JUST&T Married: Monday, July 6th, 2026
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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday after July 4th, after Taylor Swift's wedding, after a major double recoupling of Love Island USA.
We are back with the two hosts, probably the only two people not invited to Taylor Swift's wedding. It's Jax and Claude. Hey Jax, how you doing? I'm doing good. I don't feel any sort of way about it. She actually was not very like inclusive of influencers.
You know what?
She doesn't have a lot of influencer friends. I thought the same thing. No Jake Shane. I saw Becca Tilly was invited. As a plus one.
I actually only saw that this morning.
Yes, but she sort of represented the influencer cohort.
She did represent the influencer contingency.
Yes, I didn't see a lot of podcasters, even though a lot of, you know, athletes do do podcasts. Jason and Travis are podcasters. Oh, of course, of course. But, no, I did feel like a big fat loser this weekend. That you weren't there? Yeah. Did you really? I felt like a big fat loser. Oh, I so – I don't know if you're joking. No, I felt like a big emphasis on the fat loser.
How do the hosts feel about not being invited to Taylor Swift's wedding?
Oh, I just felt like it had nothing to do with me. No, I was very much like having FOMO. Were you? Yeah. We don't even know what went on there. I know. So many people are like – of course. I'm so excited that everyone's so excited that we're back. Yes, we moved out to the Hamptons. We'll recap yours and all of that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Last you saw us, we were in our studios.
We're in a new studio.
We're going to deep dive so hardcore into the three pieces of information that we were given. But there's nothing besides the guest list and, of course, what everyone was wearing. And there are a lot of major shocks and major snubs. But what else? Besides the guest list, the car that was raffled off. Yeah. The tent. The tent. yeah no and the little like musings we've gotten from people like the gma hosts like did their best spoke a little bit the president of amc theaters like wrote a sonnet about it and then deleted it yeah so of course our first story will be taylor and taylor so much happened this weekend we're all caught up on literally we're all caught up on love island unfortunately we're all caught up on love island i
I just want to say, like, I'm ready for it to be done. And I just want to say, and someone, like, play this for me. Next summer? In 11 months. Okay. I am not necessarily watching Love Island again, like, automatically watching. They have not earned the right. I'm not going to watch when it drops. If the season is picking up steam a week or two in, I will watch. But, like, this has been hot garbage. I agree. After last season, I do feel like they earned my automatic... watching this season has not made me want to. I think they really need to do an internal audit about how they can improve. There's so much that needs to be done. I think that the show is weirdly based on the UK version of the show, but they've taken all the good elements out of it and like made it gross.
No. And also like I don't like watching with the Love Island fan base. With the voting public. They're awful. They're wrong with all their takes. They reward the wrong people for the wrong things. And I don't want to be a part of that cohort. That voting block. Because then America votes and it's worse. And it's worse. That's true. And I feel that it's an important time to remind everyone. We didn't vote for Amaya and Brian. We didn't vote. And now this season, Anaya is Amaya. With her casa boy who's going to go right to the top for no fucking reason. Thankfully, I do believe Brittany and Trice are... Trinity and Trice are pretty much guaranteed to win so that we can't have another Amaya, Papaya, Anaya, and Carl thing.
But one thing about us, we are not on the Anaya and Carl train. Actually, we've made Love Island a story because there was two recouplings.
What details about Taylor Swift's wedding are revealed?
Fifth and final going into TV recap, we'll talk about Love Island because a lot of you have your brain cells left and aren't watching and we won't subject you to it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:03–1:15
2
How do the hosts feel about not being invited to Taylor Swift's wedding?
1:15–3:39
3
What details about Taylor Swift's wedding are revealed?
3:39–5:00
4
What surprises and snubs were noted in the guest list?
5:00–41:33
5
What celebrities were spotted at Taylor Swift's wedding?
41:33–41:46
6
What are the reactions to the intimacy of Taylor Swift's wedding?
41:46–43:08
7
What drama surrounds Ashley Tisdale's new TV show?
43:08–44:47
8
How is Love Island's current season being received?
44:47–1:24:46
Speakers
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