Keep Your Man Ugly: Monday, December 2nd, 2024
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What are the latest Vanderpump Rules Season 12 updates?
Good morning, Millennials!
Welcome back to the Toast, and happy Monday that, if there ever were a Monday, today would be the one.
If there ever were a Monday. It's so funny how last week we were going on and on about how the days didn't feel like the days, and how silly are we because the rest of the year is just... We could write it off. No. No. We got hit over the head with a Monday.
Jackie, I don't even know how we can continue on, like seriously even begin the show without acknowledging where the hell you are. You guys. ¿Dónde está Jax? ¿Dónde está La Fole? La Fole es en Estudio Nueva. If you're watching on YouTube, you're probably like, what holiday extravaganza is Jackie filming from?
What a bright time, it's the right time to rock the stage at Gizno.
Yeah, she really wanted to promote Gizno, so she rented this studio.
This is for Gizno. No, I have so much to update you guys on. I have a new studio. No, I'm kidding.
I moved.
We've been talking about a rebrand. This is it. No, I am in Dallas and we had to do toastiness today. And so I booked a studio here in Dallas and so far it's been so pargy. I didn't expect such festivity, but I'm loving it because I am so excited.
the elk of a spirited woman. No. And the thing is, and this is not going to be a relatable sentiment to our listeners. So you guys, I apologize. But when you are like as homegrown as we are, everything we do, our studio, we built ourself, our tech, we run ourself to just walk into a studio and have everything done for you. Like, okay, am I Mariah Carey? It's like, Claudia, I was just about to say it's Mariah Carey. And you have nothing to worry about. Like I sit here in my studio while we record and every probably 10 minutes, you probably see my eyes. I just check to make sure we're still recording that the camera hasn't died. Like I'm always checking my things. You have a staff. Okay, staff.
Yeah, no. So I'm just kind of like talent today.
Yeah.
Walked in the studio, went to work. My brother-in-law drove me to work this morning. I've got my thermos full of coffee. You're so suburbs. I can't. I'm so, but the thing is, I already live in the suburbs. I'm so Texan.
You are. I'm so Texan. This ain't Texas. And it's been great.
And this is like a really great way for us to travel and work. It's so true, by the way.
See the great studios of America. If, you know, you know, barring there's no like tech issues afterwards and I'm able to get the episode up. Like you are free to move to Dallas. I'm loving this studio that you're at. This curtain is gorgeous. And we'll just have to get you like some wallpaper and you're good.
Yeah. Also, I just feel like every studio brings its own energy. And not only does this studio give me a je ne sais quoi, I had the worst night's sleep of my entire life last night.
What happened?
Like, I couldn't fall asleep, stay asleep. The boys were like up, you know, rotating alarms. I think my aura ring in total said I got like four hours of sleep. They're concerned over at Aura. They're like, girl. Headquarters. Stop what you're doing.
They're having a meeting about it.
Plus, also, the craziest thing happened to me this weekend.
what oh did i even tell you well no you didn't because you've literally been ignoring me for for weeks i haven't spoken to you seriously since the toast on thursday wednesday i have not spoken to you i mean we did finally facetime last night so you could see for 10 seconds i didn't we didn't even have swirly chat so we haven't swirly chatted since the toast on tuesday i seriously know nothing about you i don't know where you are nothing about you and you don't even know what like what i've been through this weekend
No, we have so much to catch up on, like on a swirly level before we even get into the Fast Five.
Which are juicy.
But what happened to me, I don't know if you heard through the grapevine, but like I was struck down on Saturday. I had the worst stomach bug. 24 hours. Oh my God, both ends? Could not get out of bed. What'd you say? Both ends? I know you don't like to talk about it. Not, not Noro style. Just like, just so strange. I can't even pinpoint what it was.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What are the latest Vanderpump Rules Season 12 updates?
0:00–6:05
2
What was special about Hailee Steinfeld and Josh Allen's engagement?
6:05–8:10
3
How did Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's families celebrate Thanksgiving?
8:10–10:51
4
What do fans think of Jacob Elordi's new look?
10:51–11:34
5
What was the controversy surrounding Taylor Swift's Billboard clip?
11:34–1:20:12
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