Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
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What is the latest merch from The Toast?
This is not a joke and this could be you because new merch is dropping this week. Claudia and I are both wearing Pargy Wears from the new collection. I'm wearing the Gargi Pargi set. It's a cream set with a little bubble font, a little swirlitude. I would say the vibe of this outfit is swirlitude. What would you say yours is?
I would say the vibe of the entire collection is probably having that swirlitude.
Interesting. I think that's like a really big statement.
Yeah. I mean, we. He really.
I don't want to.
I do. I do. So, yes, that's right. Happy April Fool's. Not a joke how pargy our new wares are.
Not a joke that you could be this pargy in mere days.
We have so much. We have so much. Let's get organized, okay? We're so disorganized.
We take off one day. Chaos! We miss so much. Not even, like, news stuff. Like, just in our business. We have to get our house in order.
Well, I know we felt like we had yesterday off and we did, but hopefully the toasters did not feel as such because yesterday Jackie and I released content after content after content. Our episode with Andrew Schultz was launched yesterday on YouTube and on podcast. If you missed it, the reviews are in like he's a toast favorite.
Yeah. He's so swirly. And I feel like sometimes people might skip guest episodes if they don't know the guests. And like, even if you don't know Andrew Schultz, like it's an episode of the toast. The vibes are so swirly. We're just being a couple of girlies. My husband listened to it, which I was like nervous. Cause like I talked about his toenails, but he loved it. Oh my God. He was raving. He was like, that was just so entertaining.
So hopefully you guys didn't feel like we left you out in the lurch yesterday because of the Andrew Schultz episode. And then we dropped a bomb ass vlog. Jackie vlogged her entire, well, not her entire. We had this kind of crazy whirlwind 24 hours in New York City while Jackie was here on Thursday where we recorded with Andrew Schultz. We shot a commercial and we vlogged it. It was so funny. Ben was in it. It was really like a pargy, kind of like a perfect vlog, if you will. That's on the Patreon. So yesterday, everybody was fed.
Everybody was fed yesterday. And honestly, I'd rather have recorded a thousand episodes of the toast yesterday than do what I did, which was travel. I just had a miserable travel day. Thankfully, I got a lot of sleep last night. So I'm like coming back to myself. But I am just I need to get righted, you know.
Well, thankfully, you have party wares to do so. So it's kind of been a while.
We need to talk about party wares, because like if you had me sitting here in a suit today, I wouldn't be happy.
Let's have an open and honest conversation about merch. You know, Jackie and I made a decision a little while ago that we were going to have all of our merch be like open season pre-order. We didn't want anyone to be able, you know, to miss getting the exact trial and error.
I remember the last time we did like things to order and it sold out so quickly and people did not get what they wanted, which is a bummer for everyone. So we were like, goal is everyone gets what they want.
Right up until this point, our merch has been just kind of open season. You can get any size, any color, pretty much anything you wanted. The only caveat was that the shipping took, you know, between five and six weeks, sometimes longer, but that's the way we were able to make sure everybody got what they wanted. And for a while, I think people were happy with that. But then, you know, impatience kicked in And in our last merch shop, we heard your cries. You were not happy with the wait time. So for this merch shop, we're doing things a little bit differently, which is why we wanted to come on here and explain. So spring merch, if you want to check out the collection, it's on our Instagram. It's really party. We've got hats. We've got mugs.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the latest merch from The Toast?
0:36–9:50
2
What happened at the Gazillion Bubbles Show?
9:50–14:51
3
Why was Claudia upset about the volunteers at the show?
14:51–19:47
4
How did Myrtle Beach become a surprising detour?
19:47–38:42
5
What's the story behind Sydney Sweeney at Glenn Powell's sister's wedding?
38:42–58:23
6
Why did Morgan Wallen abruptly exit the SNL stage?
58:23–1:21:59
Speakers
2 identifiedMore from The Toast
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