Chapter 1: What alarming news did Dolly Parton's sister share about her health?
it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing welcome back to the terst happy worst hey jerst how you durst i durst good on this thirst day no it's wednesday damn sorry guys sorry to get your hopes up
That's okay. I knew it was Wednesday. So like your lies and your biases couldn't infiltrate my peace of mind.
But you know, it's a good Wednesday. It is. It's fine. It's all good. Wednesdays have a little bit of an extra pep in their step ever since Dancing with the Stars. came onto our screens on Tuesday nights.
It's actually so true. It's so funny. We get into these eras of toast where, like, the weeks have different, like, balance. Like, Tuesday's always dear toasters. Mondays are always chunky.
Chapter 2: Why are fans calling Charli XCX a 'real showgirl' after her photo with Kylie Jenner?
And then depending on the, like, TV schedule of the week. But, like, we start out the week really strong. Like, Monday's always party. Catching up. Tuesday's dear toasters. Wednesday's dancing with the stars. It feels so, like, correct. And then Thursday we get to chill. Yeah. Friday, Queenie and Weenie.
Yeah. And I think like the new Love is Blind episodes come out today or tomorrow. So we've got to stay up on that. See what these unwell folks are up to.
Hey, Brewsdale.
Chapter 3: What did Francia Raisa say about being snubbed at Selena Gomez's wedding?
I didn't realize Bruno was showing up to work today. Hey, Brew. How you doing? How you brewing?
He's doing good. He's been working really hard. He's trying to buy something special for Magnolia. So he's taking on more shifts at work and just being a responsible individual.
Love that. Like, welcome to the party. Bruno, we all have bills to pay.
He's literally taking up more of the chair than me, which is, like, so unacceptable.
Because you're literally two people. How are you feeling?
Thanks for asking, Koji.
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Chapter 4: What can we expect from the upcoming season of 'Molly-Mae: Behind It All' on Prime Video?
I'm... It's nice that you asked me. I'm getting by. The mornings are the easiest. And like when I go to bed at night, like getting into bed, that whole process, the last few hours of the day are so difficult. Last night I had like more pains and aches than ever before. And throughout the night, like I toss and turn and every time I flip over. That's the worst.
Every time I flip over, it's either like round ligament pain or like cooter pain. It's like pain. But then by like 7 a.m. when I'm sleeping, I am officially comfortable. Reset.
yeah just in time just in time to get up but like my belly feels lighter i'm like not hurting as much um i know we've spoken about this before but like pregnancy needs to come with a handlebar in the bed where you can literally hoist yourself up because you can't sleep on your back and you can't sleep on your stomach so you just go like especially later on in pregnancy you go side to side side to side side to side to side to side and to go from side to side is i imagine it's the strength it takes to do an iron man
It is, bar none, the most difficult physical challenge in a lifetime that one could possibly experience.
Chapter 5: Which couple received the first nine of the competition on 'Dancing With the Stars'?
And if there was just, like, a monkey bar, like, right in front of me, like a pull-up bar, that I could use that. Like, give me that.
Yeah, it's really true. Like, there's no good way to do it because if you try and come up first to sit to an upright position, you just need to sit up. Ow. You actually need to wake your partner, for real. Like... I'd be shocked if I don't because I'm always like, ugh. Yeah, right, right. And you know he's like pretending to sleep. Like, he can hear you. He's like, everything okay?
The worst, can I do anything? No.
You know what's so crazy about you is that you're really not into baths.
Chapter 6: How did the judges score the performances on Disney Night?
And I imagine you would at this point like really thrive in the tub. I found baths so medically necessary.
I don't know how I would get out of one right now.
Oh, wait. Getting out was always a two person job. And you have to be like really comfortable with your partner because they're going to have to help you get out of the tub. But getting in and just getting all the weight off of your bones like you could just float. I would highly encourage if you have a few extra hours later tonight, like take a bath.
I did baths in my first pregnancy with her. I actually remember, like, I bathed a lot. I even got my meat thermometer in there to make sure it wasn't over 104. I'm like, I want all the heat I could get. Yep. Then with Charlie and, like, the surplus, I didn't do any baths. Yeah, of course.
Chapter 7: What were the standout moments from the latest episode of 'Dancing With the Stars'?
Because I was like, I don't want, like, the water. Afraid. I was just afraid. No, I'm afraid. And then I just, like. No, I'm afraid. Gotten into that habit of, like, not taking baths. Even though last night I was actually thinking, because I've been having a lot of, I don't know how to describe it other than cooter pain.
I don't think that's I don't think you need to describe it any better like that's perfect major cooter pain I didn't have it in my other pregnancies like and it's been like months now like serious cooter pain I was like a bath sounds nice yeah highly recommend I'll think about it you also have a pool I'm not swimming either I don't want the chlorine in my cooter
That I actually understand, even though like you could not keep me out of a pool when I was pregnant.
No, but like that's just like that's based on nothing. If I asked my doctor, they would be like you made that up. And I didn't make it up, but it just it seems weird.
Listen, you're allowed to make up whatever you want.
For sure.
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Chapter 8: What are the predictions for next week's performances on 'Dancing With the Stars'?
It says to you in an abundance of caution, like why are you mad, bro? Correct. Sorry, I love my baby too much. Like why are you mad, bro? That I don't want to swim. I also just like don't like swimming.
I know. Jackie's like so not a fun person to vacation with. Like she's just like doesn't like to tan either because she's like porcelain skin, which I understand.
I like the shade.
And she just like reads in the shade. Like fun.
Amazing. Best day ever.
I'm like drinking in the sun. Like we're so different. We're so different. That's crazy. That sounds like a misery. Heaven. Heaven. Must be missing an angel. They wrote that song about you.
That's so sweet.
Dancing with the stars, or as I like to call it, buffering with the stars. I still have, like, no Wi-Fi. The Verizon man came yesterday. He, like, showed me his special machine. He walks around the house. Tell me about that. Okay. He has this machine, and he walks around the house, and, like, when the Wi-Fi is good, it's green, and when it's really bad, it's red.
So he's walking around, walking around. I have green everywhere, green everywhere. He goes to the corner of my bedroom. Where your TV is. Red. And he said, there must be something in the wall. He literally said, I can't fix it. Like, go fuck yourself. And I said, oh, okay, thanks.
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