Bye Bye Bachelorette: Friday, March 20th, 2026
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Why was Taylor Frankie Paul's season of The Bachelorette canceled?
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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Chose and happy Friday. Hope everybody had a pargy weekend and is getting ready to have a pargy weekend. I hope everybody had a pargy week, period, and is getting ready to have a pargy weekend. It's been a crazy week, honestly. Looking forward to putting this one to bed. It is. It is like a historic week. Oh, yeah. News wise. I mean, I was just talking about myself and my party week. Every week is party, but it's just been like a lot. So I'm excited for a relaxing weekend. Well, not relaxing, but to not get out of my job.
Can I ask you a question? I was watching TikTok this morning, as I do when I get ready to prepare for the show. And I was watching a podcast clip and somebody was asking the other person, like, are you happy? And then, you know, happy. Like, do you have happy moments? Because I don't believe that anyone in this life is like truly just like happy. Capital H. And I was like, wait, what? Like, first of all, so I wanted to ask you, do you think you're happy, like a happy person? Oh, that's two different questions. Yes, I agree. But then also, do you agree with that sentiment being like, no one in this world is like capital H happy? No, there are people who are happy people. They're rare.
What led to Jessi Ngatikaura's husband filing for divorce?
I feel like... I feel like... I am one of those people. Like, I really feel like I'm a truly happy person. Generally speaking, you're a happy person. But when I think of the people who are happy, capital H, who, like, never have, like, an unhappy moment. Margo Lewin. You're not one of them. Yeah, yeah. So, but yes, you are, compared to the gen pop, like, you are a happy person. Yeah.
What happened between Usher and Justin Bieber at Beyoncé's Oscars after-party?
Josh Peck talked a lot about it in his book. His book was called I Hate Happy People. And how, like, he used to be jealous of those people who would just, like, have that innate, like, joy. And I'm, like, I read the book. I'm, like, oh, he's talking about me.
What did Demi Lovato clarify about her Heart Attack performance?
No, so I think there's, like, happy people who are just, like, always happy. and they're like special and then i think there are people who are happy in their lives who are just like enjoying life i feel like i'm both like actually and i am i don't think i'm like radically happy you're not about to happy no but i am um i'm very happy yeah me too you know and like i'm very happy lowercase h lots of happy moments i think i'm happy i think we're happy people and this is a happy show and i think that's why we are people are like extremely drawn to us Yeah, I think it's nice to be happy and to aspire towards happiness. Because you don't have to be happy all the time.
What is the premise of SNL's new short-form series, The Rundown?
We're not psychotic.
How do Queenie and Weenie of the Week segments work?
But that's always the goal. And that's what we hold in high esteem. Yeah. So you agree. You think we're really happy. I think we try to be. Yeah, we do. We do. Some days are hard. Yesterday was hard for me, you guys. I had such a fucking bad day. But it's like hard. You can't measure day to day. It's like there's so many different measurements of happiness, like overall happiness, day to day, moment to moment, you know, like moments of joy. That fuels the rest of it. Even if the rest of your day was like shite, it's like, oh, I'm happy in this moment. Yeah. Well, today's episode is just crazy. Yesterday was... I want to say like one of the biggest days for pop culture entertainment news in the last decade. Like I can't remember.
The thing I keep thinking like comparing it to is a little bit like Scandaval, just in terms of its bigness and how much it's like breached just pop culture. Yeah, where I'm like, is the president going to address this? Yeah, Scandival is a good comparison. I was thinking like that Bachelor in Paradise pause that happened. It happened so long ago, so we forget how big it was. But at the time, it was the biggest thing that ever happened. Yeah, that's a good comparison. And also, I compared it to Scandival because I remember thinking at the time, like, if you didn't watch this show, like you were missing out on like such an interesting saga.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why was Taylor Frankie Paul's season of The Bachelorette canceled?
0:03–1:25
2
What led to Jessi Ngatikaura's husband filing for divorce?
1:25–1:48
3
What happened between Usher and Justin Bieber at Beyoncé's Oscars after-party?
1:48–1:57
4
What did Demi Lovato clarify about her Heart Attack performance?
1:57–2:31
5
What is the premise of SNL's new short-form series, The Rundown?
2:31–2:32
6
How do Queenie and Weenie of the Week segments work?
2:32–8:53
7
What are the implications of the recent news on Taylor Frankie Paul for the Bachelorette franchise?
8:53–13:43
8
What insights were shared regarding celebrity relationships and public perception?
13:43–1:00:19
Speakers
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