LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
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How did Claudia and Jackie start their podcast episode?
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday. That just kind of, you know, crept up on us.
Crept up on us, yes.
Hey, Jax, how you durn?
I am durn good. I'm durn spread thin is how I'm durn. I feel like I just can't catch up with myself. Do you know what I mean? You ever feel just so behind on things? I feel behind on things.
Why is Claudia feeling so behind on things?
No, a really annoying personality trait of mine is like, I don't leave stones unturned. Do you know what I mean? Like if something comes in, I'm getting it done that day. They call me the sweeper, you know? Like it's not a perfect system, but I don't relate to that particular feeling. What are you feeling, you know, left behind on?
Well, I just feel like ever since this weekend, like I'm just constantly trying to like catch up with work and like just cleaning, putting my clothes away, just like a million things. And then something else comes up and I keep like having false starts on all these sourdough loaves. Like I just, I don't even have the time to do my sourdough. That's how you know. That I don't have two hours in my house where I'm not sleeping, where I can preheat the oven and bake the bread. I have not made a loaf. I'm attempting to make one today, but that's the real marker. Are you trying to make a loaf because you have company? Yes, because I have company. Shannon's coming. I have to have a fresh loaf for her. That's disgusting if I don't.
You better get to work.
Where's Shannon staying?
Upstairs or downstairs?
Right now, my loaf is... I'm going to say it. My loaf is retarding in the fridge.
I can't believe you just said that.
That's literally what it's doing. That's a technical word. I know.
Are you going to be okay? If your loaf is retarding, your loaf is retarding. Like, who are we to deny that? My loaf's experience. Right. Your loaf's lived experience.
My loaf is retarding in the fridge. When I'm done here. Okay, we know. When I'm done here, I will preheat my oven and I will have it ready for Shannon.
And what does that mean? Cooling down?
Yeah. So like basically the bread keeps proofing. And you want it to proof like 10, 12 hours, but then you want it to stop proofing immediately, immediately. So you want to slow down slash retard the proofing process.
It's like a flame retardant, right?
Yeah.
Like that puts out a flame.
Yeah.
It immediately stops the.
Yeah. So we are stopping the proofing. And when it gets cold, then it no longer shall proof and it won't get overproofed. And then it can be ready for baking.
Wow, okay.
Like, not the faking community with the slurs. Slur. You wouldn't expect it from them.
That's the thing about language, you know?
Yeah, that is the thing about language. Like, things meet, like, not everything has changed, that has kept up with the times.
No, and also, like, that's how, like, in the UK, if you're talking about a cigarette, some people reference it as a F slur.
Mm-hmm. Wait, which word? Cigarette. Okay, okay. What do they call it?
An F slur. Fuck? Yeah, Jackie, I'm not going to say fuck. You know which word I'm talking about.
No, I don't know.
For the queer community.
No, I don't know.
And so when people say it, it's a little bit old school, but still like it's a perfectly, I think, acceptable way to reference a cigarette in London.
Well, you know what? I'll have to ask James.
Yes, you will. Yeah.
British camper.
Well, thank you for telling us about the retardation in my fridge. Stop. Stop it. I get a free pass.
Sorry.
No, it's not even a free pass. You're talking about bread.
I'm talking. I'm literally stating facts. I'm sorry.
Jackie, the thing is, you've done nothing wrong. Can we please change the subject?
We can. The good news is.
We have a business to run.
All of that is happening because Shannon is coming. And I'm so excited to see my girl. She's performing tonight at the Dania Beach Improv. I'm going to go catch a show like sophisticated lady that I am. And I'm very excited for our evening and our slumber party.
No, that's really fun. Which room is she staying in, upstairs or downstairs?
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