. We'll talk about it. Um, so overall I feel like I'm fine with how my birthday turned out, but it was such a rough day.
And I was like, actually the day, like sort of turned out nice at the end we had like a nice Shabbat dinner we like sat outside for a little bit and by the end of the day it was pargy yeah but like I was seriously not okay like I was operating at such a low level physically I was me and my flu like sometimes you know yeah we know well we did get to sing for you I don't know if we wound up posting that clip did you see it Ben and I sing. Of course I saw you guys singing. Did it go up on the Instagram? I think so, yeah. I feel like I saw it. I feel like I didn't see it on Instagram. No, I saw it. I saw it. It was a really disturbing rendition. Yes, I didn't love it. I can't lie. It was a disturbing, spooky rendition of Happy Birthday.
It would have been better if due to my absence, nobody sang. That would feel right. But we had to sing for you. Yeah, and it was beautiful. Ben stepped in. And Ben has, you know, a lot of unpopular Love Island takes, which is not unusual from our usual recaps. So he was here. But today's recap, I do want to talk about Family Day. I want to talk about everything that we missed because this is our last Love Island recap ever. It's our last Love Island recap, though I do think these people will be in the news for the next few weeks. And that part's kind of fun. Who's staying together? What's happening? There's a reunion in 12 weeks. Why do they always do that? I don't know. I remember they did it last summer, too.
It's a mistake. It was a mistake last summer. Nobody cared by then. Nobody cared. I don't even think we watched part two. Yeah, I'm so hot-headed right now. I would love a reunion. Yeah. Have people answer for their sins. For like two weeks. For their sin-seers.
What made the mahjong-themed birthday party so memorable?
so our last Love Island recap ever because I will never watch a show again I will never waste my time my heart my energy you bitch ever again on this show I'm so excited about that and I'm also so excited because I feel like a couple years ago like we didn't watch Love Island everyone was like watch Love Island watch Love Island so like we watched last year we recap the whole thing we watched this year and like
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
How did Jackie’s birthday go and why did she miss the show?
0:03–3:10
2
What made the mahjong-themed birthday party so memorable?
3:10–10:39
3
Which products do the hosts recommend as ‘worth the money’?
10:39–34:26
4
Why do the hosts call Love Island Season 8 ‘rigged’ and who benefited from the voting format?
34:26–37:02
5
How did Phoebe Gates’ shopping app allegedly fake sales using cookies and affiliate links?
37:02–39:59
6
What did attendees report about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce at JuJu Smith‑Schuster’s wedding?
39:59–42:39
7
Why did Victoria Beckham become a viral meme after England’s World Cup match?
42:39–1:08:44
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