Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Thursday. Hey Jacqueline, how are you? I am good. Happy Thursday, latter half. Weird week.
gang gang latter half weird weak energy WWE agreed 100% SummerSlam WWE and speaking of that reminds me I really have not seen enough celebrities during my time in LA like have you been going to their well you saw one yesterday who Shane Dawson oh my god you guys wait yes wow I had the longest day yesterday okay I saw Shane Dawson So there's your celeb spotting for the day. Great.
We were at the Beverly Hills Hotel having lunch and this enormous cyber truck pulled up and I was like, oh, I wonder what like tech douche lord it's going to be.
Chapter 2: What were the highlights of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2025?
Shane Dawson comes out. And let me tell you, it looks exactly the same as he did when we like we're all watching his docuseries, like the tight. black jeans, the combat boots, like same look and everything. As much as I'm not a fan of Shane Dawson, like I do miss that time. I miss who I was. Like I miss every, the energy around it. The Shane Dawson, Jeffree star collab. What was it called?
Conspiracy. Yes. The conspiracy theory palette or something. That was the conspiracy palette.
Chapter 3: How does Sofia Richie Grainge embody quiet luxury?
Like that they had us buying those eyeshadows from like inspired by Shane Dawson selling makeup. It just goes to show the power of marketing. It's so true. Cause like. Why would I be- What the fuck does Shane Dawson know about makeup?
Chapter 4: What surprising revelation did Gwyneth Paltrow share about Timothée Chalamet's girlfriend?
Why would I be inspired to buy makeup from Shane Dawson? Like, I don't know, but I did it. And the whole point of the docuseries was like trying to turn Shane Dawson into some sort of makeup guru when he doesn't wear makeup. Like I- That's also the power of Jeffree Star because like Jeffree Star's stamp of approval onto Shane Dawson made it so that- It meant everything. I was buying the palette.
And then what was even crazier was that like after the show aired and they had shown colors they were going to put in the palette and one color didn't make it. And the fans were like, oh my God, but we love that color. It was a green. So then they made more palettes and they just swapped out one color and like it's still sold out.
Jackie, like to this day, it's one of the highest grossing makeup palettes of all time. Like it was insane.
Chapter 5: What led to the breakup between Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas?
No, it's a masterclass in mass psychosis. Yeah.
Chapter 6: What are Britney Spears' thoughts on Kevin Federline's memoir allegations?
And group think. You just had to be there. So I don't. Jackie, the fact that you. Me. Me. I remember at the time... Jackie, the fact that you is what makes... Most powerful marketing campaign on the planet that I was buying makeup from Shane Dawson. The Communist Party of China has not even been able to get to Jackie.
Chapter 7: What are the main themes of Love Is Blind Season 9?
She's really not infiltratable. No. But Shane Dawson got... It's really Jeffree Star. I just want to say it was really Jeffree Star because I really fell in love with Jeffree self. Mm-hmm. And I just remember watching all those episodes of the docuseries on YouTube. I remember we were flying to LA. I'm downloading them on YouTube so I can watch them on my flight.
I do miss that time, even though I don't recognize that person. I was a part of something massive. It was fun to be excited about something. It really, really was. So thank you for reminding me. I have, yes, I've seen now two celebrities. But... Are you going to seek out more celebrities? Well, I was pretty sure I saw Al Pacino at the Cheesecake Factory last night.
I just couldn't 100% confirm it because I don't really know what Al Pacino looks like. Yeah, so it probably wasn't him. I don't know. We were in Beverly Hills. You should go where the celebs go. Well, Kathy Hilton goes to that Cheesecake Factory once a week. Well, I told you you should go to Nobu Malibu. Yeah, I know. There's a lot of things I should do. Sorry, I'm busy. Yeah but you have to eat.
So true. You still have to have dinner and lunch and breakfast. That's three times a day that you could see a star. Nobu Malibu. It's so true. Yeah. Today is Thursday, which means the show is so chill, right? Did you catch up on Love is Blind? I watched the first episode that dropped. Me too.
This is like the part of Love is Blind, I'm not going to spoil anything, that I feel like they really drag it out. There doesn't need to be four or five episode drop batches, like two or three.
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Chapter 8: How do the dynamics of the couples in Love Is Blind reflect real relationships?
Well, I said this to Zach last night. I feel like when Love is Blind first started, the apartment living part was like longer. The process wasn't like two to three weeks. It felt more like four to five to six weeks. And I felt like cameras picked up like once a week in the apartments and they would like recap us on like the fights that they had that week.
Right now, I feel like we're seeing every minute. They're only two weeks in the apartment or less before they get married. And I feel like we're seeing every waking minute because they're literally saying this morning my mom came over and then the afternoon they're doing tuxes like. Yeah. I feel like in the past they've let them sort of breathe a little bit and then caught us up every few days.
Whereas now we're watching everything like watching that. And then also they don't know how to edit. I guess their editor got sick because they don't know how to trim a fight to like the amount of fight that we want to see. Cause I don't want to see all that. I don't want Calambria. I'm talking about Annie and Nick's fight, her drunk. I'm sorry. That's I don't want to watch a drunk girl fight.
telling her boyfriend he doesn't love her enough. That's not interesting television and I don't need it to go on forever. She's fucking awful. I fucking hate her. She's awful. I think the temperature is that Nick is the bad guy in the relationship. We'll get to the recap. I don't think so.
But even among the cast, they're all saying Nick feels so calculated and everything he said was always just like... I'm sorry. She's crazy. You're not going to get me to be on her side. No, I actually really started to come around to him in the last few episodes. Me too. I'm like, this is a man who has his shit together. No, okay. You know what? We're getting into recap territory.
But anyways, the editor, I don't know what happened to the editor. I hope Rufrua Shalema, you need to get back to work because these episodes are not being edited. Yeah. Yeah. And they're like not the most interesting people on the planet. So we'll do a TV recap and then the stories are. The stories are. Describe them. Are good.
It's like, you know, any like if it was a different Jax today, like I could have even picked like five different stories. They're all sort of like interchangeable, you know, nothing like, oh, heavy hitting stuff. Feeling very spontaneous. No, not spontaneous. Just interchangeable. And maybe with a dash of spontaneity. No, I don't think that there's really a spontaneous.
Because I feel like what you just described is kind of like textbook definition of spontaneous. No, well, then I described it wrong because they're not spontaneous. They're just sort of like interchangeable. There's just like a lot of like mid-stories today. Maybe like sporadic? Mid, I would say. I hope not sporadically, of course. And then I also started another show yesterday called
Okay, she's the queen of TV. Nobody wants this. Oh my God, she's four years late. Thank you for finally watching. And I'm really enjoying it. And I'm excited for season two. Season two is coming out. We've been reporting on it a lot. A lot of like new familiar faces are joining the cast. So I was like, I'm going to get in on this. And I'm like halfway through the season.
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