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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts.
It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. Yeah, that's right. Welcome back to the toast.
Jert's leaving today. I'm not leaving you guys. That could be confusing. I'm sad. Yeah, it could be confusing if you're dumb. Well, you just never know when we're like making an announcement when we're leaving.
One thing about us, we are constantly leaving.
We're literally never leaving. You could have said that about us like in the past.
The most stable forces in the podcast industry. If you want to do Toast at a Glance, we can go there. I mean, it's too early on a Monday to start Toasting at a Glance. Especially, we have so much to talk about today. The Knicks are NBA championship. The Alex Cooper hit piece has arrived. And I use the word hit piece extremely lightly. So much to discuss.
The girls are back together. I barely spoke to you this weekend because you were on a co-journer, Fred. I was. I barely spoke to you this weekend.
I forgot. Like, how are you?
I'm good. I'm wearing a t-shirt. Yeah. A little yellow t-shirt with a little pink pant.
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Chapter 2: What are the key highlights from the Knicks' championship win?
Kristen. That's what I thought you were going to say.
We have one tall friend.
I know. And every time we take a picture, it's just like, it's a gross inconvenience. We're in two different pictures. It's true. It's true. But that's how much we love her. She's not even tall, by the way. She's like normal, maybe a little slightly above average. Like we are not normal. So I'm just really happy for my good friend, Jalen. I think Mariska Hargitay, like,
I think somebody needs to take her phone away. I get that she's a really big fan and I would literally lay my life out on the line for her. She's contributed just as much to New York City as Jalen has. Jalen loves her, how exciting is that? Jalen keeps doing interviews about how much he loves her. But at some point, it gets to a point,
And like Jalen Brunson is married and like she's bordering on. So is she? Like, yeah. Where's Peter Herman in all this? She said that that the Knicks winning was better than her wedding to Peter Herman. Like, where is Peter Herman? He's being thrown under the bus. That's where he is. I'm cracking up. She's kind of.
And then she posted like a really intimate picture of like her hugging maybe OG or I think it was Jalen Brunson. And she blurred out the whole background. Her Instagram's an insane place to be right now.
And I just want to say it gets to a point. That's like Timothy saying that he'd rather the Knicks win than him win an Oscar. Yeah. Which I agree. Like there's always going to be another Oscar, another movie, but like another opportunity. Yeah. For the odds of Timothy winning an Oscar are much higher than the odds of the Knicks winning a championship up until now.
Yeah.
I'm happy for Timothy. I was shocked that Kylie wasn't there. Genuinely shocked.
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Chapter 3: How is Alex Cooper's media empire perceived after the Vanity Fair article?
Without further, right? Let's get into the stories.
You're right, you're right.
We could always bob and weave. But without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you do need to know.
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And I think you first got them like on Instagram? On Instagram from like this AI video, I believe that it was. And it was like a podcast talking about the ingredients that you need in your skincare to not age too much. poorly. And they were talking about all these ingredients, which sounded fabulous. And then they were like, and they're all in one pad. And the pads are on Amazon.
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I've been using them. So I immediately bought them. They're called the Renewal and Rejuvenation Toning Pads. They help improve the look of dark spots, uneven texture, loss of elasticity. With just one swipe, each pad delivers eight active ingredients, including niacinamide, snail mucin, and peptides. It's perfect for busy moms, summer travel.
Easy to use toning pads are a simple addition to your routine. Also with toner, like I never know how to do toners. So like putting it in a pad makes it easier.
So then I bought them. I was like, let me see like if they're everything that they said they were. At the time I couldn't do Botox because I was breastfeeding and they were amazing. I've bought them like four times now. And like, I think a hundred pads come in the box. And now that I am having Botox and using my pads, like I seriously look 12. I look amazing. And it's a pad.
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Chapter 4: What shocking confession does Emily Ratajkowski make about her marriage?
Number three. Yep. Emily Ratajkowski penned an essay for The Cut about the end of her marriage and her single era. And she makes a shocking confession about her sex life with her ex-husband, Sebastian Bear McClard. McClard! McClard, if you thought I wasn't going to pick an article about Sebastian Bear McClard, you were wrong. And also, it's kind of tea-filled.
One thing about Jackie is she is not going to let Sebastian Bear McClard sleep. No, I will not. She keeps her foot on his neck.
He is so integral to the lore of this show. You would not be turdy.
Chapter 5: How does Jackie and Claudia react to Emily's divorce details?
without and I don't think if Emily Ratajkowski had not married Sebastian this random person this you would not be turdy and I don't think it gets talked about enough that literally last summer I met Sebastian Bear McClard we took a picture together he told us that he knew about the lord of the podcast like this show's impact is just never ending like really so now we're getting like more information from their divorce I didn't realize they were married for four years like
Yeah, it happened quickly. It was also crazy because when they met and dated and got married, she was like the hottest thing in terms of like popularity. And everyone was like, who will she date? Who will she date? And she dated this like fucking random nobody. And like the whole saga, like the arc of it was so strange.
It was strange, but I actually don't think he was like such a random nobody because he's tall. He's taller than her and she's tall. And he's friends with famous people. And he's friends with famous people and he's very handsome.
And I just feel like he's an heir. No, but like the name Sebastian Bear McClare, like we hadn't heard it. He was not famous.
No, no, we hadn't heard it. But oh yeah, he was random.
People were shipping her with Zac Efron.
He was random in that sense. Yes. In terms of being unknown. But you know, the models, they like to go for like a business, like a... Yeah.
Remember when they like were squatting in their apartment and like refused to pay rent?
Of course.
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Chapter 6: What are the latest dating rumors surrounding Keke Palmer and Sean Evans?
Detailed, yeah, I would say so. She said her marriage collapsed over a period that felt both instant and excruciatingly slow. Apparently he cheated on her. That's what the sources have said. I think we knew that. that he's a serial cheater is what an insider said.
Then she talked about, you know, being a divorced woman, dating as a single mother, what she thought it was going to be, how she went through like sort of a big sex era. She talks about a bunch of the different guys that she dated. She said there was a vegan graffiti artist, a chef, Who thought he might have chlamydia.
Bobby Fly.
That's so Bobby Fly. A Spanish Gen Z-er who couldn't stop sending nudes. A heavily self-medicated son of a billionaire with questionable politics. Several Italians. And of course, another DJ. She said the list goes on. We have to go back to the billionaire son. Say it again. A heavily self-medicated son of a billionaire with questionable politics. Several Italians. Oh, then comma.
Then there's also several Italians that she dated. A billionaire son. I feel like it's like someone like the guy that Camila Cabello was just dating. So funny, I was thinking the same thing. Or like the one that added to Armas. Oh, she dated like a Cuban politician. Son. Son. The son. So maybe he's a billionaire. Of a dictator. He was a dictator, now that I recall.
Thank you.
Yes, yes. So that was controversial.
Okay, one thing about me is I don't keep up with Emily Ratajkowski. I do keep up with Sebastian Baer, though. I feel happy and pleasant in my life because of that decision. You guys are sick of me talking about this, but I find her whole brand of being a writer who always shows her boobs.
Don't look at her boobs. Don't look because she's a writer.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the dynamics in Love Island USA?
It's not me. We don't talk enough that she made out with Harry.
It's not me.
It's her. Yeah. It is her. So sorry that happened. Wishing you well. Good luck. Good luck.
you would actually there are a lot of like bids and bobs in this article you would hate it you would actually like when her book of essays came out like it was floated to me like you should read that book and it's like i actually should not no you should not you should not listen to that podcast speaking of i still have lena dunham's book unopened on my nightstand it is on my list of things to do i feel pretty good about the fact that like the hoopla is over so like whenever i pick it up i pick it up nothing's gonna get spoiled like it's all good yeah speaking of um people that we love
molly may and tommy fury had a boy and the name was revealed at his big fight this weekend and the name is midas it's actually crazy so many things one that both of their babies have been born like around the time i don't think he fights that much yeah around the time of a big fight which is just like really inconvenient or maybe he like spends the whole time that she's pregnant like training so that he's like right and then he's like oh i'm looking for a fight
Two, it's crazy that she went to the fight wearing a bodycon white dress two weeks after giving birth.
No, no, that's crazy.
I don't know which part is crazier, like the bodycon or the white.
I think the bodycon is crazy. And like, I just, it's just like, so not the Molly that we know, you know? It's not necessary. It's not necessary. And it's like, I would love to know more about that moment and that choice. Yeah.
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