Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly.
It's the toast. They sound amazing. Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast, day two of having a gargi-pargi Grammy award-winning intro theme song. Hey, Jax, how you doing?
I'm doing good, and it's nice that it's day two of the theme song, but it's day three of the week. It feels like we're cheating the week a little bit, because you would expect it to be a Tuesday, but then it is a Wednesday. That's so true. So, life hack, drop a new song on a Tuesday.
On Tuesday.
On Tuesday. We're so glad to see the reception from the song.
Everybody feels the way about it that we do. No, let me tell you how relieved I was. I don't know why, but I was just like, we're going to launch a song and everybody's going to hate it. I feel like we've kind of been in a hater era recently with the frames and people like, I just feel like every time we do something, they're like, I can feel like it was not, should have been this way. And I was like, I can't wait for them to say they didn't like the one we chose or that the production was bad. And I didn't even see one negative comment. I cannot believe how much people loved it so much.
I saw one negative comment and she was like, I see that I'm the only one who's thinking this, so I'm probably wrong.
A self-aware troll.
I kind of love that. She wasn't even trolling. She was like, I don't even want to give voice to what she was saying, but she was very much aware that she was the only one.
Well, I'm so glad that people loved the song as much. Of course it was a she. You're telling me.
Of course it was a she because 98% of our audience is women.
Our listeners, 98, like it's literally 99. I'm so glad everybody liked the song as much as we do. And I'm so glad everybody's like excited to be listening to this thing every day before the show. But I did want to address like a little bit of the controversy around the song.
Oh, okay. So there is controversy. Do you know this? Tell me and I'll let you know.
You know, eagle-eyed viewers were quick to point out the lyric change.
Yes.
The original song that Becca, who is the swirly, who won.
It's Jackson Turdy, we're your hosts.
And when we got in the studio. No, never. When we got in the studio, we decided to change Jackson Turdy to Jackson Claude. It's just more timeless. It's more timeless. Like it is my government name. And I think if you come to this show, you know, you're getting Jackson Claude and then you learn you're actually getting Jackson Turney. It's a little bit inside baseball. It is. And I wanted the song to be for everyone, like new listeners, potential new listeners. And, you know, as much as I think Turney is here to stay, nicknames also do evolve. So to record it and make it like, you know, in the record books. It's Jackson Turtle.
Or we just like keep re-recording the song every time you change your name. It's an expensive venture, but I'm down. Yeah, no, but Jax and Claude are the hosts of this show. Correct. We can riff off that all day long, but when you come to this show, just know we're Jax and Claude and we're your hosts.
It's your favorite shoe. Oh, when I sing it to myself, and I was singing it all day yesterday, I get really crazy by the end. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. And then also I've added a couple of riffs. Tell me if you guys have also been doing this. I feel like it's the natural progression of the song. We'll start your day off swirly, twirly, girly, shirly, nurly, pearly, nurly. It's the toast. I could go on literally the whole alphabet.
Clink.
Clink.
Oh. Where was that idea when we were in the studio?
Like, every great thing that we do, it will evolve in six months. Like, maybe a re-recording. Maybe, of course, people were asking for theme song 10-minute version, which we'll have to work with Becca on that.
No, the clink is actually inspired. And I just wanted to know, like, where that... You're so the queen of coming in with, like, the best idea at the worst time. I know. You're still mad about bad blood for the era. I am. I'm still mad about when you gave me an idea for the era store outfits by a group of girls that, like, the day before I left for Nashville. So... It's kind of becoming your thing.
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