Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
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What is the vibe in the new podcast studio?
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Chosen Happy Wednesday. It is hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of people that I love, it's Jackie and it's Claudie. And we are in a brand new studio. As promised, we are doing the Lord's work and trying out all the podcast studios this area has to offer today.
Some people try out all the pizza. Some people try out all the bagels, coffee. We are trying out all the podcast studios. And I feel like Goldie Rocks because this one- Goldie Rocks.
Goldie Rocks.
This one feels just right.
I know, I'm kind of like loving. So. We do say that everywhere we go. I know, we did love yesterday's. We'll love today's too. The thing is, is it's really beautiful to see the business of podcasting booming in such a way. Yeah. And having so many options for studios. It's really beautiful. I'm loving today's setup. You know I love sitting behind a desk. I am still feeling like not my most beautiful self. I've even been blowing out my hair while I'm here. So the sunglasses today, they may come off, but they're on for now. She's on vacation time. She's on island time. On island time. And we have such an exciting episode. So it's Wednesday, which means the vibes are high. You know, we're humping someone you love.
Why is the new season of Love is Blind disappointing?
Don't forget to get your pillow humping saddle and do just that. But we also are going to be doing a little bit of a TV recap. Jackie and I... Endeavored. Unfortunately committed ourselves last night to watching the first two episodes of the new season of Love is Blind, which is something that doesn't sound so crazy, right? Yeah, we do it all the time. And I don't know why it was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. It's a show that I absolutely love. And I was actually excited for Minnesota. I thought, you know, we'd really get to know the elk of Minnesotans. And unfortunately, I think we did. And I think it's not a good elk because, oh, my God, so dreadful. We will be doing so. Jackie and I both watched the first two episodes, although I did watch the first like five minutes of the third episode because we finally got a review.
And I also did see a clip of a woman. It's definitely a spoiler for later in the season, but it's what's happening. And I'll talk about what I saw.
So that'll be at the end of the show. But in case you haven't seen it yet, you can, we'll have timestamps in the podcast description. And the Love is Blind first two episode season recap is at the end of today's episode during the TV recap section. It was truly one of the worst experiences of my life, just so you know. And I hate to like always be so negative, but that is the energy. I hate to always be so truthful. Yeah. I hate to always be forced to speak my truth.
Yeah, but there's no other way around it. Like it was really bad. Apparently it's like six episodes of pods of nonsense about these people who really think that both liking Taco Bell like means that you should spend your life with someone.
No, it's almost like you asked AI to generate a season of Love is Blind that is giving like choogy millennial. Everything was like, oh my God, I'm such a foodie. Like, okay, who isn't?
I was bullied too. Yeah. my dad also makes really good steak yeah it was so i love christmas so vanilla and every time they agreed on something that was like so basic being like i love oxygen the things that they agree on do not make a relationship and they're not having deep enough conversations or i hope they're having deep conversations and we're not seeing them but they're literally showing us every time someone farts oh my god i don't remember this much conversation I think a couple things. I think it's hard to get into the later episodes of the show when we don't know why they had such established connections in the first place. So I feel like Netflix is like, we want you guys to see how these people connected.
That way, when they are engaged or whatever, like there's just more because I felt like in some of the other seasons, I'm like, we never saw them talk.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the vibe in the new podcast studio?
0:01–1:03
2
Why is the new season of Love is Blind disappointing?
1:03–19:18
3
What happened with A$AP Rocky's shooting trial?
19:18–23:57
4
Why did Blake Lively file a complaint against Justin Baldoni?
23:57–31:21
5
How does Mindy Kaling celebrate her Hollywood Walk of Fame star?
31:21–34:04
6
Are Dear Toasters submissions real or fabricated?
34:04–1:12:08
Speakers
2 identifiedMore from The Toast
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