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The Toast

Idleness is the Devil’s Workshop: Tuesday, January 13th, 2026

13 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What news did Harry Styles share about his Madison Square Garden residency?

3.946 - 34.772 Claudia Oshry

Good morning, girlies, it's The Toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday. And you know what I'm choosing? I'm choosing love. I'm choosing joy, and I'm choosing you, Miss Filet. How you doing? I'm darn good.

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34.812 - 49.541 Claudia Oshry

How are you, Miss Turtle? Turtle's just turtling. She kind of wants to hide under her shell because she's shy. Oh, are you feeling shy today? No, but I'm feeling like I want to hide under my shell. What's this weather? Two days in a row, no sun. I know. You don't know what to do with yourself when it's not sunny here. I know what to do.

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Chapter 2: What did Brooks Nader reveal about her lip filler experience?

49.761 - 60.062 Claudia Oshry

Go home. Like, why the fuck would I be here? When it's not sunny. It's like... Maybe we should make a chili. Like, no, I do that at home. Like, that's what I do. You don't want to make a chili here in this state.

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Chapter 3: How did Colleen Hoover update her fans on her health?

60.462 - 77.035 Claudia Oshry

No, I'm like such a beach bum, you know? You are a beach bum. I love the beach. So what did you do yesterday, though? It was cloudy and we weren't together. I got a manicure. Like, I don't like it was just like indoor things. Yeah. And I just want to say, like, Florida does not have New York beat on the indoor things.

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Chapter 4: What humorous comment did Rihanna make about pregnancy?

77.285 - 80.63 Claudia Oshry

Probably not. Florida has New York beat on the outdoor things. Of course.

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Chapter 5: What is the potential link between nose picking and Alzheimer's?

80.65 - 98.82 Claudia Oshry

So when you remove that sort of element, we're not left with much. Well, we have the mall. You do have the mall, which, thank you so much for reminding me, I'm now one month into my ZipBound journey, and I've lost eight pounds, which is obviously amazing, especially, you know, given the holidays. Things were working against you. 1,000%. There were munchkins in the office yesterday.

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99 - 106.272 Claudia Oshry

Oh my God, I thought you meant like, Jackie, you can't say that. No, that was us. From Dunkin Donuts. Yes, there were munchkins and I sniffed them and left.

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Chapter 6: What advice was given during the Dear Toasters segment?

106.292 - 115.417 Claudia Oshry

Like I'm literally a beacon of health and wellness. It's insane. I didn't have one. That made it sound like I had one. And I didn't.

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Chapter 7: How does the show discuss the importance of vulnerability?

115.437 - 133.846 Claudia Oshry

And I'm also proud of that. By the way, because if I was a breastfeeding mom and there was a box of munchkins in my midst, there would be no box of munchkins in my midst because I would have housed them. Yeah, but I was just not starting off my day like that. I might fall for a munchkin at 3 p.m., 4 p.m., but not when we record at 6 a.m. They're not going to catch you.

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Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on balancing personal and professional life?

133.886 - 138.353 Claudia Oshry

We record so early. We do. Oh, speaking of, did your husband get home so late last night?

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139.3 - 155.599 Claudia Oshry

He got home late-ish. They played basketball. Did you hear what happened? Yes. Oh my God. I need to know your thoughts. Literally, I was cracking up. Zach, Jackie's husband, plays in this weenie boys league. Pick up basketball. Pick up basketball. It's like, you know. Bunch of dads. It's so cute. Picking up basketball whenever they can.

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155.739 - 174.041 Claudia Oshry

And they asked, Zach asked if Ben wanted to join while we're here. Because Ben loves to do a weenie basketball. Ben loves like a grown man pretending to be NBA player type of thing. And Ben has been going now like for two weeks. He says, it's really fun. It's a great game. And last night, I feel bad saying it too.

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174.361 - 196.029 Claudia Oshry

But last night, one, like literally five minutes into the game, like one of the dads dislocated his knee. Ruptured his knee. And had to be taken to the hospital. Like hashtag, this is 35. Hashtag, I'm thinking of his wife. Cause I told Zach, if that were you, I would of course take care of you, comfort you, support you. I would be so mad at you. What? What do you mean?

196.289 - 218.87 Claudia Oshry

You went out and you broke your knee and you have to go to spend the night in the hospital. He was having surgery as Zach was telling the story and what you're going to be not able to walk for how long? Right, right. Like parenting is a very physically. It's a two person sport. 1,000%. I was just also laughing because obviously it's terrible. I hope you guys are okay for real. But it's so funny.

219.031 - 236.899 Claudia Oshry

These are a bunch of now old men playing basketball. Five minutes in, one of them breaks their knee. Oh, I was only thinking about his wife at home being like, I let you go play with your friends and now the next three months are ruined. Yeah, I guess if Ben did come home with an injury. No, even a small one. I would just be like, that's just neither here nor there. A small one you can ignore.

237.079 - 254.598 Claudia Oshry

But imagine he had to go to the hospital. Seriously fucking crazy. So those boys better think twice. Yeah. I don't know if I'm going to be like, so like, yeah, you should go. Cause Ben always, every like every the last two weeks, he's been like, should I go? It's like late. It's at eight o'clock and I'm going to bed. He's like, should I? I'm like, you know what? I'm very encouraging.

254.618 - 272.138 Claudia Oshry

Cause it's good physical activity. I do think he comes back feeling better. So I'm like, go, go. I don't know if I'll be so like encouraging next week. I never thought I never saw this danger. It's kind of how like professional athletes really shouldn't be like, you know, skateboarding on the weekend. Yeah. Because. Dad should not be engaging in high risk activities.

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