New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025
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What is the new era of The Toast about?
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. That has truly never felt more like a Monday because today's a start. It's a rebirth. As Ramona Singer would say, it's a renewal of sorts. We are feeling ageless. We are feeling fresh. We are feeling new. Hello, Jackie. How are you?
What changes were made to the studio?
Hi, Turdy. Welcome to the toast. I feel like this is a real welcoming. This is a new era of toast. Claudia moved to her new studio. And due to that, we did a total studio refresh at both studios. So if you're listening as a podcast, you might want to head over to the video today for a pargy treat because we are brand new.
Yeah. Secret project reveal over the weekend, Jackie and I both were hard at work doing absolutely nothing. Um, but having studios built for us, we literally look like we're in the palace of Versailles. I am so excited about this. I can't believe we had like such a major change undergoing and we did not say one word about it to anyone. Like we were such secret keepers. It's giving like, I don't know. It's giving, we can keep a secret.
We were so low key. We didn't even say secret project. Like I feel like we really wanted people to be excited and surprised by this. So yes, to put a bow on Friday's episode, that's why I couldn't leave my house this weekend because starting Friday, right after we wrapped the show, people have been here around the clock, setting up my new studio, getting the lighting, everything. So I stayed home all weekend. We had a variety of play dates, people coming in and out of the house to keep it a fun weekend at home because I couldn't leave. And now you know why. And I wasn't just being cagey. Thank you.
No, this is truly a new era of toast. This is also our first sort of dry run with all of our new equipment. So if today's episode actually makes it to air, like God is good. God is on our side. We are going to be okay. But we have new chairs. And I'm, first of all, so excited to see how this affects my coccidinia and my sciatica. I have really high hopes. I don't think there could have been a worse chair for me to be sitting in than our previous chair when it came to my tailbone issues. And my physical therapist actually said that. So while this technically was like an extravagant expense, it's really a medical expense.
How did the new setup affect the hosts' comfort?
1000%. And it's covered by pet insurance because Brewey is feeling very at peace knowing that there is now space for him on. It's really a couch. Like we have these big sofa chairs that can fit. We could share one sometime, Turtle Lou, if you want to get cozy.
Depending on like what stage of our like weight fluctuations we're at, we totally could share one. We totally could.
But now Bruno can be here comfortably and he's literally been sleeping comfortably. next to me, like the entire hour that we've been getting ready for the show. And I feel like we needed to bring back the do-to-do spirit, the spirit of the do.
Bring back Bruno. Bring back Bruno. Bring back Bruno. Yeah, that's what, I mean, like, that's what I've been saying, bring back, you know?
Do you feel like nervous today? I feel like this is our first show ever. Like I have, I haven't gotten like nervous for work in a very long time.
Not only do I feel nervous for sure. I feel like a little awkward. I don't know why this just doesn't feel familiar to me yet. So I feel like I'm podcasting and like in someone's house.
Yeah. I feel this the way that I, what I would feel if I was on like someone else's show. Like I feel like I'm really doing a podcast and not just like sat with my girl dirty on FaceTime. We'll get to that level of comfortability, but I'm glad we are acknowledging like I have like stage fright.
today. Yeah. No, it's kind of like when you and I podcast together in person after a really long time of remote podcasting and be like, feel really weird making eye contact with one another. And like the vibes are just weird. Um, I'm feeling like a little bit of that awkwardness today. Cause I'm just not used to my usual setup. Like usually I have you right here.
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