Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Why did Mark Zuckerberg dress up as Benson Boone?
They sound amazing.
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday, or as we call it, Tuesday. And speaking of girls that I choose in this lifetime and the next, it's my- And in every lifetime. My sister, Jackie. Hey, cojers, wojers. How's it hangin'?
Bojers. You know?
Bojers, wojers, my man.
Bojers, wojers. Sojers, nojers. You know?
Hey, guys. This is The Toast, even though that was a bit of gibberish for you. Thanks for clarifying. Welcome back to The Toast. Welcome toast to the back. I never welcome everyone into the show. You usually do.
100%.
And I love that for me. But today I'm welcoming you all into our show because we have a farchy little show for you. And if it feels like both Jackie and I have like a little bit of an extra pep in our step, we do for separate reasons. I'm assuming Jackie's has something to do with the fact that Meghan Markle's show finally launched on Netflix last night. Well, it is D-Day over here. If Jackie has a bit of a sparkle in her eye, that's why. It's a sparkle sparkle. Correct. And if I have a bit of sparkle in my eye, like I really don't mean to brag, you know, I never want to come on here and be like, my life is so amazing. You know, it's not nice to rub in people's faces, but I only peed one time in the night and I didn't wake up choking on my own vomit. And I actually had like, such a good night's sleep that I think Anora was an amazing movie.
And I think life is worth living. And it's just really amazing what a tablet of magnesium, a Pepsid, I switched over. Dr. Fox said I could. A Pepsid could do. Life is worth living. The magnesium is major. What'd you do? The one that I sent you? 500 milligrams? Mm-hmm. I'm back on my 500 milligrams as well because my nails were all broken. My sciatica was back. And I'm like, okay, so... So? So yeah, we do drugs. Yeah. Do you have something, a funny story to tell me? I did. So I went to the doctor yesterday, you know, for that, for that checkup. All good. Thank God. Thank God. Blessed be the fruit. Baruch Hashem. L'anharah. Um, But on the way there, we always drive. I don't know why. Like we just, we like decided.
We do love driving, but like the doctor's in the city and like it's pretty easy to get to. I don't know why we always drive. We never can find parking. Like you have to justify having a car. It's so true. Okay. Sojourner, nojourner truth. Okay. Cojourner's truth. And I had such a busy day yesterday that Ben picked me up from work and I didn't have time to eat lunch. And I'm so hungry. And every time I go into the doctor's hungry, they're like, baby's not in good position. Baby's sleeping. And they're always yelling at my baby that they can't get their photos. So I always make sure to eat. It's my due diligence as a mama to be. And so we just pulled over on the side of the road. Ben ran in and got two slices. We just grabbed a slice. Oh, his dream come true.
And we were eating the slices on the way. And I didn't want to complain, but he got two slices. For two people. Right. So when he came to the car with the two plates, I'm like, okay, good. He knew I needed two.
One for you, one for Bebe.
Right. They happen to have been particularly small. Not small, but below average of a New York City slice. So I'm like, oh, he got me two. That's nice. And he gets in the car and he starts eating his. And I'm like, wait, should we go in? And we were really late. He's like, why would I go back? I'm like, what is not going to suffice? I'm starving and I'm pregnant. And he starts driving. I'm like, it's fine. I'll just like, give me yours. And he was like, no, I haven't eaten all day. I'm like, what? I'm like, give me your slice. He's like, no, I'm starving. I'm like, okay, fine. I finished the slice and like, I was hungry, but like it, it, it was sufficient. Go to the doctor. We're watching the ultrasound. Oh, so cute. This, we got the 3D. And she's like, oh, what is that?
I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, oh, it's so cute. He's chewing on his umbilical cord. I'm like, excuse me? That's like...
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