Chapter 1: What did Mariska Hargitay reveal about auditioning for Friends?
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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. Happy hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of girlies that I love and would just absolutely love to get a chance at humping.
It is my girly, my swirly, my twirly, Jacqueline Follet. Hello, Miss Follet.
Chapter 2: What career regret did Khloé Kardashian respond to?
How you doing? I'm trying to see how long I can go before you start saying something. And that's my girl, Jackie. I love my girl, Jackie. Keep going. How you doing?
Chapter 3: Why was Kendall Jenner mocked by Ben Simmons' sister?
Keep going. Solo pod today? Solo pod. No, I'm here, you guys. Still here. Happy. Happy.
hump day feeling like the mascot of hump day with my lovely lady lumps just one lump lump yeah i'm like the camel with one hump what's the difference between the camel with one hump and the camel with two so this is me learning that there's a camel with one hump like they all have two what are you talking about no i feel like unless there's one like that's like disabled like why do some camels have one hump and other camels have two humps question mark
They don't. I feel like they do. The difference comes down to species and where the camels live.
Chapter 4: What is Elizabeth Olsen's stance on theatrical releases for movies?
There are two main kinds of camels. Dromedary camels, one hump, and Bactrian camels, two humps. That's so funny because I was reading about dromedaries last night.
Chapter 5: What insights were shared about the impact of streaming on the film industry?
You were? In the Babar book. Lol. Okay. Like this is this type of conversation information you're only going to get here at the toes. Like my God, why aren't you listening yet?
Chapter 6: What were the highlights from the latest Dancing with the Stars recap?
Even though if you're hearing this, like you are. The hump data Babar pipeline. Is very real. Is very real.
Chapter 7: How did the judges react to the performances on Dancing with the Stars?
So Jerome Derry, next time if Howard asked me, what's Jerome Derry? Thank God he didn't ask me last night. I didn't know. Just like fun facts about Jackie and I, like we have ridden camels. Like if you're a modern Jewess, like you've been to Israel, like part of like, like when your first trip to Israel, like you go to see Masada, you go to the Dead Sea, you ride a camel.
Chapter 8: What were the standout moments from the Wicked-themed Dancing with the Stars episode?
I think I've ridden a camel like a multitude of times. Literally call me Countess Luanne. I've ridden a camel. More than once. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like multiple, multiple times. I kind of like I'm always riding camels. It's actually insane how much the Real Housewives of New York trip to Morocco shaped me as a young woman. As you guys know,
Me and my high school friends, we watched Real Housewives of New York in high school growing up, and it literally made us who we are. Specifically, their trip. There were so many iconic moments from that trip. Luann getting thrown off the camel, and then her just learning the word Yahabi B and making it her entire personality. And then, of course, the Herman Munster shoes. That was in Morocco?
I believe. Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes. I feel like that was in New York. I feel like it might have been in... No, because they were on a trip together. So you came down the stairs in your Herman Munster shoes. Um... But maybe the shoes were on the trip. But I feel like it was when they went to St. Barts or something. I feel like it was more local.
No, she wasn't wearing Herman Munster shoes in St. Barts. Brutus here. Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes. Literally so good. Brutus, you look like a drum dairy. You look like a drum dairy. Oh, Bruno, get up here. We've got work to do. Today is an excellent show. Not to, you know, brag. To our own horn. But we've got a lot going on. The stories, dancing with the stars.
Wicked Night recap was on last night. Literally best night of my life. Yeah, that was fun. I watched Molly Mae season two, part one. Just very enjoyable. But Molly's very stressed out. I told you. Molly can't find anything to wear to the L'Oreal fashion show. She needs to listen to the toast. I know, and how do we recommend it to her without seeming self-involved?
I don't know how we even get to her. It's as if I live on a different planet from her. There are a lot of people who are like, we're in the same orbit. We have a mutual friend. We have a similar age and whatever. I have no connection to Molly Mae. I kind of like it that way because I can really just be a true fan. But she has no idea what the toast is. I don't think she ever would.
And that's why she's feeling overwhelmed and not in her best self. Yeah. No. And also she's like very overwhelmed by motherhood. That was a very big theme of the show. And I just feel like she would like our swirly take on it. One thousand percent. If you or someone you know knows Molly Mae, send her this episode. Yeah. Or just like a mom who needs a little bit of like light and laughter.
Like, you know, just to like take the edge off. Thousand percent. The toast. The turst. Or as they call it, the crumpet. I don't know one. Like if I needed to reach Molly Mae, I couldn't think of one way to get there. Yeah. She's also like super private. It's just like she hangs out with her family and that's it. Yeah. Baseball and her mom and her friends. Is that bad? Iconic reference.
Thank you so much. What movie do you think we quote the most here at the Terst? Mean Girls. Mean Girls. Yeah. It's cliche for a reason. We quote other movies too, like Sleepover, some of the greats. Right, right. And more indie films. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we do quote Mean Girls the most. It's the most quotable. It's the most quotable. And the thing is, Mean Girls is the best movie ever made.
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