The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Mark Zuckerberg dresses up as Benson Boone for wife's 40th birthday party (Daily Mail) (17:23)Millie Bobby Brown calls out 'bullying' of her appearance (Page Six) (26:59)Doja Cat Admits 'Nerves Got to Me' During Oscars' James Bond Tribute and a 'B--- Hit Some Flats'; Raye Says 'I Tried My Best' (Variety) (32:27)Barstool's Dave Portnoy and Ex Wife Renee Have a 'Fluid' Relationship With Money (US Magazine) (40:23)Jay-Z Sues Jane Doe & Lawyer (TMZ) (50:41)Dear Toasters Advice Segment (54:41)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: Why did Mark Zuckerberg dress up as Benson Boone?
They sound amazing.
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday, or as we call it, Tuesday. And speaking of girls that I choose in this lifetime and the next, it's my- And in every lifetime. My sister, Jackie. Hey, cojers, wojers. How's it hangin'?
Bojers. You know?
Bojers, wojers, my man.
Bojers, wojers. Sojers, nojers. You know?
Hey, guys. This is The Toast, even though that was a bit of gibberish for you. Thanks for clarifying. Welcome back to The Toast. Welcome toast to the back. I never welcome everyone into the show. You usually do.
100%.
And I love that for me. But today I'm welcoming you all into our show because we have a farchy little show for you. And if it feels like both Jackie and I have like a little bit of an extra pep in our step, we do for separate reasons. I'm assuming Jackie's has something to do with the fact that Meghan Markle's show finally launched on Netflix last night. Well, it is D-Day over here.
If Jackie has a bit of a sparkle in her eye, that's why. It's a sparkle sparkle.
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Chapter 2: What are the recent updates on Millie Bobby Brown?
Or, like, a Marilyn Monroe comes to my birthday party and jumps out of a cake. Like, oh, my gosh, Marilyn, you're such a good friend. I love that. If someone comes. Thanks, Mayor. Someone comes to my birthday party and does something weird.
Yeah, and Mark Zuckerberg doesn't have a talent. It would be more impressive if he sat down and coded in the middle of the party and built her a website live. That's what you bring to the table, and that's okay. Yeah, like a live Benson Boone fan page. I'm building you a Benson Boone page website.
It's just so weird that it's Benson Boone. Yeah, right, right. Right. Benson Boone. He actually has one song.
He now has two. He came out with one on Friday, and when Mark posted the video, he was also like, congrats on the new song, Benson.
Benson. Benson Boone. Yeah, that's what I thought you were going to say. Benson Boone.
You can't call Benson Boone Ben. He's not a Ben.
No, his name is Benson.
No, but like as a nickname. I would call him Olivia. I would call him Bence. I would call him Olivia, Liv. For Benson Boone? Liv Benson, yeah.
oh okay olivia benson oh i thought the joke was just like something completely random oh no our brains are wired a little bit differently yeah that's funny yeah thanks i tried no no not funny not olivia not the joke oh the fact that we're on such different pages
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Chapter 3: What happened during Doja Cat's Oscars performance?
Our next story, oh, very serious. Millie Bobby Brown is calling out bullying. She's calling out the bullies for the criticism of her appearance recently. So Millie Bobby Brown has been in the news and also just online. She's been beep-bopping around. Yeah, because she's been at different premieres and stuff and different gowns, and her look has changed.
She's got blonde hair. She seems to have done some fillers. She looks very mature. Yeah, and people have a lot to say about it, as they do. Now, I never watch Stranger Things, so I don't care. No, I mean, neither this doesn't. This is so not my problem. I have, like, no expectations for what she should look like. And I'm not disappointed when she doesn't.
11.
People have this, like, fixed image of her in their minds. Because every celebrity, especially women, goes through, like... especially women, go through changes and they do work. And there's not always such a big thing about it. But because Millie Bobby Brown was a famous kid, people are more obsessed with it, I think.
Yeah. And I guess just also because of her appearance on the show, you know, anything other than looking like 11 like is hard for them to digest. Right. Bald with a bloody nose.
So, right. It's really like I'm sure she I'm sure she's like grateful for the role, but like hates it. It's like a prison. Yeah. So people have a lot to say and they weren't being nice. And so she put out a video to fire back at the, quote, disturbing discourse about her physical appearance after she was criticized for looking old at the premiere of Electric State last week.
she said quote i want to take a moment to address something that i think is bigger than just me something that affects every young woman who grows up under public scrutiny i started in this industry when i was 10 years old i grew up in front of the world and for some reason people can't seem to grow with me she claimed that her critics expect her to stay frozen in time and still look the way that she did in the first season of stranger things that's funny that's what i said and i didn't watch the whole video because we do because it was clear she was reading off of a script and i wasn't interested
Yeah, she was like being a little too well-spoken. No, it was like a PSA. I'd like to take a moment to address, and like literally reading off of something. So I'm like, okay, I'll just read the transcript later, which is now. So she went on to say, and because I don't look like 11, I'm now a target. She also called out several headlines and reporters for mocking a young woman's appearance.
The fact that adult writers are spending their time dissecting my face, my body, my choices, it's disturbing. She also emphasized that it's even worse that some of the articles are being written by women. Well, she said women. Sorry, I don't want to put that on her. Oh, OK. Well, go back to school. I added my own flair. Sorry. She said women.
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