Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025
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girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing
Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. We missed you all. The swirlies are back together. Yes, yes, yes, we are. Haven't seen you bitches since Thursday. Hope everybody's doing well. How are you?
The lie detector determined that was a lie because we did podcast together on Friday.
Oh, I meant the swirlies like the listeners.
Gen pop.
GA, yeah.
The general population. It's true. But we can't not talk about what we did on Friday because it was so important to the development of this show. Don't you feel?
We definitely are on to something in terms of like a new segment, a new something where Jackie and I on Friday, there was no episode. Do you think an installation? something like I don't know maybe like the first of the month I don't know we need to figure out how to incorporate this so basically on Friday there was no episode of the toast Jackie was traveling and so we did later in the day get the chance to catch up and we recorded a podcast episode together and the premise of the podcast episode was everyone's always giving Jackie shit about the stories and they're like let's see if Claudia can choose the stories so we both chose five stories and we wanted to see like same day we only had one day's worth of stories
So it's basically like a big pop culture episode with 10 pop culture stories. But the fun and game of it all was that like we were also competing to see if we chose any of the same stories, how many out of five we chose. I think we were thinking like, you know, maybe three of them would be similar.
I thought three would be the same.
I don't want to spoil what happened. It was truly one of the funniest episodes. And we also just got like great pop culture chatter.
So many stories. The result was shocking to me. And we had a lot of fun. And we also did so many stories that day. So if you're looking for certain stories that came out at the end of last week, like they're probably in that episode.
Olivia Munn coming for the Blue Origin astronauts.
Olivia Munn being the voice of the people.
Correct. Big news in Susan Boyle's world. Like there's a lot to discuss. It was such a funny episode.
It really was. So head over to patreon.com slash a toast for that episode.
Also head over to ShopToastMerch.com. Last week we had a fabulous merch shop. I know everyone was loving getting everything that they wanted, and I'm so happy for you. A couple of the items that sold out went into pre-order, so don't worry. You'll be able to get them. But I did want to let you know pre-order ends tonight. So if there was anything you wanted that you haven't been able to purchase yet, just letting you know pre-order ends tonight on the tote, the t-shirt. So head over to ShopToastMerch.com. Get your orders in.
Get your things. I feel like that's it on the self-promotion for the day. Do you feel? Yeah.
No, I'm good. That's all my promo. Now here's what I have to offer. I have to offer a White Lotus recap. I have to offer a weekend recap. I want to hear about the Rascal Flats concert.
I have to offer a Rascal Flats recap, a little girls trip, girls weekend in Estero.
Should we put in the episode description, like, timestamps for self-promotion. Ends now.
ends now it's the weekend recap what do they call it on weekend weekend update weekend update you guys Thursday night I went to rascal flats I actually crossed the state I know you're familiar with alligator alley but um I went that highway in Florida is fucking turn if you've okay so it takes you from like south Florida to west Florida east Florida west Florida
Oh, I guess that makes sense, yeah.
But the whole middle of the state is the Everglades and it's like swampland. So that highway, there's no towns to get off at. It's about 50 something miles with no fuel stops, no rest stops, no nothing. They call it Alligator Alley. There is one...
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