Cardboard Coji: Friday, January 23rd, 2026
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What is Harry Styles' new single 'Aperture' about?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Yeah, that's right. It's the end of the week does feel a little bit undeserved because it was a short week thanks to Martin Luther King and the wonderful work that he did. So I'm just taking for what it is. I just want to acknowledge I didn't work that hard for this Friday. Oh, I feel like it feels deserved. Four days is still a lot of days. I mean, you're telling me should we talk about your slut strands?
Oh, yeah. These are Chris Appleton. Chris Appleton. Now I can finally wear my hair like this, which is one of my favorite hairstyles, especially on a Friday.
Why are fans upset with Ryan Reynolds' email to Colleen Hoover?
As you know, my hairstyles do correlate to the day of the week. I And now I'm back with my strands.
Okay, Streisand. I'm Stranberries. Totally. We're both rocking our new Chris Appleton haircuts. I heard somewhere, and please, again, I just hear things in comment sections, so always take what I say with a grain of salt.
When she says I heard somewhere, I learned somewhere, I just found out, it's from a comment section.
What insights does Hayden Panettiere share in her memoir?
Apparently, if you wanted to book Chris Appleton for a haircut, it's $100,000. Because not anyone could just do it. So if you want Chris to come to you randomly, it's $100,000.
Or you can start a podcast, work really hard for it at eight years, slay with your sister every single day, never give up, never back down, never give up on your dreams. He will come through on his book tour as a press stop to this podcast you've been working so hard on. And you can ask him to cut your hair as a bit.
For free. Or you could start a GoFundMe.
Or you could pay $100,000.
Yeah. I don't know. Both are a tall task. I just want to say, I didn't even style my hair this morning. This is still Chris's blowout. I didn't have any time until I put any heat on it. It's looking amazing, and it does feel like a $100,000 haircut.
Yeah, you look like $100,000. Thanks.
What is the significance of the anti-AI campaign supported by Scarlett Johansson and others?
Which, in this day and age, it's not a compliment.
You look like a billion bucks. I just feel like I won't truly be happy until I have a billion dollars.
I've heard that like the best amount of money.
Where have you heard this? A comment section?
Probably, probably. Or like something like to be super wealthy, but not like, you know, out of touch and more money, more problems. The sweet spot is 200 million. That's what I've heard.
I don't know.
What financial implications arise from Kyle Cooke's breakup with Amanda Batula?
I just don't think I would be happy. Like I really don't. I feel like I would, cause you know me, I always worry about money and it's like,
What are the highlights of the Queenie and Weenie segment?
No, I think like 200, I would still be worrying. Yeah.
Okay. I'm just telling you that's what I've heard.
And then I feel like when you have 200 million, you start to run in like really fancy circles of people who have like 500 or a billion and then you just feel poor. You feel less than. Yeah. And I don't want to feel poor.
Yeah. But I feel like once you get into the billions, like it's definitely toxic and... You're insane. And so, you know, I've heard that 200 is a really good amount to have.
I believe that 200 is a good amount, but I just want to say, like, I happen to know just a few billionaires. Okay. And they're wonderful people. They seem happy. But maybe that's just more so like a reflection on me. Like I attract really positive billionaires. Not the negative toxic ones. Even though I think that like billionaires is just a term now for like very, very wealthy. And like probably a lot of the very wealthy people that I think are billionaires are just like multi, multi, multi.
Are 200 millionaires.
No, like 500.
And they're very happy with their 200.
And they're good people, you know? They're just people, you guys. Us billionaires, we're just people. We're just like you. Except like happier. We have an amazing show. It's Friday. So I just feel like the energy is going to be extremely positive. The Traders Recap, which now Traders is releasing episodes on a one a week basis, which I do feel like I didn't know that.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is Harry Styles' new single 'Aperture' about?
0:03–0:52
2
Why are fans upset with Ryan Reynolds' email to Colleen Hoover?
0:52–1:13
3
What insights does Hayden Panettiere share in her memoir?
1:13–1:59
4
What is the significance of the anti-AI campaign supported by Scarlett Johansson and others?
1:59–2:30
5
What financial implications arise from Kyle Cooke's breakup with Amanda Batula?
2:30–2:36
6
What are the highlights of the Queenie and Weenie segment?
2:36–1:05:44
Speakers
2 identifiedMore from The Toast
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