Chapter 1: What did Kris Jenner's 70th birthday party look like?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. I am honored and a little threatened to be sitting down with today's co-host. It's Shannon Ford in a crop top, I believe a Gucci one.
It's Fendi and I'm pulling it down. It's not, I don't want it to be cropped. I'm...
Like this was supposed to be an episode about like postpartum motherhood. And I'm over here in my sweats and I'm like sweating with breast milk coming out of my nipples. Me too, me too. And you're looking so insanely gorgeous. I want to throw up. You're really not really welcome here with this energy. Hello, Shannon Ford. Welcome to the toast.
Thank you so much. I'm honored to be here. And also I understand and I'll do better. I'm listening and learning.
Thank you.
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Chapter 2: What recent developments are there about Kelsea Ballerini and Chase Stokes?
You look gorgeous. Thank you. I'm so excited to have you on the toast. Literally, like, Shannon and I were always best friends. I want you guys to know, like, we've been best friends since the day we met. Like, she's probably closer than me than she is with Jackie or Margo. But we have recently become just sort of inseparable. Our babies are what? Like, three months apart?
Yeah, I thought about that the other day. Three or four. But I think three and a half. We did the trenches together. We're here. We're going to do our best not to be, like, so new mama. But, like, we have to. Do you find yourself, like... like not being able to stop talking about new mama thing.
Yeah. To the point that actually I was like talking to Courtney and I was like, okay, for my next special and for the next episode. And she's like, here, you love this journey.
Chapter 3: What backlash did Shay Mitchell face for her toddler skincare line?
Courtney's also a mom, my producer. And she's like, do you want to stay just all full pregnancy, full mama? And I was like, oh wait, okay, you're right. I should like talk about other stuff, but it's all consuming in the best way possible. And I don't want to talk.
I have nothing else to talk about.
Chapter 4: Did Kim Kardashian pass the bar exam?
I find myself like writing, like creating Instagram stories and just deleting them. Cause I'm like, I don't know how many stories I can make about Ruby's nap schedule, but it's so interesting.
No, it is interesting. And it's funny because I worried that I was bothering you with certain like calls about breastfeeding or whatever.
Chapter 5: What Halloween costume did Rachel Lynn Matthews wear with Orlando Bloom?
And then I realized how much I care about it. And if anyone were to ask me, I'd be like, let me tell you everything. And so I'm like, hopefully you are the same way.
And it's like, what's the point in going through this journey and learning so much if I can't pass it on to the next mama? So true. And to the mama who passed it on to me? Yeah. You have to pay it forward, you guys.
Yeah, yeah. And I also, you're just as psycho as I am and militant with some things. So it's really helpful because sometimes you talk to people who are like, girl, babies aren't robots. It is what it is. And I'm like, right. But if she was for the day, if she was AI baby for the day, what would you suggest we do for that part?
a hundred percent i'm so aligned with you and it's so funny because like now i'm in florida and we've taken our routine down south and like everyone's just noticing like how kind of crazy i am because like i'm in a house with other people usually like me ben and ruby and they're like all giving me side eye like i don't give a fuck like yes we will cut the day short for the nap okay so true when i took her home to my parents i was like i cannot remove her from her
great-grandmother, her namesake from her arms. But I was like, but so, okay. The nab. If we could just independent sleeping is something we're trying to do.
I'm cracking up.
It's so hard.
Sorry, grand. Sorry, grandma. They just got to independently sleep.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about the current state of celebrity culture?
No, I obviously let her hold her. But yeah, it's just, it's been so wonderful. And It's just the best thing ever. I can't believe that. I need like seven more. And I know that's also toxic to say, and I should be the mom that's like, oh, I need a minute. But like, if you gave me seven right now, I'd be like, okay, I'll figure it out.
Same, same. Now, Shannon is here to do a lot of things. And again, I find myself like really trying not to slip. Slip. Into like just mama things. Yes. And... And we'll do our best to, like, rise above today. Because we do have amazing stories. Like, Kris Jenner's birthday over the weekend. Oh, yeah. So many good things to talk about. Like, it's a real Monday episode.
But I do want to just, like, do the pre-facify better. Just, like, talking about mama stuff. And, oh, my God, wait. Speaking of mama stuff, I wanted to talk about this. So many people tagged me, and I appreciate it. There was a By Heart infant formula recall over the weekend. And they're, like, one of our biggest sponsors.
So I just wanted to mention it in case, like, someone hadn't heard about it. Oh, my God.
Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about motherhood and career balance?
What? Sign what? Oh, my God. Okay, Ben, not you. First of all, get out. I have an Instacart order, and they need me to sign? I just hear him whispering in the distance. Now you're coming in.
Don't shoot the messages.
Okay, what do I do? You're just going to take my phone? Yeah. Okay.
Go through it, Ben.
Well, I'm in the middle of an important announcement as well. All that to say, we talk about By Heart a lot. They're one of our biggest sponsors, and they had a recall over the weekend, and I did want to mention it in case you guys hadn't heard about it and you are By Heart mamas. Check your lot numbers.
They released the batch numbers, and so just cross-reference it with the ones that you have to make sure you're not a part. Google it.
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Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on the impact of social media on parenting?
I'm sure you've heard about it, but in case you hadn't, I did feel like a responsibility to mention it because it was kind of big news over the weekend. Fair enough, yes. So not to be like, you know, darkness, but did want to mention that. Now, Shannon, how's your feeding journey going?
It's going good. It's, you know, when you regulate, I guess like if you're not a mama listening to this, you produce a lot. Some people are blessed and fortunate. I am a sole member. Some might even consider me a president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. I know that this isn't a correlation to how much milk you produce, but I just wasn't picturing being like a huge, massive oversupplier.
Producer.
Yeah.
And your girl was straight milky girl. Like it was dairy factory. I felt very blessed. It was great. And I think my daughter got really used to that, that flow. You know, she's a good eater and she really liked that. She liked to be waterboarded by the titties. She really enjoyed that. And- Who doesn't? I like to be waterboarded like with my lunch as well. Agreed. Agreed. Eat slower.
Not interested. So yet when my milk regulated, which is basically if you like didn't breastfeed, it's when your milk is stops going from being such an oversupply and starts regulating to just the amount that your infant would need regularly throughout the day, which isn't like an extra 20 ounces.
girl was not happy with it she was like really frustrated with the today because it just wasn't waterboarding her anymore so we had to i had to like you know take a deep breath and just keep putting from a baby that like latched great and was so wonderful to then all of a sudden it's kind of like when you mentioned how great ruby was napping and all of a sudden it's like naps go to shit i'm like she's such a good latcher she's such a good eater i produce so gallons and gallons and gallons that all of a sudden she's like screaming crying throwing a fit and i'm like shit
yeah so the thing is is that it's going good though it's just kind of you have to also i forget you told me this but like being a baby is really hard so i'm always just like listen i got you you have to like like it's just like it's so sad when you think about the pov of a baby yeah yeah you barely say they're hungry all the time they're everything hurts their bellies like it's so sad it is sad i know she'll be like oh my baby but i'm like you got this you got this i'm like trying to give her words of encouragement she's like bitch i don't speak english stop shannon do you have a good voice like singing voice
um no but like like better than most but not like a good singing voice but definitely better than better than most yeah I was an honor choir like every once in a while I have the kind of choir I have the kind of singing voice that every once in a while in the car someone will go okay if I like hit her really good no no not she's really good but like I'll just be singing bad and then maybe like I'll sing good one thing and they'll be like okay and I'm like well now you know you have to sing like now well I brought it up
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