Chapter 1: What happened to Diane Keaton and why is it significant?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the Terst. It's the worst girls you've ever met on Opposite Day. Hey, Jax. How you doing? On Opposite Day and the Tuesday of what is now a short week.
Thank you to Mr. Columbus and the Indigenous Peeps because we are starting off the week as shorties, which we always are. In a parjalicious kind of way. In a parjalicious manner. I've really been saying parjee so much. I realized that I have now replaced parjee obviously for like, wow, she looks beautiful. Wow, she looks parjee. But it has also replaced okay.
Somebody's like, does that work for you? Parjee. P for parjee.
Chapter 2: What can we expect from Taylor Swift's new documentary on Disney+?
Yeah, it's really so infiltrated my vernacular. That kind of looks like a gang symbol. Gang, gang, parjee gang. I love that. I love your gang, Pargy. Me too.
Chapter 3: What sparked dating rumors between John Mayer and Kat Stickler?
Well, I think that's great. When in doubt, Parge it out. Title. Oh, I was going to say Pargy gang.
I love that actually love that at the bare minimum we have a great title if the rest of the episode goes to shit like we're good who gives a damn now we're like every other podcast like great titles terrible episodes with us we have the worst titles you would never know it's the most amazing episode even though I would love to phone it in for this episode and like just bank on this party title we actually have so much to catch up with each other on so much to discuss like
Chapter 4: How did Lauren Conrad and Kristin Cavallari resolve their feud?
the stories are pargy the girl the hosts are pargy we haven't like really facetimed in a couple days so like i don't know what's going on with you i want to hear about la like i want to hear about food taking hollywood so like unfortunately this episode is going to be amazing maybe tomorrow we could phone it in i mean we could try it would actually be harder for us to put together a bad episode than it would to be to put it together a good episode sorry not to be annoying it's just like facts
Well, speaking of all of the above, how's Los Angeles treating you? Well, if you had watched my vlog from Sunday, you wouldn't need to ask because on Sunday it was actually Ben's idea. We had woken up at the crack of dawn as usual and he was like, oh, he's becoming such an L.A. creator. Jackie, the Amy Winehouse level pushing that's going on in my home, like you have no idea.
It's just we're mere moments away from Ben being like on the streets.
Chapter 5: What is Kylie Jenner's latest campaign about?
He, it was his idea and it was true because we were having like such an LA day. We spent so much time in the car and I really did want to vlog it. So I won't spoil too much, but if you're like curious about what life is like in LA, a lot about like Ruby's schedule in there too. We went to the Cheesecake Factory. We went to Josh Peck's son's birthday party. It was like so LA. Check it out.
That's actually a really good question. I want to say no, besides for Josh. And it was the first time seeing Josh in person since I saw his sex scene. Did it change things? I actually couldn't look him in the eyes. That's fair. That feels right.
Chapter 6: What advice can be offered to listeners in the Dear Toasters segment?
I had to wear sunglasses. So are you loving the Angelina lifestyle? Well, no. I'm not hating it, which is huge for me. Yeah. Yeah. And there's definitely things that have merit. We went to Erewhon. We went to Erewhon. What did you think about Erewhon? So it's just a grocery store. And it's very, it's just like a fancy, it's like a Butterfield or the kosher grocer is very similar.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the current state of Kylie Cosmetics?
They have just like better produce than your average and fancier, more expensive brands of like tortilla chips. So that part wasn't, earth-shattering. I think what people really go there for is it's like a restaurant. So there's like a hot bar. Like the prepared foods. There's a coffee bar. The prepared foods. Prepared foods greater than other foods. Agreed. You know how I like my food? Prepared.
That's what's so great about the Hamptons. Like we go there for two months for prepared foods. Provisions. Like people need to start preparing more food. Agreed. And I happen to have celeb spotting at Erewhon in the prepared foods section. I saw Brie and Nikki Bella. Fun. Yeah, they were so Brie and Nikki. Do you know what I mean? Like Nikki was glammed out to the gods.
Her hair was long and huge and she was wearing a full face and Brie was like wearing a flannel. You would never know that Brie was famous if they weren't together. You know, they're really a package unit. So we went to the prepared food section. We got lunch. We've actually been now twice. Ben also went back for the juice bar. You know, they have their smoothies and things. And it was good.
It was good. Like... It's just food. I don't know what I was expecting. Magic? When we went to Round Swamp this summer, we were blown away. I wasn't blown away. You are capable of being blown away. What was impressive about it is it's really organized. You should see how many people work there back in the hot food section. They know. We went on a Friday at noon. Bad idea. It was lunchtime.
Chapter 8: What are the highlights from the advice segment this week?
Their offerings are vast. I took a video, but I forgot to post it. I got these Thank you. Asian noodles. Fucking amazing. And that was like the thing I got that I was like, I'm not going to eat the mac and cheese party. It's hard to fuck up mac and cheese. No. And then I also. But people like get too big for their britches. It can be done. Yes, it absolutely can be done.
And then I also got the chicken fingers, which were so bad. And I was shook because like chicken fingers are so easy. It's actually like hard to mess up chicken fingers. And then Ben was like, I thought it was weird that you got the chicken fingers. I'm like, why is that weird? He was like, because they were turmeric chicken fingers. I was like, what? He's like, do they taste like weird at all?
I'm like, no. And they actually didn't taste like turmeric. I didn't like them because there was like a weird taste. They were just like plain and like really subpar. He's like, yeah, I thought it was really weird that you chose the turmeric chicken fingers. And that is weird. If you and Ben were a dish, you'd be the turmeric chicken fingers. I love that. It's really beautiful.
And it's not tasty. It's not tasty. It was just like very meh. So all that to say, I think what's most impressive about Erewhon is like this big grocery store that's really clean. Like everything on the shelves is fresh. They're always in stock. It's just like a beautiful place. I don't think so much what they offer is like unique, you know? Okay.
and i just want to say as somebody who frequents the whole foods hot bar quite a bit it's also really good like they just i don't know i think they just display things really nicely it's so la you know like speaking of la i've made an observation I said to Ben, I'm like, we are the only fat people here. Like it is not a chubby city.
And of course, when I said that to Ben, we were walking in the street and then we saw like eight fat people in a row. But it was just like plants. Yeah. Industry plants. Nobody here is fat. And everyone here is actually so skinny. That's like good. You know, it's a healthy city. Yeah. It's just a bad place to hate yourself. You know, it's a bad place to be in when you're struggling.
That I understand. But I think that should be like a credit to LA that like it's a healthy town. Yeah. Lots of inspo. I guess people could like be like skinny and not healthy. Very true. Not you being toxic yet again. I mean, are we surprised? No, but you could also be healthy. But they also just live a healthy lifestyle out there. But they're also all on drugs. So it's like, are they healthy?
I don't know. So true. Have you been doing drugs? I haven't started doing drugs yet. And that's because I'm breastfeeding. And so once I'm done breastfeeding, I will, you know, get on the drugs. And I also haven't seen any drugs. You know what I mean? Oh, so you're not really in it yet. No, I feel like I'm hanging out with the right people. You need to be at Chateau Marmont. Doing drugs. Yeah.
Yeah. Totally. How about you? How was your long weekend? My weekend was nice. Really another relaxing weekend. We really can't take on too much, but I did something really special for Jack's self and I got a prenatal massage. And let me tell you, I'm getting another one and another one and another one. It was really wonderful to just relax in that manner. I felt very relaxed.
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