Donna Kelce Renovation Foundation: Tuesday, July 7th, 2026
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What are the details of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding invite?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.
We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. I hope everybody's having a great day. My flu-like symptoms have subsided minimally. No, you've like crossed over. God forbid. You've peaked. Yes, yes, yes. And I'm back, ready to go. We have not actually a lot to discuss today because Love Island, last episode, could have been an email. Was a piece of garbage. And our Love Island takes are so deeply unpopular, it's insane that people were so mad what we said about Carl and Aniyah.
Really? You guys weren't ready for that. But come back in a year and let me know how that aged. Those are the Amaya papaya stands. Yeah. Yeah, they are.
Why was Prince Harry disinvited from Buckingham Palace?
Feels good. Yeah. We will bore you with Love Island at the end of the show. Right.
As just want to remind everyone, the weekly programming has updated slightly since Love Island. Dear Toasters, which was originally on Tuesdays, is now on Thursdays to make room for our hugely unpopular Love Island recaps.
And after last night's episode, I've doubled down on the fact that I will not be watching automatically next year.
Yeah. Last night's episode was particularly bad. We'll save it for the Love Island recap. Before Love Island, I tried to watch soccer. Right. I was so bored.
What news did the Jonas Brothers announce about Madison Square Garden?
And I was getting annoyed that Love Island was ruining my life because it starts at 8.35 and the FIFA World Cup started at 8 and I really wanted to be like a girl who watched sports by 8.35 I'd really seen everything I needed to see soccer is so boring and I feel like we were talking about like why has the whole world become obsessed with soccer just like hasn't taken in America and it's not for lack of trying yeah Messi plays for Inter Miami David Beckham came to LA like it just hasn't taken off in the way that other leagues have and it's because it's boring
like that's it's as simple and as complicated as that i just feel like you sort of have to be there you know in what sense like to be in the stadium and feel the energy oh and we lost by the way but i also find like a lot of sports watching on tv like boring now i can find the joy in it because but now i like like watching football because there's all this like lore and you know the players and stuff but i think like the way it felt watching soccer for you yesterday was the way it felt for us watching football five years ago it's like well i have no idea what's going
What are the latest updates on Ariana Grande's outings with Ricky Alvarez?
And also, I actually know the rules of soccer. I know the game. It's taken me a really long time to understand football. At least if I'm watching soccer, I know what's happening.
So I think that when Taylor Swift started going to football games, the MCs, everybody stepped their pussy up. The networks had more graphics. They were explaining it to people because a lot of people were new here and they weren't understanding the rules and stuff. I have a lot of criticisms for also the MCs and the Fox Network. Bad job. Bad job all around. Where were the graphics explaining it? A lot of people watching in America, this is our first time.
What is the collaboration between Girl Scout Cookies and Krispy Kreme?
We have no idea what's going on. We needed that Taylor Swift level of introduction.
What happened in the latest episode of Love Island USA?
We needed interesting graphics, perhaps a chart.
They do that for the Olympics too. They explain every athlete. It was just like a live stream.
It was a live stream with some grumpy old men in the background who I wasn't even listening to. It was so boring. And Cullen was so confused because I thought the World Cup was streaming exclusively on Peacock, and I could not find it in English. And I was like, where is the English? It's streaming exclusively on Peacock in Spanish. Everything else is on Fox. So it took me, I watched the first 15 minutes in Spanish. That is confusing. It was extremely confusing and overall, like, not a positive experience. I really wanted to get into it, but then we lost. So, like, I don't think we're going very much further.
I think that's it for the U.S.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the details of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding invite?
0:03–1:02
2
Why was Prince Harry disinvited from Buckingham Palace?
1:02–1:31
3
What news did the Jonas Brothers announce about Madison Square Garden?
1:31–2:21
4
What are the latest updates on Ariana Grande's outings with Ricky Alvarez?
2:21–2:51
5
What is the collaboration between Girl Scout Cookies and Krispy Kreme?
2:51–2:54
6
What happened in the latest episode of Love Island USA?
2:54–3:33
7
What changes are happening with The Toast's programming schedule?
3:33–4:21
8
What are the implications of the discussed celebrity interactions?
4:21–1:01:34
Speakers
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