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Chapter 1: What are the latest updates on Dakota Mortensen's domestic assault investigation?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. Thursday. Oh, you're just like too busy to say Thursday. Yeah, I'm just too busy. Okay. You want to know something about us today?
We're wearing coats. We're both wearing little jackets.
Chapter 2: How does Miley Cyrus feel about Selena Gomez's appearance in the Hannah Montana special?
It's fucking freezing. I mean, it is in the 60s today, which makes you wear a jacket, but there's a difference between like wearing a jacket because you're cold and then also like it's part of our outfits and we both like incorporated jackets into our outfits today. I don't know why you're acting so surprised. Like we're extremely stylish and we're individuals. But I also just meant simpatico.
course that we have to go nature that I'm working on. We're kind of like Irish twins. Don't you find? No, if anything, Olivia and I are closer in age. Sorry. I just would like to point out once again, not supporting my calls. I'm just going to start pointing it out. Thank you. And I just saw one person. What do you want me to say? We're not Irish twins. But we are simpatico.
We're not just sisters. You couldn't even understand a little about what I was saying? Yeah. We're more than just sisters is what I was saying. I guess we're Irish twins in the sense that we weren't born twins, but we act like twins. Okay, so you're agreeing with my call. I guess that's how I feel about Harry and Charlie.
Chapter 3: Why did Bravo pause 'The Real Housewives of Miami'?
Like they are being raised like twins.
Chapter 4: What are the highlights from the Baywatch reboot set?
Great. I have twins. And I am supporting your call in that. Like I think Charlie really thinks he's a twin. I think that like I have triplets, you know? Yeah, for sure.
Chapter 5: Who were the celebrities revealed on 'The Masked Singer' this week?
Oh. I have the love of three triplets. Who?
Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about the dynamics of reality TV relationships?
Like which three are you referring to? Ruby, Ruby, Ruby. Like, like there's so much love there. I might as well like have had three children for how much like I, how much love there is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Another good call. One of your best. Did you finish secret lives? I did.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts analyze the impact of social media on celebrity culture?
I was up so late finishing. You had to finish. We're recording early this morning. This episode is going to drop before the sun comes up. Thanks, Daylight Savings. Because we're also recording a very fun Patreon after this. So it's just a busy, busy, busy. But yes, I had to finish so that like we could discuss in full with context and everything.
And it will be the first story is like the latest news and our thoughts on Slumber Recap because that's the lead story. Did want to update everyone.
Chapter 8: What are the hosts' predictions for upcoming reality TV seasons?
Our businessman of the week has been updated. And I think it was time for, no offense, Dr. Mike. Love you so much. But Connor is doing a lot of great work. It's kind of turning into good husband of the week. The theme is supportive partners. Yeah, which is a good thing to celebrate, but that's not what the frame is for.
Actually, the thing about Connor is the reason why he's in the frame is because he's not a businessman. He quit his job. No, he's the magician of the week. Right. What's so funny about us, you want to hear what's so funny? It's like we said we would. Do I ever.
this is this is it okay we said we wouldn't do business women of the week because like feminism whatever but inadvertently every businessman of the week has been a man who supports a women in business so we are inadvertently uplifting women in business by celebrating the men who allow them to do it only the last two by the way no but also the inaugural paul salem It was all about Nicole Kidman.
Dr. Mike to support Bridget so that she can be a boss babe. Connor to support Whitney so she could take over the world. Even though we said it wasn't about business women. Let's just course correct then, because I don't want it to be about business women. Ergo, it's about, no, no, we can't help ourselves. I know. It kind of also just feels like the frame. That's how matriarchal we are.
It kind of more so just feels like the frame is like celebrating just the person of the moment. I think it's celebrating great humans. Okay. People who use the word humans. I hate humans. Hate. Yeah. I need that energy people have for the word moist. Like, let's use it for that. I have a couple words that really bother me like that. Okay. Obviously, any of Claudia's calls. No, no, no.
Like, obviously, empathy. Only because it's overused. It's overused. It hurts. You know what's getting up there? Narcissist. There were two things I saw this week. I didn't watch Southern Charm reunion, but I saw a teaser clip of like everyone calling Craig a narcissist. And that's not a good use of the word. It's not a good use of the word. Like we've seen Craig on TV for a very long time.
He has his faults. Sure. Right. Narcissist. Like we are overusing the word when it's like really one of the most damning labels you can slap on someone. Yeah. But that's like, so the culture to like overuse the label. You can be selfish without being a narcissist. I think selfish is self-centered, conceited. That's not narcissism. No.
You know, I think people just say that when they don't like someone. Like, that's not going to work. Someone who's selfish. That's not narcissism. Yeah, narcissism is like a true sociopathic label. Yeah, like a psychotic behavior endangering others around them. So I also have to say, please welcome our businessman of the week, Connor Leavitt. And yes, we know that their last name is Leavitt.
Like, you don't need to comment that, you guys. Like, we know. We sort of like thrive on saying it wrong. We thrive on pronouncing every letter in a word. You think we don't know the last name Leavitt? Like what about my friend from middle school? Sammy Lovett. Sammy Lovett, who does the, and with that, the 2026 season comes to an end. That is literally our favorite fun fact.
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